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over a year ago
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Not stepping on cracks is always fun, you get better at it and with practice can anticipate when it might happen and can modify your stride several steps in advance subtly so no one notices  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ring doorbells and runaway.
What immature things do you get urges for, even though you're all grown up now?"
Do the Cha Cha Slide whenever it's played
Do silly voices with the helium from balloons (yes Karen I know it's dangerous).
Get excited when I hear the ice cream van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Head bang like Wayne's world when bohemian rhapsody comes on or does the drums solo when in the air tonight comes on
Go for it!"
i did both today driving home from work (I was stopped in traffic) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steal pick & mix 
Haven’t done that since childhood. And I got such a spanking for it because my parents discovered all the wrappers in my pocket, and knew I had no money on me!  |
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"Steal pick & mix
Haven’t done that since childhood. And I got such a spanking for it because my parents discovered all the wrappers in my pocket, and knew I had no money on me! "
You've just evoked an urge I never knew I had. I always look at the liquorice bullets with a sense of dare, now I think about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stay up way past my bedtime messing about online, even though I know I'll regret it in the morning.
I do that now......... #fucksleep "
I do that now more than ever, but those few hours where it's just me and the quiet are precious! |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Winning an argument with:-
"So ner-na-ner-ner-ner!"
Followed by a tongue sticking out or a tongue sticking out and a Raspberry sound too!
It's childish but makes me giggle like a girly lady man.......  |
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Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot! |
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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago
Some where in West Yorkshire |
"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!"
Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing! |
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"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!
Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!"
Oh it gets worse than that, putting suger in the teachers petrol tank after they gave you corporal punishment was fun. Sadly locking petrol caps have put a stop to that way of getting your own back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW" "
This actually made me laugh out loud for real.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mini car punch no return.
Always.
Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person
We did mini nip, punch for yellow car  "
Still do this on long journeys but it was “mini beats” |
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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago
Some where in West Yorkshire |
"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!
Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!
Oh it gets worse than that, putting suger in the teachers petrol tank after they gave you corporal punishment was fun. Sadly locking petrol caps have put a stop to that way of getting your own back."
Ha! Ha! |
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"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!
Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!
Oh it gets worse than that, putting suger in the teachers petrol tank after they gave you corporal punishment was fun. Sadly locking petrol caps have put a stop to that way of getting your own back.
Ha! Ha!"
Not to mention what went in the tea that I had to make for a bully boy foreman when I was a very young apprentice, or when he sent me on stupid errands. If he was daft enough to leave his sandwich box in the kitchen his grub had some added flavourings. The only problem being that I couldn't actually say what I'd done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always press all the buttons on the musical toys at Christmas so they all go off simultaneously….. I was caught by a member of staff doing it in a shop a couple of weeks ago, she gave me a right dirty look….. I felt ashamed of myself |
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I still get urges to...
To ram other road users of the road 
To chuck ole grannys of buses
To bitch slap unruly younger human beings in shopping areas
To castrate humans for beings dicks!!
To bitch slap humans for being judgemental c*nts!!
Okay. I need to stop now.. anger management classes aren't working so well. Fuck it!!!  |
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"I always press all the buttons on the musical toys at Christmas so they all go off simultaneously….. I was caught by a member of staff doing it in a shop a couple of weeks ago, she gave me a right dirty look….. I felt ashamed of myself "
Oh I do that......
Or when you are in a toy store and press all the buttons on the annoying toys |
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"I always press all the buttons on the musical toys at Christmas so they all go off simultaneously….. I was caught by a member of staff doing it in a shop a couple of weeks ago, she gave me a right dirty look….. I felt ashamed of myself
Oh I do that......
Or when you are in a toy store and press all the buttons on the annoying toys "
Oh yes..... I am that person tooo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ring doorbells and runaway.
What immature things do you get urges for, even though you're all grown up now?"
Become a delivery drive and get paid to do this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mini car punch no return.
Always. "
My daughter started doing that recently.
And yellow cars.
She has regretted it, muhahahaha. She is 15 by the way lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW"
This actually made me laugh out loud for real. "
Me too when i thought about it, i may be 30 but i still got that little kid in me somewhere
I just feel sorry for the poor woman who has to suffer watching me pull my towel apart and start waving my willy about saying "dinga-linga-linga-ling" |
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"Mini car punch no return.
Always.
My daughter started doing that recently.
And yellow cars.
She has regretted it, muhahahaha. She is 15 by the way lol "
My daughters 14 and just started yellow car punch…..I’ve been banned from joining in anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW"
This actually made me laugh out loud for real.
Me too when i thought about it, i may be 30 but i still got that little kid in me somewhere
I just feel sorry for the poor woman who has to suffer watching me pull my towel apart and start waving my willy about saying "dinga-linga-linga-ling" "
Trust me men never grow out of this one haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make rude words from the lettered spice jars in supermarkets
In fact, any merchandise with letters on it, usually get their display changed to suit my mood for expletives! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make rude words from the lettered spice jars in supermarkets
In fact, any merchandise with letters on it, usually get their display changed to suit my mood for expletives! "
Omg you genius! I have to do this when i go shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make rude words from the lettered spice jars in supermarkets
In fact, any merchandise with letters on it, usually get their display changed to suit my mood for expletives!
Omg you genius! I have to do this when i go shopping "
I have many many supermarket games, to amuse myself.... shopping for others, human buckaroo, rebrand the brand..... just one of my many talents! |
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