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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Yes, I know it’s not Thursday but I don’t care!
Bring me your woes, your irritations and you complaints! I shall arbitrate and either justify or deny your rant, based entirely on how I’m feeling.
The judge is in session… |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm in holiday with my mum..... I could fill 173 posts with ease! "
Your mum is precious and to be cherished!
Something about accepting your parents for their flaws and stuff…?
I’m going to deny it because you knew what she was like before you went but I feel for you, I really do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have only a minor gripe this morning.
I was all set up for a night of watching Shang-chi. Big screen, Doritos, dips, Pepsi.
10 minutes in and I get the unwelcome sensation of drowsiness. The next thing I know, I’m watching the end credits. The Pepsi has spilled, and the cat has licked the Doritos.
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I bought Lemsip for my cold and now discovered I can't take it because of my heart condition :,( frickin love Lemsip, it's a cuddle in a cup  "
Allowed.
To put it in medical parlance; colds suck ass.
I hope you feel better soon |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I have only a minor gripe this morning.
I was all set up for a night of watching Shang-chi. Big screen, Doritos, dips, Pepsi.
10 minutes in and I get the unwelcome sensation of drowsiness. The next thing I know, I’m watching the end credits. The Pepsi has spilled, and the cat has licked the Doritos.
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Denied.
You’re rested, fed the cat and get to do it again tonight! Pepsi is grim anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought Lemsip for my cold and now discovered I can't take it because of my heart condition :,( frickin love Lemsip, it's a cuddle in a cup
Allowed.
To put it in medical parlance; colds suck ass.
I hope you feel better soon"
Thank you x |
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Had this meet arranged from someone here 18 months or so ago just b 4 lockdown I messaged him eve b 4 to see if it going ahead! No reply! This morn I get a message on kik saying hiya soz I not been in touch I been working abroad for 18 months do u want to meet for coffee soon? Umm do I look that green? That's my little rant x |
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More threads are creeping in that I won't post on due to their childishly inane content and plain in your face meaningless nastiness........ and i'm not against childish inanity so that's how piss poor they are. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Had this meet arranged from someone here 18 months or so ago just b 4 lockdown I messaged him eve b 4 to see if it going ahead! No reply! This morn I get a message on kik saying hiya soz I not been in touch I been working abroad for 18 months do u want to meet for coffee soon? Umm do I look that green? That's my little rant x"
I guess it’s possible, if they lived in a hole with no phone signal nor internet access…
In all other circumstances, they’re highly suspicious. Allowed |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"More threads are creeping in that I won't post on due to their childishly inane content and plain in your face meaningless nastiness........ and i'm not against childish inanity so that's how piss poor they are. "
I’m going to allow it, mainly because I tend to agree with you (unless you mean mine, in which case then I disagree).
However, if people didn’t post on them, then they’d just disappear without gaining traction, so they must appeal to some…. |
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"Had this meet arranged from someone here 18 months or so ago just b 4 lockdown I messaged him eve b 4 to see if it going ahead! No reply! This morn I get a message on kik saying hiya soz I not been in touch I been working abroad for 18 months do u want to meet for coffee soon? Umm do I look that green? That's my little rant x
I guess it’s possible, if they lived in a hole with no phone signal nor internet access…
In all other circumstances, they’re highly suspicious. Allowed"
Yes but were meeting the next day? Obviously not true me thinks x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Had this meet arranged from someone here 18 months or so ago just b 4 lockdown I messaged him eve b 4 to see if it going ahead! No reply! This morn I get a message on kik saying hiya soz I not been in touch I been working abroad for 18 months do u want to meet for coffee soon? Umm do I look that green? That's my little rant x
I guess it’s possible, if they lived in a hole with no phone signal nor internet access…
In all other circumstances, they’re highly suspicious. Allowed
Yes but were meeting the next day? Obviously not true me thinks x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting tired of my old man making a problem out of me leaving a lidl bag of food under the stairs i had bought when i was staying with him while i was i social housing. I couldnt bring it with me when i had left and with funds being so tight right now, i havent even been able to book the tickets to pick up the rest of my things i had left in the spare room cupboard he rarely uses. Every time he asks me when im gonna try get down there and i say i cant due to my money, he lets out this loud exacerbated "OOOH!" And starts moaning at me about it. The bag itself isnt even in the way of anything hes just getting tired of it simply being there. Like mate get a fucking grip! Im recovering from a toxic relationship, was homeless, poor mental health and currently unfit to work, debts up to my eyeballs, and youre bitching about a fucking lidl bag of food? If it that big of a problem and i csnt make it down for a while, just eat the fucking food! Losing my patience with that man honestly. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Getting tired of my old man making a problem out of me leaving a lidl bag of food under the stairs i had bought when i was staying with him while i was i social housing. I couldnt bring it with me when i had left and with funds being so tight right now, i havent even been able to book the tickets to pick up the rest of my things i had left in the spare room cupboard he rarely uses. Every time he asks me when im gonna try get down there and i say i cant due to my money, he lets out this loud exacerbated "OOOH!" And starts moaning at me about it. The bag itself isnt even in the way of anything hes just getting tired of it simply being there. Like mate get a fucking grip! Im recovering from a toxic relationship, was homeless, poor mental health and currently unfit to work, debts up to my eyeballs, and youre bitching about a fucking lidl bag of food? If it that big of a problem and i csnt make it down for a while, just eat the fucking food! Losing my patience with that man honestly. "
There’s an awful lot there and you’re making a real job of me being flippant and light!
Allowed, simply because the food isn’t the issue.
The world would be much nicer if people actually said what they mean and made allowances for others, especially those they claim to care about.
I hope that you’re getting the support that you need. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". There’s an awful lot there and you’re making a real job of me being flippant and light!
Allowed, simply because the food isn’t the issue.
The world would be much nicer if people actually said what they mean and made allowances for others, especially those they claim to care about.
I hope that you’re getting the support that you need. "
Lol you asked for a rant you got one.. i dont rant in half measures 
And thx yeah im getting back on my feet slowly but surely |
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By *ona63Woman
over a year ago
bradford |
Spent an hour on the phone to a someone who uses obviously in every sentence. For some reason this boils my blood. “Obviously your parcel is now classed as lost because obviously it’s been escalated twice and you still claim it hasn’t arrive so it obviously it’s now a lost case” |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
People are pants 
And I have just discovered that my ex took my lifeboat tie when he came back a couple of months ago to finally get the rest of his stuff. So now I have to go to his before the parade this morning and get it, following the short yet blazing and vicious yelling at I've just had because apparently it's my fault he took it (I'd put his in the bag and he took mine from the drawer that he shouldn't have gone in). And avoid actually wrapping it round his neck and pulling really hard.
I don't like having to avoid murder on a Sunday morning. Especially not Remembrance parade day.
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"OP, anybody with abs like yours obviously spend an unhealthy amount of time with mirrors.
This personality defect casts you as untrustworthy and invalidates anything you say. "
Denied.
I don’t even have a mirror, just an enjoyment of exercise |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Spent an hour on the phone to a someone who uses obviously in every sentence. For some reason this boils my blood. “Obviously your parcel is now classed as lost because obviously it’s been escalated twice and you still claim it hasn’t arrive so it obviously it’s now a lost case” "
Allowed.
If it’s so obvious then stop telling me! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"People are pants
And I have just discovered that my ex took my lifeboat tie when he came back a couple of months ago to finally get the rest of his stuff. So now I have to go to his before the parade this morning and get it, following the short yet blazing and vicious yelling at I've just had because apparently it's my fault he took it (I'd put his in the bag and he took mine from the drawer that he shouldn't have gone in). And avoid actually wrapping it round his neck and pulling really hard.
I don't like having to avoid murder on a Sunday morning. Especially not Remembrance parade day.
P "
Allowed.
On the plus side, you get to remember why he’s a Twunting douchecanoe |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"People are pants
And I have just discovered that my ex took my lifeboat tie when he came back a couple of months ago to finally get the rest of his stuff. So now I have to go to his before the parade this morning and get it, following the short yet blazing and vicious yelling at I've just had because apparently it's my fault he took it (I'd put his in the bag and he took mine from the drawer that he shouldn't have gone in). And avoid actually wrapping it round his neck and pulling really hard.
I don't like having to avoid murder on a Sunday morning. Especially not Remembrance parade day.
P
Allowed.
On the plus side, you get to remember why he’s a Twunting douchecanoe "
And twunting douchecanoe may be the thought that saves me from murder. Cheers your honour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blood is pouring out my uterus. Need I say more?
Housework needs done and errands need ran. I was ontop of the washing by the middle of last week. Now I have 3 baskets full again, why why why |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Blood is pouring out my uterus. Need I say more?
Housework needs done and errands need ran. I was ontop of the washing by the middle of last week. Now I have 3 baskets full again, why why why "
It’s your body having the no pregnancy party. If there were no party then you’d have substantially more washing in 9 months…
I’m going to allow it, just because laundry is the same rock that Sisyphus pushed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The amount of help improve my profile advice threads. I know they’ve always been a thing but more so recently. I always think you could just search the countless threads that have been made before. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The amount of help improve my profile advice threads. I know they’ve always been a thing but more so recently. I always think you could just search the countless threads that have been made before."
Allowed.
I don’t understand why anyone would think it’s ok to ask strangers to help them get sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on my 3rd damn cold of the season already and I don't know how to stay healthy. I take it easy, recover, go back to my usual activities, get it again! Rinse and repeat for the last month  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm on my 3rd damn cold of the season already and I don't know how to stay healthy. I take it easy, recover, go back to my usual activities, get it again! Rinse and repeat for the last month "
Allowed. Colds suck!
Although perhaps going back to your usual activities is part of the issue? |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway.
People who get in the wrong lane of a roundabout then have the cheek to accuse you of being in the wrong place.
People who park over two spaces. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway.
People who get in the wrong lane of a roundabout then have the cheek to accuse you of being in the wrong place.
People who park over two spaces."
Inconsiderate road users.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my 3rd damn cold of the season already and I don't know how to stay healthy. I take it easy, recover, go back to my usual activities, get it again! Rinse and repeat for the last month
Allowed. Colds suck!
Although perhaps going back to your usual activities is part of the issue? "
Possibly, I have been going to the gym when I recover which is probably a breeding ground for all kinds of germs |
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"I'm on my 3rd damn cold of the season already and I don't know how to stay healthy. I take it easy, recover, go back to my usual activities, get it again! Rinse and repeat for the last month "
Do u have a flu jab? I know they say it dont help either colds but I'm sure it does with me I cant remember last time I had a cold years for sure! X |
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