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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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….between having a poo everyday or having one huge (but comfortable) one a week what would you do any why? For the sake of the thread let’s pretend we have special toilets that are deep like sitting atop of a well and could handle a weeks long log.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Umm, I guess once weekly would be more convenient."
Same. I was busting in work this morning 8 hours in with 4 hours left of my shift and I can’t go in public. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I’d definitely be a once a week dude. Doing a poo is such a chore, and a minefield if you’re not doing it at home."
I only do it at home. Every public toilet might as well be the one from Trainspotting to me  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I quite like emptying my bowels on a daily basis.
Imagine how swollen you would be if you had a week's worth in there.
Actually, it might help me lose weight, as, after a few days I wouldn't want to put anything else into my intestines.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you say big, how big? Like the combination of 7 days worth in one go?
I don’t think I could handle that with injury. As much as I’d like to for time saved "
I haven’t thought this one through. Like I dunno how much the intestine would take?
I had the idea because from 2016-2019 I was in and out of court with my ex and his family (they had a very bad egg amongst them). I used to have these reoccurring dreams where I could be doing any activity in my dream, being a pop star, running in a meadow but then all of a sudden I’d go for a shit and I would feel like I was having one even though I was asleep, not a painful one just a comfortable one but it would be one continuous log, no snap off would just keep coming. My sister is a psychotherapist and she asked the most qualified professor she knew what it meant and apparently it was a literal dream. My subconscious was trying to rid the toxins/shit from my real life. I won in court and haven’t had a shitting dream since, 2 years free of it! |
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"When you say big, how big? Like the combination of 7 days worth in one go?
I don’t think I could handle that with injury. As much as I’d like to for time saved
I haven’t thought this one through. Like I dunno how much the intestine would take?
I had the idea because from 2016-2019 I was in and out of court with my ex and his family (they had a very bad egg amongst them). I used to have these reoccurring dreams where I could be doing any activity in my dream, being a pop star, running in a meadow but then all of a sudden I’d go for a shit and I would feel like I was having one even though I was asleep, not a painful one just a comfortable one but it would be one continuous log, no snap off would just keep coming. My sister is a psychotherapist and she asked the most qualified professor she knew what it meant and apparently it was a literal dream. My subconscious was trying to rid the toxins/shit from my real life. I won in court and haven’t had a shitting dream since, 2 years free of it!"
I dunno if to feel uncomfortable or congratulate you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ye must have never been on a proper session of pints before because not been able to poo for a week after that would be torture "
I don’t drink alcohol but I eat a lot of protein and take psyllium husk capsules and drink bentonite clay. I’m regular  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ye must have never been on a proper session of pints before because not been able to poo for a week after that would be torture
I don’t drink alcohol but I eat a lot of protein and take psyllium husk capsules and drink bentonite clay. I’m regular "
Anyone who drank a hape of Guinness on a session will know what im talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imagine if you only did one huge one a week but when the time came that you needed to do that huge one you were stuck somewhere without access to a toilet (we’ve all been in a similar situation at some point in our lives...), it could get incredibly messy....
I had one unfortunate incident where I shat myself at work, I’d had a heavy night’s drinking the night before and was very hungover and what I thought was going to be a fart turned out to be a shit. Luckily I was the only person in the office as it was a Friday afternoon and everyone else had gone home at lunch time so I was able to waddle to the toilets and sort it out. I doubt a once-a-week shit would have been so easy to deal with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t really mind as long as it’s a good clear out ,,, can’t beat sitting on the throne and having a good clear out ,, "
I tend to sit on the toilet when I have a shit, I don’t even own a throne.
Is that what the Queen’s doing when she’s sat on her throne? |
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"….between having a poo everyday or having one huge (but comfortable) one a week what would you do any why? For the sake of the thread let’s pretend we have special toilets that are deep like sitting atop of a well and could handle a weeks long log.
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Imagine carrying six days worth round though... save on toilet roll during pandemics though I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once a week would definitely help with getting more things done but come on men who doesn’t love going to the toilet for half hour to get away from everything! I find toilet times are a good time to relax!! Haha only me or anyone else think is lmao |
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I don't think guys would appreciate having to plough through 6 day's worth of poop so i'd have to say daily or even twice a day though weekly would be more efficient.
It's nice to see a lady so in touch with her animus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does having a weekly one mean that we become heavier and uncomfortable? Cos if that’s the case I’m happy with it being daily but not store extra weight or look like I’m about to have a baby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably go for the 1 a week so I could take pics of it and send them to the group chat"
Haha yes. Us girls used to have a group chat where we would send each other pics of the inside of our tissues after we blew our noses after a night out. Some of the stuff I blew out looked like meat. |
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