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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"
Well we are obviously not impressed as we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back through..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this.
Blocked by what?"
The vag altar that’s being prayed too blocking out the sunlight. Certainly not a site member, nope, we don’t discuss that do we, must be the altar |
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"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s. "
I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.
I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly? "
1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this.
Blocked by what?
The vag altar that’s being prayed too blocking out the sunlight. Certainly not a site member, nope, we don’t discuss that do we, must be the altar "
Exactly I’m on about my portal. It’s blocking my access to the 90’s. Definitely wasn’t on about a member. Nope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.
I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?
1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?"
You haven’t seen me shaking my protein  |
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"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.
I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?
1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?"
its not a fully formed project yet and I’ll put that at the top of my queries…. How many gigawatts woold a blowjob generate do you think?? |
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"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.
I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?
1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?
You haven’t seen me shaking my protein "
shake
My protein any day!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…"
No-ones kissing the afterbirth  |
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"No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…
No-ones kissing the afterbirth "
outrageous assumption! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?
I hope you don't probe and lick the portal that permitted your entry to this world  "
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry what?
Do you not kneel on front of a vulva shaped alter and chant for an hours a night? Weird "
Ahhhh so that's where I've been going wrong all this time... 
*rushes to make vulva shaped alter* |
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"No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…
No-ones kissing the afterbirth "
Some people eat it though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"
Like a Marvel Multiverse...Does that mean if I enter one I will end up in a universe with myself in parallel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?
Like a Marvel Multiverse...Does that mean if I enter one I will end up in a universe with myself in parallel "
Like that episode of red dwarf? If I met the male version of myself I think I may think he’s a dick head but I dunno cos he would understand the way I think and why. I know I’d be loyal that’s for sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?
Like a Marvel Multiverse...Does that mean if I enter one I will end up in a universe with myself in parallel
Like that episode of red dwarf? If I met the male version of myself I think I may think he’s a dick head but I dunno cos he would understand the way I think and why. I know I’d be loyal that’s for sure. "
Yeah just like that! I dunno what I'd do if I met myself in male form....stand myself I front of my phone and film me helicopter my dick so I could show everyone when I figure out how to get back to my world |
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