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My mate fancies you....
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My mate is an utter pervert and she really has a thing for you.... and I need a proper smutty distraction tonight please. So let's have some smutty smut sent around for posting.....
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a feeling you're going to get alot of annon filth, posh
I'm in and can be postie. Today I will be doing it clothed and wrapped in a blanket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god I need smut 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on I'm in..  |
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We’ll be in…happy to be posties too |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a feeling you're going to get alot of annon filth, posh
I'm in and can be postie. Today I will be doing it clothed and wrapped in a blanket "
Funny story..... I rarely get filth sent for me 
But I get lots in my box for others.....  |
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I’ll play. Filters dropped for messages of filth |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm in with a sexy mate for a sexy mate....
Can you say to miss kinky minx - get ready for those snuggly cuddles
And I'm totally getting in on that action!  |
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Hippychick.. these 2 hotties would like you to know
They love your winged pic but your current profile pic will be your iconic pic - its stunning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I loved this one last time, punctual postie here |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
I'll shove it in. I mean, I'm in. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m in!
Happy to play postie too |
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I'm still trying to work out who sent me a message on the last one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hippychick.. these 2 hotties would like you to know
They love your winged pic but your current profile pic will be your iconic pic - its stunning! "
Aww, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still trying to work out who sent me a message on the last one "
Haha, same, one was very nice to read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In there like swimwear! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A hot, hot pair would like me to pass this on to a gorgeous lady....
NBVN
We need to see those tattoos in real life…preferably tasting them too - especially the ones on your thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My super sexy friend says
Would you please tell Tea that I've the urge to have him under me right now
I would  |
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"I'm in with a sexy mate for a sexy mate....
Can you say to miss kinky minx - get ready for those snuggly cuddles
And I'm totally getting in on that action! "
I love cuddles and need lots |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My hot n sexy mate says...
Can you tell _arrilad that it’s so good to see that sexy body back
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My gorgeous mate says can you say to posh, lots of snuggly cuddles coming your way too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hot, hot pair would like me to pass this on to a gorgeous lady....
NBVN
We need to see those tattoos in real life…preferably tasting them too - especially the ones on your thighs "
Ooh how exciting and very sexy. I have new ones not on display. My newest is on my foot and climbs up my ankle and lower leg... I need a few mouths on all of my ink please.
NBVN x |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Kinky Minx, a very hot and sexy lady has asked me to pass this message on for her.
Could you please say to miss kinky minx
You’ll be getting them, and lots of them too
That sounds very promising! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've got a sexbomb of a mate in jy box who says....
Please can you tell Dangermouse that his thighs are rather tasty and I may have zoomed in more than once…
(She's been perving again) |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My super sexy friend says
Would you please tell Tea that I've the urge to have him under me right now
I would "
Ooh! That sounds like fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Appletrees a fine gentleman friend of mine has asked me to pass on this message to you..
I’m aware that you’re not looking for guys anymore but I’m still hot for you both and if you change your mind, I’m in! Until then, there are always your pictures.
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Hippy chick you lucky lady. A hottie says this
Hey. Mind passing on a message to hippychick that I've never been so jealous of a chair before. She's welcome to straddle me whenever haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I was walking down the street I saw this devine creature in a tee sheet with Warrilad printed on the front, shouting:
“It’s so very good to see your sexy awesomeness back” |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oooh my box is hotting up right now.....
L3nses who are you?!? Lush hairy Irish man… show us more…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a sexbomb of a mate in jy box who says....
Please can you tell Dangermouse that his thighs are rather tasty and I may have zoomed in more than once…
(She's been perving again)"
(Plots to upload a new pic and see who fabs it..) |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Oooh my box is hotting up right now.....
L3nses who are you?!? Lush hairy Irish man… show us more… "
Who am I? Only one way to find out. |
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Ooh.. we’re in please..
We’re in recovery mode today so happy to be postie.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another hot mate of mine wants me to pass this on to a sexy fella....
Welcome to the pleasure dome indeed you beautiful man!! Gorgeous smile and lush body… |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
More heat in the box tonight.....
Beardedman7 not only kind but very handsome too.. killer combination |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never done one of these before so will give it a go I’m in |
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"More heat in the box tonight.....
Beardedman7 not only kind but very handsome too.. killer combination "
Far too kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hot mate of mine wants me to pass this on to a sexy fella....
Welcome to the pleasure dome indeed you beautiful man!! Gorgeous smile and lush body… "
Oh that's genuinely made my day. Thankyou anonymous friend of a mate of a friend, hehe. Big love! |
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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago
North West |
"My hot n sexy mate says...
Can you tell _arrilad that it’s so good to see that sexy body back
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It's good to be back, May be for a short time but having a good perv while I'm here  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages..... |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages....."
There are a lot of filters up! |
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"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages....."
Okay
I'm coming to play |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oooh here's one from a darned sexy man.....
Could you ask MissKinkyMinx if she needs a helping hand with that zip?
(Yes, yes you do MKM) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate fancies you.... oh no he doesn't!!
Its nearly panto season, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I was pruning my pampas grass, a mysterious handsome devil slipped an envelope into my pocket before scampering away with a grin…
I removed the wax seal, peered inside, and found the following cryptic text, written carefully in pink ink…
“ NBVN, what I wouldn’t give to spend some time with you “ |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....
There are a lot of filters up! "
On it.....
DROP YOUR FILTERS GUYS!!
I know it's scary, but you can put them back later.....
Think it'll work Tea?  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very sexy lady has asked me to post this message for beardedman:
I’d love to feel your beard tickle my thighs.
That sounds like a winner to me! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....
Okay
I'm coming to play "
Oh Queen of Smut....
Feel free to smut me up |
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"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....
There are a lot of filters up!
On it.....
DROP YOUR FILTERS GUYS!!
I know it's scary, but you can put them back later.....
Think it'll work Tea? "
Mine are down
(And my filters  ) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....
There are a lot of filters up!
On it.....
DROP YOUR FILTERS GUYS!!
I know it's scary, but you can put them back later.....
Think it'll work Tea?
Mine are down
(And my filters )"
Mine have been off for a while |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another for the gorgeous Miss Kinky Minx..
I'd love to join the queue to give you some snuggles..
It's worth the wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I was pruning my pampas grass, a mysterious handsome devil slipped an envelope into my pocket before scampering away with a grin…
I removed the wax seal, peered inside, and found the following cryptic text, written carefully in pink ink…
“ NBVN, what I wouldn’t give to spend some time with you “"
Can you pass all my messages on, I loved the build up
And what a lush message too, thank you secret admirer.
NBVN x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy mate isn't being too picky right now.... she says....
I’ll have 4 of them and have a big hairy man sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I was pruning my pampas grass, a mysterious handsome devil slipped an envelope into my pocket before scampering away with a grin…
I removed the wax seal, peered inside, and found the following cryptic text, written carefully in pink ink…
“ NBVN, what I wouldn’t give to spend some time with you “
Can you pass all my messages on, I loved the build up
And what a lush message too, thank you secret admirer.
NBVN x"
That’s the best bit of being a postie |
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Just popping in here for a while if you don’t mind |
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A gorgeous chiselled specimen of a man wants to let MissKinkyMinx know that
"I think that you’re incendiary and I’d love to get to know you better and intimately."
Sounds like a plan
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
I’m in, if that’s ok |
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A message for Cherryonatop...
From a very pleasurable gentleman.
“I'll be the juicy cake, oozing sweet juices and you can be the delicious, mouthwatering cherry on top (or whatever position you desire.. )” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then. xx |
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In and have dropped my filters |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Oh, b*gg*r it - I’m in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My gorgeous and sexy mate says...
Message for BeckyandJust please
Ooft, let’s do THAT again |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And one for Yasmeen.....
Thanks for all the forum fun and pointless distractions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Appletrees a fine gentleman friend of mine has asked me to pass on this message to you..
I’m aware that you’re not looking for guys anymore but I’m still hot for you both and if you change your mind, I’m in! Until then, there are always your pictures.
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Oooh, keep an eye out for more pictures too |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another hottie in my box has a message for the gorgeous Deethecougar -
The tourist board of Wales should get you to front their next marketing campaign. They wouldn't find a view as stunning anywhere else. |
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We’re off out..
play nicely people.
Xx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"And one for Yasmeen.....
Thanks for all the forum fun and pointless distractions "
Pointless I have a degree
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do I have to fancy fancy them or just fancy them? Asking for a friend…
I’m in, until I am out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was just stretching and generally enjoying the feel of the breeze in my Lycra clad thighs when I felt a rush of air and the most incredible woman blast past me at high speed.
Astonished, I immediately gave chase, finally catching her as a pelican crossing.
“What’s the rush?” I cried, “where are you going in such a hurry?!”
“I’m headed for Tea Monkey to let him know his avatar pic is worth running towards…” she replied, and in a flash, she was gone..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hottie in my box has a message for the gorgeous Deethecougar -
The tourist board of Wales should get you to front their next marketing campaign. They wouldn't find a view as stunning anywhere else. "
Awe why thank you |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
A sexy friend has a message
For Dee The Cougar
Dee The Cougar you are a dee-light. Would love to wrap myself up in those gorgeous curves of yours. X |
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"My gorgeous and sexy mate says...
Message for BeckyandJust please
Ooft, let’s do THAT again "
Soon. |
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"Oooh here's one from a darned sexy man.....
Could you ask MissKinkyMinx if she needs a helping hand with that zip?
(Yes, yes you do MKM)"
Ooh reveal yourself |
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"A gorgeous chiselled specimen of a man wants to let MissKinkyMinx know that
"I think that you’re incendiary and I’d love to get to know you better and intimately."
Sounds like a plan
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Ooh intrigued |
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Nora the explorer you lucky lucky bugger… my super sexy friend said that Every time he sees that picture he thinks about sliding his hands all the way from your ankles right the way up, then letting them carry on once his lips start to follow … HOT |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I was just stretching and generally enjoying the feel of the breeze in my Lycra clad thighs when I felt a rush of air and the most incredible woman blast past me at high speed.
Astonished, I immediately gave chase, finally catching her as a pelican crossing.
“What’s the rush?” I cried, “where are you going in such a hurry?!”
“I’m headed for Tea Monkey to let him know his avatar pic is worth running towards…” she replied, and in a flash, she was gone..
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I’m not quite sure what the message is there?! |
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Now this sounds like a lot of fun…
A hot and very greedy woman would quite enjoy the following:-
wi69leZinc, _ea monkey, WarriLad, I'd quite like all of you to play with please, one at a time and all at once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy friend has a message
For Dee The Cougar
Dee The Cougar you are a dee-light. Would love to wrap myself up in those gorgeous curves of yours. X"
Awe thank you x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do I have to fancy fancy them or just fancy them? Asking for a friend…
I’m in, until I am out. "
Yes. Or no.
Your call |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
In ... off to have a nosey above |
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"Nora the explorer you lucky lucky bugger… my super sexy friend said that Every time he sees that picture he thinks about sliding his hands all the way from your ankles right the way up, then letting them carry on once his lips start to follow … HOT "
Oooooh errrrrr. Do say hello |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oi Queen of Smut you sexy devil!
A sexy mate says....
Can you ask my friend _herry onatop if I could lick her cherry please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just stretching and generally enjoying the feel of the breeze in my Lycra clad thighs when I felt a rush of air and the most incredible woman blast past me at high speed.
Astonished, I immediately gave chase, finally catching her as a pelican crossing.
“What’s the rush?” I cried, “where are you going in such a hurry?!”
“I’m headed for Tea Monkey to let him know his avatar pic is worth running towards…” she replied, and in a flash, she was gone..
I’m not quite sure what the message is there?! "
I couldn’t catch her again to get more detail |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very sexy and erudite lady asked me to send this missive to NBVN…
Can you tell NBVN, that I'll be your Amy to your Penny. Though does that make Mr Sheldon??
That’s an intriguing situation and offer! |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Please may I play? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From a hot chap to a sexy lady....
NBVN-HW, you’re the best thing to come out of Swansea since Joe’s ice cream (high praise indeed). Oh, to lick a big dollop of it off yer bum
(Can I join in please ) |
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My hot mate has asked me tell Tea that she’d love to straddle him like Hippychick straddles that chair. Clothed or not, he can decide |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Oops I messsged wrong postie
Was that to who it was for "
Saffy has the correct one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another one for a popular lady from a sexy pair....
DeetheCougar
White toenails are our new favourite - we honestly didn’t see anything else of interest in that pic at all |
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Ooh, a friend has asked me to please tell Saffron40 that if Tarquin ever gets boring I could heat her up and light up her foof just as well as he does. Maybe better |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My hot mate has asked me tell Tea that she’d love to straddle him like Hippychick straddles that chair. Clothed or not, he can decide "
I’m not sure what good the clothes would be in that situation?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst clearing the attic of old boxes and dusty Christmas decorations, I found a small wooden box that I’d never seen before. Inside was a bear, with a bit of string hanging out of its back…
With trepidation, I pulled it, and immediately the bears eyes opened, and an eerie approximation of a sexy human guys voice intoned:
“Couplecu2015 - What I wouldn’t do to take the place of the lucky man in those pics and videos. Total bella donna!”
The bear fell silent, and I placed him back in his box, and hid him back under the box baubles…"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
To that sexy Lexi....I could snog you all night
(That's not from me.... is from my mate) |
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danger mouse my foxy mate thinks you’re gorgeous x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Struggling to keep up here x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a message for Appletree from a very lovely, rather sexy man...
Please will you let this fine Lady know that I’m seriously considering getting a sex change for her 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend wants Outsider to sit on his face. "
Oo-er! |
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Did I say hello ..can I play please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think my inbox is broken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…
Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…
Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous "
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"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…
Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous "
YASMEEEEEEENNNNNN |
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"I think my inbox is broken "
Makes 2 of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one for a popular lady from a sexy pair....
DeetheCougar
White toenails are our new favourite - we honestly didn’t see anything else of interest in that pic at all "
White toenails seem to do it every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a hot chap to a sexy lady....
NBVN-HW, you’re the best thing to come out of Swansea since Joe’s ice cream (high praise indeed). Oh, to lick a big dollop of it off yer bum
(Can I join in please )"
Haha Joe's icecream is outstanding, so I am truly honoured. You can of course lick it off my bum but promise to bite just a little
NBVN x |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Message for BeMoreFrieda. It’s from a hideously sexy bloke (the b*****d!):
“You’re fantastic and very sexy. I admire you from afar”
He has good taste . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…
Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous
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. I did that not long ago and was so embarrassed! We got chatting and eventually met! It was a good mistake lol x |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
If those very kind folks that sent me my messages would like to make themselves know, we can chat |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…
Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous
. I did that not long ago and was so embarrassed! We got chatting and eventually met! It was a good mistake lol x"
Xxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very sexy and erudite lady asked me to send this missive to NBVN…
Can you tell NBVN, that I'll be your Amy to your Penny. Though does that make Mr Sheldon??
That’s an intriguing situation and offer! "
Offer accepted... I always say Mr is Sheldon although really he should be Leonard if I am Penny...but he really is Sheldon.
NBVN x |
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"Message for BeMoreFrieda. It’s from a hideously sexy bloke (the b*****d!):
“You’re fantastic and very sexy. I admire you from afar”
He has good taste ."
Haha I'm not fantastic I'm a pain in the arse. But don't admire from afar I'm blind as bat literally.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A very sexy mate of mine says....
Can you please tell WelcometothePleasureDome that my invite seems to have gotten lost in the post... |
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"A very sexy lady has asked me to post this message for beardedman:
I’d love to feel your beard tickle my thighs.
That sounds like a winner to me! "
Send me a message let’s sort it |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"To that sexy Lexi....I could snog you all night
(That's not from me.... is from my mate)"
Me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone ? "
Mate don’t worry me either. X |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Anyone ?
Mate don’t worry me either. X"
Unicornsparkles your lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone ?
Mate don’t worry me either. X"
Nor me.. lol |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Anyone ?
Mate don’t worry me either. X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was enjoying a spot of gardening and had quite the dab on. Upon removing my shirt to lean manfully upon my spade, a very handsome fella crossed the street, and took his own shirt off, hanging it on my gatepost!
“Are you helping then?” I asked the man who’s strapping physique sparkled in the dappled sunlight ..
“No, I’m afraid not” he said with a glint, “This now belongs to not so posh...she can wear my shirt any day”. He then leaned in and mimed blowing a kiss, before strolling into the distance with his shoulders back and head high |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend says Sir olovingman you are lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for Tea Monkey...
Please tell _ea monkey that if he is ever looking for someone to disappoint, I'm definitely happy to be that person. We may have to try over and over again before I'm truly disappointed though
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone ?
Mate don’t worry me either. X
Unicornsparkles your lovely xx"
Awwwh queen. Thank you. Xxx |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A message for Tea Monkey...
Please tell _ea monkey that if he is ever looking for someone to disappoint, I'm definitely happy to be that person. We may have to try over and over again before I'm truly disappointed though
NBVN x"
That sounds like a deal to me |
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"A message for Cherryonatop...
From a very pleasurable gentleman.
“I'll be the juicy cake, oozing sweet juices and you can be the delicious, mouthwatering cherry on top (or whatever position you desire.. )”"
That had me salivating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If those very kind folks that sent me my messages would like to make themselves know, we can chat "
A postie never reads his post, I’ve no idea, sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for Testerossa from a hot lipped sexy man...
Tell the lovely testerossa she’s fucking hot stuff. Got to love a sexy redhead.
NBVN |
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"My friend says Sir olovingman you are lovely. "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I was enjoying a spot of gardening and had quite the dab on. Upon removing my shirt to lean manfully upon my spade, a very handsome fella crossed the street, and took his own shirt off, hanging it on my gatepost!
“Are you helping then?” I asked the man who’s strapping physique sparkled in the dappled sunlight ..
“No, I’m afraid not” he said with a glint, “This now belongs to not so posh...she can wear my shirt any day”. He then leaned in and mimed blowing a kiss, before strolling into the distance with his shoulders back and head high "
Quick question.....
Do I need to be able to button it? |
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Mr Lost Sock my stunningly beautiful friends (oops got a bit distracted there) anyway she would like to know what's hiding underneath your bobble hat?
The filthy minx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I’m late to the game… been busy with work & exchanging off site smut.. but always up for more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was enjoying a spot of gardening and had quite the dab on. Upon removing my shirt to lean manfully upon my spade, a very handsome fella crossed the street, and took his own shirt off, hanging it on my gatepost!
“Are you helping then?” I asked the man who’s strapping physique sparkled in the dappled sunlight ..
“No, I’m afraid not” he said with a glint, “This now belongs to not so posh...she can wear my shirt any day”. He then leaned in and mimed blowing a kiss, before strolling into the distance with his shoulders back and head high
Quick question.....
Do I need to be able to button it? "
I set aside my landscaping to congratulate this fine gentleman, and buy him a pint. Over a drink and a bag of crisps I deduced that “She'll look good in it either way deffo don’t button the cuffs” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very sexy mate of mine says....
Can you please tell WelcometothePleasureDome that my invite seems to have gotten lost in the post... "
Whoever that is, you'll get a very warm welcome to this pleasure dome. And count this as my personal invite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met with this lustrous beauty in a long queue at the cafe. I couldn’t decide between the Chai Latte and the festive Caramel Mocha. As we edged closer to the till, frantically changing our minds as choice paralysis took hold, a look of serenity crossed her face, and she turned to me, placed her left hand on my right shoulder and whispered “ Please tell _ea monkey he is the perfect brew and I'd drink him any day “ before turning and leaving. I never saw her again, and dedicated the rest of my life to passing on her message.
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very sexy couple asked me to pass this on:
Could you tell _aughtyandhandsome that he can press his button against my moon anytime
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I’m beginning to think no one has a thing for me.
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"Oi Queen of Smut you sexy devil!
A sexy mate says....
Can you ask my friend _herry onatop if I could lick her cherry please"
My cherry is a little dry right now so any help appreciated |
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My obscenely beautiful and gorgeous friend has a message for the equally lovely hippy and MissKinkyMinx.
Please tell Hippychick and MissKinkyMinx that their presence is required in my bed. Stat
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Anyone ?
Mate don’t worry me either. X
Unicornsparkles your lovely xx
Awwwh queen. Thank you. Xxx"
Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My obscenely beautiful and gorgeous friend has a message for the equally lovely hippy and MissKinkyMinx.
Please tell Hippychick and MissKinkyMinx that their presence is required in my bed. Stat
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Ooh, who is this |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Go on then..... a girl can dream she's still fanciable |
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"My obscenely beautiful and gorgeous friend has a message for the equally lovely hippy and MissKinkyMinx.
Please tell Hippychick and MissKinkyMinx that their presence is required in my bed. Stat
Ooh, who is this "
Intrigued |
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I really want to know who said these nice things!!! Message me |
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My lovely friend has asked me to say this
For Virginiagirl
The way you move in that video of yours has got me in a deeply sensual trance... Now you've got me hy..otised, I'm all yours for the taking! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Mr Lost Sock my stunningly beautiful friends (oops got a bit distracted there) anyway she would like to know what's hiding underneath your bobble hat?
The filthy minx "
Thank you. I love wearing it, but am happy to go hatless. She’s welcome to make enquiries . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know, that’s a lot of thread to read through… I’m not wrong am I? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I really want to know who said these nice things!!! Message me "
Ok |
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I have a rather saucy message from my handsome mate
He'd love to lick, suck and nibble your Cherry until it was soaking
Filthy as |
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My debonair friend has just said.
Please could you suggest to the magnificent HippyChick that she might like to wrap me in her wings and take me to heaven and back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My lovely friend has asked me to say this
For Virginiagirl
The way you move in that video of yours has got me in a deeply sensual trance... Now you've got me hy..otised, I'm all yours for the taking! "
Ooh I never knew I had hyp..tic powers.. I think I may need to practice this skill more on whoever messaged just to check.. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy as hell mate says would Cherry care to jump in his bed with me and him? |
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"I have a rather saucy message from my handsome mate
He'd love to lick, suck and nibble your Cherry until it was soaking
Filthy as "
Keep talking...
No, stop talking, keep licksucknibbling |
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