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It’s official I am all out of witty banter, alliterative body part day of the week and my mate fancies you threads.
Therefore like a child that can’t abide silence I’m sat here posting a thread so I can talk to myself.  |
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"Get some work done lazy arse
Problem is I’m so good at being a lazy arse I should turn pro.
I’m a professional procrastinator "
I thought about turning pro procrastinator, I guess I’ll get round to it. |
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"Get some work done lazy arse
Problem is I’m so good at being a lazy arse I should turn pro.
I’m a professional procrastinator
I thought about turning pro procrastinator, I guess I’ll get round to it. "
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"It’s official I am all out of witty banter, alliterative body part day of the week and my mate fancies you threads.
Therefore like a child that can’t abide silence I’m sat here posting a thread so I can talk to myself. "
story of my life dude  |
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"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles 
Shall we suck it and see.
No I will
You two so need to get a room 
Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase
Oh I'll be focused alright  "
Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.  |
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"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me
In Greggs "
If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words
Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is  |
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"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles
Shall we suck it and see.
No I will
You two so need to get a room
Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase
Oh I'll be focused alright
Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil. "
As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine |
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"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me
In Greggs
If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words
Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is "
For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one. |
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"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles
Shall we suck it and see.
No I will
You two so need to get a room
Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase
Oh I'll be focused alright
Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.
As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine "
Or better yet yous two could just spit roast me all night
And no fighting who’s going first as it dosent matter yous will be swapping ends all night anyway so you will be be getting seconds at some point |
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"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me
In Greggs
If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words
Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is
For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one. "
I eat meat |
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"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me
In Greggs
If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words
Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is
For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one. "
I love a sausage |
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"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles
Shall we suck it and see.
No I will
You two so need to get a room
Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase
Oh I'll be focused alright
Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.
As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine
Or better yet yous two could just spit roast me all night
And no fighting who’s going first as it dosent matter yous will be swapping ends all night anyway so you will be be getting seconds at some point "
I’m going to need refreshments at some point |
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"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me
In Greggs
If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words
Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is
For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one.
I love a sausage "
With or without pastry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles
Shall we suck it and see.
No I will
You two so need to get a room
Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase
Oh I'll be focused alright
Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.
As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine
Or better yet yous two could just spit roast me all night
And no fighting who’s going first as it dosent matter yous will be swapping ends all night anyway so you will be be getting seconds at some point
I’m going to need refreshments at some point "
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