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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Me we are trying our best

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

Flatlined critical x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t find a pulse.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Can’t find a pulse. "

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Inform his next of kin. Record Death at 13:34. *closes eyes*

We did the best we could do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No change, we will see you again in another 12 months.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Will need a drip and

Antibiotics

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

DNR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prescription for 5 phalanges to encompass a blood inflated organ, please administer once every 24 hours.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nil by mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny how many flatliners there are on here when you would think it should be the opposite.

Signed another DNR patient

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

In isolation.

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By *aceyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

GCS 3

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By *ohn-alt89Man over a year ago

Southampton

Medically fit for discharge

I’m sorry

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By *ohn-alt89Man over a year ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 16/11/21 14:48:40]

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By *ohn-alt89Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Nil by mouth"

Ahaha! This! XD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nil by Mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead upon arrival

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you please take a seat in the waiting room?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Take a ticket and someone will be along in a moment to give you a little price.

Wash your hands after.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amputated

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By *elkieWoman over a year ago

Durham

Patient seems bright, active, and in good spirits. Fall risk assessment completed

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

"Can’t find a pulse. "

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

Pronounced dead at ...........

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By *uminsiderMKMan over a year ago

St Austell

GCS 9 = E2V2M5 @ 16/11/21

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Pronounced dead at ..........."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulse is weak but steady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry we had to pull the plug

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Who stole the body?!?!?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have you considered organ donation?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Needs more fluids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead on arrival lol

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