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I came across a clever quote recently from an anonymous italian immigrant,that said..
I came to america because i was told the streets were paved with gold,upon arrival i quickly learn't three things
1.The streets were not paved with gold
2.The streets were not paved at all
3.I was expected to pave them
I thought this was brilliant,does anyone else have any quotes to share? |
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"You don't make friends with salad
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God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read
Homer (simpson)"
I find television very educational,everytime someone turns it on i go in the other room and read a book  |
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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago
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"You don't make friends with salad
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God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read
Homer (simpson)"
A friend of ours often uses the quote
"Salad, I know what that is, it's what food eats!" |
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"You don't make friends with salad
and
God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read
Homer (simpson)
A friend of ours often uses the quote
"Salad, I know what that is, it's what food eats!""
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"My favourite one is
Imagination is more important than knowledge...
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I love this one you quoted.
I also like this one :
"You can build something beautiful even with stones that have been thrown in your path"
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you and then you win.
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Gandhi |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Gandhi"
I really like that one and it could be transferred to other religions and ideologies. |
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"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive."
"Women are made to be loved, not understood."
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I came across a clever quote recently from an anonymous italian immigrant,that said..
I came to america because i was told the streets were paved with gold,upon arrival i quickly learn't three things
1.The streets were not paved with gold
2.The streets were not paved at all
3.I was expected to pave them
I thought this was brilliant,does anyone else have any quotes to share?"
a man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of s |
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"time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana"
Bottle flies lick the rim....... Blow flies make a job of it ......
FOOK I laughed at yours ..... ( joke that is not your flies )
Ooo Ooooo Dyslexic Files put things in folders !!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  |
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” |
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"“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”"
Now that I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
Now that I like "
John Lennon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” |
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""What the fuck was that!" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking indians come from?" ~ Custer, Little Big Horn
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You forgot
They are going to have someone's eye out with those arrows Harold 1066  |
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""What the fuck was that!" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking indians come from?" ~ Custer, Little Big Horn
You forgot
They are going to have someone's eye out with those arrows Harold 1066 "
.....and "Scattered showers, my fucking arse" - Noah. |
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Tears are just words the heart can't say "
Reminds me of this line from a famous film:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Without you there are no flowers and nothing good can grow in the garden of my heart.
Ffs wishy you gone all romantic "
Hey, I wrote that! Long time ago. It's a line from a poem.  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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Nucs and terry...lol. This was something I overheard in a conversation between a rather nice and belly heavy man say to a woman he was trying to chat up. It made me laugh, and what is more important, it made her laugh and she went out on a date with him. |
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"Nucs and terry...lol. This was something I overheard in a conversation between a rather nice and belly heavy man say to a woman he was trying to chat up. It made me laugh, and what is more important, it made her laugh and she went out on a date with him. "
The best way to get a lady out of her pants is not to charm them off but to get her to laugh them off.
Anyway knock knock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't make friends with salad
and
God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read
Homer (simpson)
A friend of ours often uses the quote
"Salad, I know what that is, it's what food eats!""
"If God wanted us to be vegetarian, why did he make animals out of meat" - Homer |
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"America is the only nation in history to have gone, miraculously, from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"
- Georges Clemenceau (former French President) |
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