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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man  over a year ago

Worcester

The last thing you purchased on Amazon is your weapon... What are you fighting with?

I'll be wielding a wireless keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toothpaste (loser )

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By *yclindaveMan  over a year ago

Leicester

Lightbulbs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grade A plutonium

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goretex tights and hand warmers…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck sake I knew I should have bought the physical copies if The Wheel Of Times books and not the kindle ones...

Am I allowed throw my kindle at someone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a 25 liter drum of wood preserver.

be good for knocking heads of its not the lightest thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A scalpel

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By *lofeldMan  over a year ago

Redhill

A watch repair kit

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london

Draw panel support. It has potential as a weapon.

Original thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pill bottles. Weird yeah. I prefer keeping sups and vits in small bottles than the giant jars they come in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My hands as I don’t use Amazon

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Weedkiller and a shovel - I actually fancy my chances for once!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bought a goodies DVD about 10 years ago. I don’t think I’ve bought from there since I suppose I could just throw it at people

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Grade A plutonium "
awww if only it was uranium 238!!! See you’re an electron short….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pack of 8 venus razor blades … close combat then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck sake I knew I should have bought the physical copies if The Wheel Of Times books and not the kindle ones...

Am I allowed throw my kindle at someone?"

You can have mine, although I find them more useful as a soporific to calm captured enemies than a weapon …

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Pack of 8 venus razor blades … close combat then. "
you might just shave a win!! I’ll get my coat!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pack of 8 venus razor blades … close combat then. you might just shave a win!! I’ll get my coat!! "

Haha I see what you did there.

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By *uitedSuitorMan  over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

Smoothie maker and an audiobook.

Come at me.

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"My hands as I don’t use Amazon "

Ditto

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Day glow body paint - FFS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A book of poetry

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man  over a year ago

Worcester


"Day glow body paint - FFS "

We'll definitely see you coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hand warmers and advent calendars!

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By *andare63Man  over a year ago

oldham

Vax steam mop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pair of slippers.

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

A digital film download, probably less use in a fight to the death than a chocolate fire guard

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By *ud and BryanCouple  over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grade A plutonium awww if only it was uranium 238!!! See you’re an electron short…. "
and the 121 gigawatts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Memory foam insoles

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By *ud and BryanCouple  over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

A reptile heating mat - Damn you Amazon!

Can't we just use our longswords?...

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Grade A plutonium awww if only it was uranium 238!!! See you’re an electron short…. and the 121 gigawatts "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Light bulbs

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Shaving creme/cream.

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Neutrogena gentle face wash, I’m blinding some fuckers then kicking them in the nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Harry Potter Lego

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Assorted fuses

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By *he_Last_TitanMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"The last thing you purchased on Amazon is your weapon... What are you fighting with?

I'll be wielding a wireless keyboard "

Air fryer that didn’t turn up. So, empty handed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hand warmers and advent calendars!"

We can swap hand warmer attack tactics!

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Cat food

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

A bottle of nice gin. Can I finish it before the fight please?

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock

Suncream....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An 800 page textbook. Smack you right between the mince pies and you'd be out like a light.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"A bottle of nice gin. Can I finish it before the fight please?"

Can i concede to a Glaswegian who just tanked a bottle of gin before the fight starts??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An 800 page textbook. Smack you right between the mince pies and you'd be out like a light."
so aggressive muffer

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Ring doorbell x

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Bodystocking mesh lingerie

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

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A moulding kit. The rubber that you use to make the thing can be pretty hefty if I'm honest...I just need a couple of days notice for it to set

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Giant googly eyes.

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

An 'Eyes Wide Shut' spooky cloak.

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By *eachybobMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh ish

Prostate massager

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Electric tin opener.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A phone charger. Suppose that could be handy

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By *udistcpl1Couple  over a year ago

Wirral


"Grade A plutonium awww if only it was uranium 238!!! See you’re an electron short…. and the 121 gigawatts "

238 won't do much unless you make a hammer or bullet out of it. 235 is what you want.

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Bicycle pump! Would have made a better sex toy...

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"A bottle of nice gin. Can I finish it before the fight please?"

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Name of gin please?

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By *uicytits78Woman  over a year ago

gloucester

42 glass jars...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Ummmmm a kids dress up outfit for a nativity play

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll be using a pulse 3d headset

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giant incredible hulk boxing hands. Pretty handy

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By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

A Pink Tartan mini skirt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Bluetooth speaker... at least I'd die listening to my favourite tunes

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman  over a year ago

Markfield

Argh! A sign that says “do not poo in the downstairs loo” it’s a secret Santa present and not even framed damn you Amazon prime and your free shipping

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

Pumpkin seed oil capsules, this could be short lived. I think my best chance is to scatter them on the floor and hope for a fatal slip.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Shoe glue.

I don't know how fast it sets, I'm hoping to draw a battle line and root them to the spot, while the rest of you use something more deadly

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An electronic timer switch... I am lethal with a 3 pin plug so watch out peeps

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unicorn patterned shower cap!!!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

False nails not too bad could’ve been worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dry Wipe Whiteboard Marker

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Not an Amazon user but still get lots of calls telling me that my non existant Prime account is in arrears.

Am more of an Ebay and Etsy user.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An office chair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6ft extendable external flash umbrella stand.... Perfect spear

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By *uffolksubWoman  over a year ago

Brandon

Er….coat hangers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A huge bottle of gaviscon

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A box of Rubble..( unfortunately not a pile of rocks) but a 20 cd box set of psychedelia

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

All shall fall to the might of my height- adjustable tempered glass monitor stand.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fear me and my 8 pack of AAA rechargeable batteries

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Er….coat hangers "

Careful! You could have someone's eye out with those

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personalised envelope seals.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aveeno Cream. Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A huge bottle of gaviscon "

I reckon that could do some damage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aveeno Cream. Fuck "

You could squirt them in the eye.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Aveeno Cream. Fuck "

Go for the eyes

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By *ust MikeMan  over a year ago

Yaxley

Screen protector! You can all stand behind me, it’s scratch resistant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh dear... jeweled butt plug... it was a 3 pack and came in a little back that looks swing able

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screen protector! You can all stand behind me, it’s scratch resistant!"

I think I will need to because I don't think my personalised envelope seals stickers will offer me much protection.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aveeno Cream. Fuck

You could squirt them in the eye. "

Nice! And then blugeon them with the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aveeno Cream. Fuck

Go for the eyes "

I like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

David Goggins autobiography !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god, I’m definitely going down unless my assailant is allergic to the hay for my Guinea pig

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By *irestorm 500Couple  over a year ago

coventry

Alan wyn Jones autobiography..

X Storm X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A draught excluder. Pop, I'm down

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By *uffolksubWoman  over a year ago

Brandon


"Er….coat hangers

Careful! You could have someone's eye out with those "

Very true….maybe not as useless in a fight as I first thought

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Er….coat hangers

Careful! You could have someone's eye out with those

Very true….maybe not as useless in a fight as I first thought "

You could use one as a knuckle duster type thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some beads. I'm a goner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some beads. I'm a goner "

I dunno if you get a good swing and twang off a bawbag you’re incapacitating a guy for a good couple of minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some beads. I'm a goner

I dunno if you get a good swing and twang off a bawbag you’re incapacitating a guy for a good couple of minutes "

They're teeny beads! I suppose there's some stars in there, maybe if I get my sharp angles right I'll have a chance. I'm a lover not a fighter anyway, I'll just make my enemies friendship bracelets and no one needs to die

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some beads. I'm a goner

I dunno if you get a good swing and twang off a bawbag you’re incapacitating a guy for a good couple of minutes

They're teeny beads! I suppose there's some stars in there, maybe if I get my sharp angles right I'll have a chance. I'm a lover not a fighter anyway, I'll just make my enemies friendship bracelets and no one needs to die "

if worst comes to worst I’d break out the Goonies DVD I'm hoping the box gives us a couple of extra seconds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some beads. I'm a goner

I dunno if you get a good swing and twang off a bawbag you’re incapacitating a guy for a good couple of minutes

They're teeny beads! I suppose there's some stars in there, maybe if I get my sharp angles right I'll have a chance. I'm a lover not a fighter anyway, I'll just make my enemies friendship bracelets and no one needs to die

if worst comes to worst I’d break out the Goonies DVD I'm hoping the box gives us a couple of extra seconds "

That's my lane! Goonies never say die!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's my lane! Goonies never say die! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

playpen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A smart smart speaker.

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