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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!
Rant over. thank you for reading lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!
Rant over. thank you for reading lol "
You've shattered the image now...   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone think it belonged to a dog
Does the vibrator live up to its name?"
i really dont know but its the 5th dog related message ive had...
Not as good as my rabbit or bullet but handy for when im extra horny and fancy more than one toy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 things here:
why would anyone think that, unless they're warped or need to go to specsavers?
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if that's been likened to a dogs penis, the poor thing is either on steroids or needs a visit to the vet!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mind must be slightly less warped than I thought - as id just assumed it was a mere sweet potato!! "
Your not on your own Obi , i thought it was too 
Think i need to update my toy collection |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Did you know you can realistic dog penis dildos ? WTF ? 
http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/dildos/other_anal_toys.htm"
To save us having that weird shit in our history. Can you confirm if they look the same as what cute is gobbling |
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"The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!
Rant over. thank you for reading lol "
had to check sorry you have some interesting things hidden in your mouth and cleavage but thought it were a bit to big to be a dogs x |
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"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.
thats a cucumber
That's one hell of a tossed salad!
hope cute remembered to wash the lettuce first"
I always wash my lettuce  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet potato?? Lmao oh dear god lol
Dogs penis to a spud... only on fabs 
Thought it had come out of the veg box!!!
Shows how often I get my 5 a day! "
your more of a cream n choc sauce man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweet potato?? Lmao oh dear god lol
Dogs penis to a spud... only on fabs
Thought it had come out of the veg box!!!
Shows how often I get my 5 a day!
your more of a cream n choc sauce man"
True! But I always remember to lick the 'plate' clean at least!!!  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!
Rant over. thank you for reading lol "
lol
I just thought it was an ugly looking cock on first glance. |
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