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over a year ago
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I put my hand in your stocking,
You fondle Santa’s sack,
Pop a few chestnuts in your mouth,
How you love a festive snack,
You’re tearing at the wrapping,
The new toy is long and black,
It gives a right good stuffing,
Now she’s always on her back,
These days I don’t get a look-in,
Her pussy has gone slack,
That dildo is all she’ll ever put in,
Is it too late to take it back?
I started to fuck a Xmas pudding,
To stop me going berserk,
Just some harmless fun I thought,
Until the family ate it for dessert.
This is a tasty treat they said,
Is it from someone at work,
No, it’s all about the seasoning I said,
I just added a little jerk.
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over a year ago
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"We’ve got Santa emojis now? I need to start being a site supporter!
you don’t need to be a site supporter for emojis in the forum "
Hello you, glad to see you back. How's things? |
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"I put my hand in your stocking,
You fondle Santa’s sack,
Pop a few chestnuts in your mouth,
How you love a festive snack,
You’re tearing at the wrapping,
The new toy is long and black,
It gives a right good stuffing,
Now she’s always on her back,
These days I don’t get a look-in,
Her pussy has gone slack,
That dildo is all she’ll ever put in,
Is it too late to take it back?
I started to fuck a Xmas pudding,
To stop me going berserk,
Just some harmless fun I thought,
Until the family ate it for dessert.
This is a tasty treat they said,
Is it from someone at work,
No, it’s all about the seasoning I said,
I just added a little jerk.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We’ve got Santa emojis now? I need to start being a site supporter!
you don’t need to be a site supporter for emojis in the forum
Hello you, glad to see you back. How's things?"
Sorry didn’t see this. All good here just adjusting to life with a newborn…. Ie aged 10 years with huge bags under my eyes |
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