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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise 
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob. "
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared "
Don't worry it will be  |
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"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be "
I don’t know where to put, err well you know. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know. "
Oh I do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know. "
I know a place |
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"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know.
Oh I do "
Oh you flirt.  |
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"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know.
I know a place "
Is it pink. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know.
Oh I do
Oh you flirt. "
It takes 2 to tango  |
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"I can play for a bit. Where do you want me?
You can sit on my lap till your bum’s warmed up and then it’s left hand blue, right hand red, left foot yellow right foot green. "
My bum never warms up. Also I'm not sure I'm that flexible. What's the forfeit for falling over? Would you help a lady up? |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"I’m in, I’m pretty bendy 
Bum my face
Wonder how long I’ll be in this position! Remember to come up for a breath Fiddles
I’ve got a snorkel you can have a blow on it if you like. "
Dear lord Fiddles - my ass in your face and blowing a snorkel! I said bendy not a contortionist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
I'll make sure you're in the best position
Oh yeah do tell
Hmm let me double check the colours so I can straddle you
Good girl "
Well that did things to me  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Apologies for the dangly bits but who’s up for a game of naked twister.
Winner gets to chose whether we watch countdown or homes under the hammer.
Where are my dangly bits going? "
Wherever you want |
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"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know.
Oh I do
Oh you flirt.
It takes 2 to tango "
Strictly cum dancing is Tomorrow’s thread. |
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"Apologies for the dangly bits but who’s up for a game of naked twister.
Winner gets to chose whether we watch countdown or homes under the hammer.
Where are my dangly bits going? "
In my mouth please |
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"I can play for a bit. Where do you want me?
You can sit on my lap till your bum’s warmed up and then it’s left hand blue, right hand red, left foot yellow right foot green.
My bum never warms up. Also I'm not sure I'm that flexible. What's the forfeit for falling over? Would you help a lady up?"
I’ve got something that could stiffen you up. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in
Left hand blue.
If I fall back into you I apologise
That’s the plan.
My right hand your left boob.
Long as private parts has his left on my right I'm happy to be shared
Don't worry it will be
I don’t know where to put, err well you know.
Oh I do
Oh you flirt.
It takes 2 to tango
Strictly cum dancing is Tomorrow’s thread. "
Spoilsport |
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