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By *good-being-bad OP Man
over a year ago
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So I'm in bed last night.
Pussy is making a strange gutteral noise I gdt up to find him and a dead mouse.
I have the argument with the cat remove mouse get back in my bed a few minutes late gutteral noises from puss again get up and find puss with another mouse.
Two mice one cat hes nearer getting a threesome than me.
Anything your pets do that pee's you off?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yes, my cats bring live prey in. They’re f’kin ninjas at catching the stuff, but useless little cunts when it comes to killing them off. I’m usually left to do the decent thing and put and end to the targets suffering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jumping on you mid sleep wanting breakfast, staring, why am I so amazing to look at?.
No prey here thought house cat but brings toy mice for me to throw & her fetch..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’re both dead
If so your cats trying to teach you how to eat them 
If it brings you live ones it is confidential anuff that it thinks you can kill it and eat it all on your own |
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But the other 10% of the time he's cute and adorable so I forgive him 
