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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Based solely on alliteration, this popped into my head!
Post that you’re in on the thread, then get your flirt on with another fabber, either in public or in private.
Please respect filters and preferences folks…
Play nice, or don’t…so long as it’s consensual  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in
Do I have to flirt even if there’s no click?
I’m quite sub so I’m not too bothered x
So you’ll flirt with pretty much anyone? I’m sure that’s been noted!  "
Lol. Just about. I’m a friendly gal x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea? 
Do I need to draw you a diagram? "
Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?
Do I need to draw you a diagram?
Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?"
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"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life? 
No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on  "
Umm, err, hmmm, a woman is talking to me, rum away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?
No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on
Umm, err, hmmm, a woman is talking to me, rum away! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?
Do I need to draw you a diagram?
Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?"
If thats not deliberate, it Freudian! |
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"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?
No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on
Umm, err, hmmm, a woman is talking to me, rum away!
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Run* feckin fat fingers |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?
Do I need to draw you a diagram?
Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?
If thats not deliberate, it Freudian! "
Oh bollocking wankstains.
Oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?
Do I need to draw you a diagram?
Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?
If thats not deliberate, it Freudian!
Oh bollocking wankstains.
Oops "
Its made me giggle so thanks!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please
Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely "
I will. Cos I'm nice like that. Although you'll have to wait until I'm done with the penis |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?
Do I need to draw you a diagram?
Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?
If thats not deliberate, it Freudian!
Oh bollocking wankstains.
Oops
Its made me giggle so thanks! "
I'm here all week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.
That’s a different button that you press"
Yeah I could do with pressing some buttons as well haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.
That’s a different button that you press
Yeah I could do with pressing some buttons as well haha "
I have some thoughts on that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.
That’s a different button that you press
Yeah I could do with pressing some buttons as well haha
I have some thoughts on that! "
Share your thoughts…. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please
Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely
Please Posh. I would be very grateful x"
I couldn't possibly refuse such a lovely request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe in..
In or out… don’t hang around by the door, you’re letting a draught in!
Fine in then.
You sound so happy about it! "
Just waiting for the caffeine to kick in... |
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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle-under-Lyme |
"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please
Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely
Please Posh. I would be very grateful x
I couldn't possibly refuse such a lovely request "
Thank you lovely lady. I’m honoured |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Flirting ??
Is that a dance?
The bedroom rhumba?  You lead, I'll follow
I’d follow you anywhere
*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...
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*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs |
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"Flirting ??
Is that a dance?
The bedroom rhumba? You lead, I'll follow
I’d follow you anywhere
*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...
"
Kicks his shoes to the corner and tries not to trip on the stairs… |
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"Flirting ??
Is that a dance?
The bedroom rhumba? You lead, I'll follow
I’d follow you anywhere
*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...
*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs "
Puckered arse wink Let's get sweaty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey "
At the moment only 98-year-olds can message you! I’d take you to one of the ‘dances’ they used to take each other to 80-years-ago and schmooze you there, but with less of a risk of having a heart attack. (Touch wood.) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Flirting ??
Is that a dance?
The bedroom rhumba? You lead, I'll follow
I’d follow you anywhere
*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...
*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs
Puckered arse wink Let's get sweaty "
You do me and I'll do you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated "
You're not that bad at the flirt |
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"Flirting ??
Is that a dance?
The bedroom rhumba? You lead, I'll follow
I’d follow you anywhere
*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...
*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs
Puckered arse wink Let's get sweaty
You do me and I'll do you? "
In a neverending circle of lust Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated
You're not that bad at the flirt "
It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Flirting ??
Is that a dance?
The bedroom rhumba? You lead, I'll follow
I’d follow you anywhere
*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...
*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs
Puckered arse wink Let's get sweaty
You do me and I'll do you?
In a neverending circle of lust Posh "
You say all the best things Cherry |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated
You're not that bad at the flirt
It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate. "
Practise on me if you like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated
You're not that bad at the flirt
It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.
Practise on me if you like "
Ok, give it ago.
Sooo erm,
Walks fingers in your direction
Do ya like stuff? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated
You're not that bad at the flirt
It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.
Practise on me if you like
Ok, give it ago.
Sooo erm,
Walks fingers in your direction
Do ya like stuff? "
Ooh. Stuff is my favourite. How about you, d'ya like things? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated
You're not that bad at the flirt
It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.
Practise on me if you like
Ok, give it ago.
Sooo erm,
Walks fingers in your direction
Do ya like stuff?
Ooh. Stuff is my favourite. How about you, d'ya like things? "
Oh crap! This has never happened before, I'm in over my head. I should probably be on the my mate fancies you thread instead. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)
Much appreciated
You're not that bad at the flirt
It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.
Practise on me if you like
Ok, give it ago.
Sooo erm,
Walks fingers in your direction
Do ya like stuff?
Ooh. Stuff is my favourite. How about you, d'ya like things?
Oh crap! This has never happened before, I'm in over my head. I should probably be on the my mate fancies you thread instead. "
It's a good place to be! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey
At the moment only 98-year-olds can message you! I’d take you to one of the ‘dances’ they used to take each other to 80-years-ago and schmooze you there, but with less of a risk of having a heart attack. (Touch wood.)"
The heart attack might still happen!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey
At the moment only 98-year-olds can message you! I’d take you to one of the ‘dances’ they used to take each other to 80-years-ago and schmooze you there, but with less of a risk of having a heart attack. (Touch wood.)
The heart attack might still happen!? "
Oh what a way to go though! |
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