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My mate fancies you (in association with Posh)
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m just borrowing this one, I’m sure that Posh won’t mind!
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crikey this one seems complex! |
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Happy to join, and be the delivery guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It does, doesn’t it?!  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Go on then...let's see if anyone still does  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Crikey this one seems complex! "
It will become clear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we not just tell them ourselves? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Dieu, my very hot friend says;
Wow Dieu, you blow my mind. I wonder what else you’ll blow?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol I’ve just finished work, this is similar |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Can we not just tell them ourselves? "
If you want to…
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Happy to send / post messages - just need to open my message filters up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play lol |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Postie over here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we not just tell them ourselves? "
Of course.
Fancy a fuck? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
C’mon folks! Get your flirt on!
I’m sure that you can do better than one message?! |
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A message from my secretive friend for the lovely Just another girl
“So, Hi, ummmm”
Might as well make it realistic ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dieu, my very hot friend says;
Wow Dieu, you blow my mind. I wonder what else you’ll blow?
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Oh my God, ha ha!  
This is actually fun though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we not just tell them ourselves?
Of course.
Fancy a fuck? "
Let me finish me pasty, I'll be there in 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll fancy anyone who can explain this to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll fancy anyone who can explain this to me"
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Just Another Girl, it looks like you’ve caught someone’s attention!
Can you ask just another girl if she bangs like a privy door on a stormy night? |
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I'm in, might even share my towel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. Beware using me as postie... I'm still at work so may not be super quick ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we not just tell them ourselves?
Of course.
Fancy a fuck?
Let me finish me pasty, I'll be there in 10 "
Can I have your crust? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just Another Girl, it looks like you’ve caught someone’s attention!
Can you ask just another girl if she bangs like a privy door on a stormy night? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from my secretive friend for the lovely Just another girl
“So, Hi, ummmm”
Might as well make it realistic ??"
Hi |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I'm in, might even share my towel "
Funny you should say that! Someone has asked me to pass this on...
Please can you tell piscean dream to drop the towel, I repeat, drop the towel!!! |
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"I'm in, might even share my towel
Funny you should say that! Someone has asked me to pass this on...
Please can you tell piscean dream to drop the towel, I repeat, drop the towel!!!"
Come play tug of War  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from my secretive friend for the lovely Just another girl
“So, Hi, ummmm”
Might as well make it realistic ??
Hi "
A little bird asked me to pass this on:
“I’d really like to see your smile” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy to be the naked postie. |
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[Removed by poster at 11/11/21 18:50:25] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not done in ages let’s see ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One from an incredibly hot woman, even I'm getting a little hot... Woah!
Can you ask _91k if he fancies pushing me against a wall, hands above my head and fuck me until I beg him to stop? Free whenever.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm available to pass on your messages for the next fourteen and a half minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy to be the naked postie. "
Hang on, I've been told to get naked. I'll be back shortly. |
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Dear _91k
My new acquaintance happens to be Just_Another_Girl would love to be a very obliging sub for you any day. I implore you to slide into her DMs and set the date.
Much appreciated
Simi |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Dear _91k
My new acquaintance happens to be Just_Another_Girl would love to be a very obliging sub for you any day. I implore you to slide into her DMs and set the date.
Much appreciated
Simi "
You do know that you’re not meant to post the senders name? |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Danger mouse, an 'arsey' message for you!
Would you be so good as to advise Danger mouse that he has a gorgeous bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear _91k
My new acquaintance happens to be Just_Another_Girl would love to be a very obliging sub for you any day. I implore you to slide into her DMs and set the date.
Much appreciated
Simi
You do know that you’re not meant to post the senders name? "
Forfeit! |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"One from an incredibly hot woman, even I'm getting a little hot... Woah!
Can you ask _91k if he fancies pushing me against a wall, hands above my head and fuck me until I beg him to stop? Free whenever...."
I mean that sounds quite violent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear _91k
My new acquaintance happens to be Just_Another_Girl would love to be a very obliging sub for you any day. I implore you to slide into her DMs and set the date.
Much appreciated
Simi
You do know that you’re not meant to post the senders name?
Forfeit!"
Ssssshhh just move on |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Dear _91k
My new acquaintance happens to be Just_Another_Girl would love to be a very obliging sub for you any day. I implore you to slide into her DMs and set the date.
Much appreciated
Simi
You do know that you’re not meant to post the senders name? "
Awks  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A message from a very sexy couple;
Good evening
Would you be kind enough to play postman and let Estragon know that I look forward to seeing him with his clothes on
Many thanks |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very sexy lady friend asked me to say;
Message for Dangermouse
Do like the look and the bum very yummy not too far away either hopeful our paths may cross soon
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very sexy lady friend asked me to say;
Message for Dangermouse
Do like the look and the bum very yummy not too far away either hopeful our paths may cross soon
Thank you x"
How easy to bribe are you, Tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In to spread some filth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy to pass on any messages and also sent a couple...
Hope I get picked up ennroute lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I was making a cuppa, someone crept up behind me and whispered…
“Can you tell TM that I'd let him bend me over the aisle any day” |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"As I was making a cuppa, someone crept up behind me and whispered…
“Can you tell TM that I'd let him bend me over the aisle any day”"
Is this the local priest? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Well I don't know..... I bugger off for 5 minutes and you totally bogart my mates!
Outrageous Mr Tea! |
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Happy to play, but I don't have the right thighs to be a postman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh go on then |
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“Tell kinky angel that her legs look like they could hold me in place all night... Would she like trying?”
Go on Kinky do it |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Well I don't know..... I bugger off for 5 minutes and you totally bogart my mates!
Outrageous Mr Tea! "
It's alright this mates sat invisible in the corner, I'm all yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This secretive person says..
Can you tell Appletree
I’d love to help you back into that body stocking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I  these threads. Please count me in and I am happy to pass on messages.
NBVN x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well I don't know..... I bugger off for 5 minutes and you totally bogart my mates!
Outrageous Mr Tea!
It's alright this mates sat invisible in the corner, I'm all yours "
Awwww TG.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend (who can both attract and repel) has sent the following message:
"Can you tell hotwife that filth is not the only thing I hope she's spreading..."
I assume he means Covid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was reading a book, minding my own business when I came across a slip of paper between the pages. Written on it, in red ink, were the words:
“ Can you tell hotwifeseductions that I'm going to dream of her and her incredible body... Unless she wants to make this guys dreams come true?? “ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Express delivery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi _ickshawed, my very well dressed friend has asked me to ask you to put your legs round his face to make sure they are not the thighs of a postman |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Well I don't know..... I bugger off for 5 minutes and you totally bogart my mates!
Outrageous Mr Tea! "
I’m not even sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Tell kinky angel that her legs look like they could hold me in place all night... Would she like trying?”
Go on Kinky do it "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well I don't know..... I bugger off for 5 minutes and you totally bogart my mates!
Outrageous Mr Tea!
I’m not even sorry"
I expect nothing less quite frankly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend (who can both attract and repel) has sent the following message:
"Can you tell hotwife that filth is not the only thing I hope she's spreading..."
I assume he means Covid. "
Spreading and filth go hand in hand no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I’m in, happy to be a postie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man with quite incredible thighs has asked if you would break your non meeting rule _parkle1974?
Blimey if i wasn't straight I would ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was reading a book, minding my own business when I came across a slip of paper between the pages. Written on it, in red ink, were the words:
“ Can you tell hotwifeseductions that I'm going to dream of her and her incredible body... Unless she wants to make this guys dreams come true?? “"
Must warn you I can either be your sweet dream or beautiful nightmare  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message from a beautiful woman for the rather dishy Tea Monkey...
I can't wait to get my hands on him and I hope he's prepared.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for the lovely Virginia girl from a lovely gent...
I find her incredibly attractive.
NBVN x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Late but in!
Bob"
Been busy? |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
I’m in. I’ll post some while I have tea |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Erm... OP - my hunky mate (who usually only pens poetry for the ladies) has drafted you a haiku (and I can't believe I'm actually posting this ffs):
Oh _ea monkey man...
Hot as hell - abs of cast iron...
Wanna spit roast posh?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play postie |
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Oooh Ladybugs you lucky duck a rather handsome friend says He’s looking forward to your drink and seeing where it goes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... OP - my hunky mate (who usually only pens poetry for the ladies) has drafted you a haiku (and I can't believe I'm actually posting this ffs):
Oh _ea monkey man...
Hot as hell - abs of cast iron...
Wanna spit roast posh?
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Sublime lateral thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My lovely friend would like me to 'tell Gentleman Jay I'm so looking forward to having him next Saturday night...... the pleasure of his company of course' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the beautiful Bella seas my good friend wants to do something to make you feel better than you are now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This secretive person says..
Can you tell Appletree
I’d love to help you back into that body stocking"
Do I take that as a compliment? Someone wanting me to put clothes ON. Let me go and ponder for a little bit. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Oooh Ladybugs you lucky duck a rather handsome friend says He’s looking forward to your drink and seeing where it goes "
Oh thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very sorry chap has a message for ladyluck
He’s says he’s very sorry and misses talking to you. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A message from a beautiful woman for the rather dishy Tea Monkey...
I can't wait to get my hands on him and I hope he's prepared.
NBVN x"
It’s hard to prepare for what I don’t know! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’m in. I’ll post some while I have tea"
Not me, I hasten to add |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"I’m in. I’ll post some while I have tea
Not me, I hasten to add"
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"Dear _91k
My new acquaintance happens to be Just_Another_Girl would love to be a very obliging sub for you any day. I implore you to slide into her DMs and set the date.
Much appreciated
Simi
You do know that you’re not meant to post the senders name?
Forfeit!"
Oopsie daisy |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Hey Saff.... my utterly gorgeous mate says he can't wait to stroke your puppies |
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"Hey Saff.... my utterly gorgeous mate says he can't wait to stroke your puppies "
I’ll be counting them after dirt bird |
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"A man with quite incredible thighs has asked if you would break your non meeting rule _parkle1974?
Blimey if i wasn't straight I would ha ha "
Oh interesting |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Erm... OP - my hunky mate (who usually only pens poetry for the ladies) has drafted you a haiku (and I can't believe I'm actually posting this ffs):
Oh _ea monkey man...
Hot as hell - abs of cast iron...
Wanna spit roast posh?
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Abs of cast iron? I feel like batfink |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hey Saff.... my utterly gorgeous mate says he can't wait to stroke your puppies
I’ll be counting them after dirt bird "
Oi..... wasn't me! Was my mate! Although.... fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh can I join if it’s not too late? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we play ? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Erm... OP - my hunky mate (who usually only pens poetry for the ladies) has drafted you a haiku (and I can't believe I'm actually posting this ffs):
Oh _ea monkey man...
Hot as hell - abs of cast iron...
Wanna spit roast posh?
Abs of cast iron? I feel like batfink "
You have the yellow lycra and red boots/gloves combo?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for the lovely Virginia girl from a lovely gent...
I find her incredibly attractive.
NBVN x"
Ooh why thank you.. I’m intrigued. |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Oh can I join if it’s not too late? "
Join me in the corner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh can I join if it’s not too late?
Join me in the corner "
Can I sit on your lap? X |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Oh can I join if it’s not too late?
Join me in the corner
Can I sit on your lap? X "
Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo. One for the lovely Posh
My mate says he cant wait to put his Father Christmas beard on early this year to come down your chimney... and if you're a really good girl he might even fill your stockings whilst he's there!
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oooo. One for the lovely Posh
My mate says he cant wait to put his Father Christmas beard on early this year to come down your chimney... and if you're a really good girl he might even fill your stockings whilst he's there!
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Tell your mate I'll hold him to that. In fact I'll hold him to anything he likes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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^ she’s up for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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^ he’s in |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"^ she’s up for it "
You know it baby! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^ she’s up for it
You know it baby! "
How’s your nails? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"^ she’s up for it
You know it baby!
How’s your nails? "
Not ideal right now.... but I have a file |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^ she’s up for it
You know it baby!
How’s your nails?
Not ideal right now.... but I have a file "
^ skewered bean  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Erm... OP - one here Sir!
My super sexy mate says that she's highly relieved that you didn't dispute the bit about being hot as hell, and it was observed that you didn't actually say no...
Not entirely sure what that means, but I reckon she's up for being wrapped in your wings like a shield of steel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve been asked by my mate in a suit
Can you ask Rachel if this man in a suit would interest her for a business meeting? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"^ she’s up for it
You know it baby! "
Definitely on the nice list
Ho ho ho  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Erm... OP - one here Sir!
My super sexy mate says that she's highly relieved that you didn't dispute the bit about being hot as hell, and it was observed that you didn't actually say no...
Not entirely sure what that means, but I reckon she's up for being wrapped in your wings like a shield of steel! "
Oh ffs 
I'm gonna smack you darling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate says there’s some very brown noses on here… yawn.
Haha I have to confess I concur. "
No one has brown nosed me as ever 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, sounds fun, I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 11/11/21 20:46:50]"
Too late. Sorry |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Erm... OP - one here Sir!
My super sexy mate says that she's highly relieved that you didn't dispute the bit about being hot as hell, and it was observed that you didn't actually say no...
Not entirely sure what that means, but I reckon she's up for being wrapped in your wings like a shield of steel!
Oh ffs
I'm gonna smack you darling "
Erm... I might need to borrow just a wee bulletproof wingtip myself OP... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops late to the party |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My gorgeous mate says....
Tell Liam Chase.....Mmmmmmmm but too young hahahaha xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My gorgeous mate says....
Tell Liam Chase.....Mmmmmmmm but too young hahahaha xxx"
Definitely not too young! |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
One for MissKinkyMinx:
A real forum hottie says that she can't wait to get her boobie snuggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flying back in for deliveries xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for MissKinkyMinx:
A real forum hottie says that she can't wait to get her boobie snuggles "
It wasn't me but I second this too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was out (noone missed me) now in... And can be postie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for MissKinkyMinx:
A real forum hottie says that she can't wait to get her boobie snuggles
It wasn't me but I second this too. "
I’m always up for boob snuggles! More the merrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Posh
My mate (who has turned his hand back to haikus for the ladies) has penned you this little ode:
Sweeter than treacle!
Hotter than a summer day...
Fancy a fuck love? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"One for MissKinkyMinx:
A real forum hottie says that she can't wait to get her boobie snuggles
It wasn't me but I second this too.
I’m always up for boob snuggles! More the merrier "
Woo hoo! 3 way boobs! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hi Posh
My mate (who has turned his hand back to haikus for the ladies) has penned you this little ode:
Sweeter than treacle!
Hotter than a summer day...
Fancy a fuck love?"
Oooh yes please!
Best get in before he goes to specsavers.... |
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"Hi _ickshawed, my very well dressed friend has asked me to ask you to put your legs round his face to make sure they are not the thighs of a postman "
Hmm. The person I thought this was from swears it wasn't him. I'm now one curious bunny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi _ickshawed, my very well dressed friend has asked me to ask you to put your legs round his face to make sure they are not the thighs of a postman
Hmm. The person I thought this was from swears it wasn't him. I'm now one curious bunny "
By the sound of it it’s someone who also has a very large face or head, if it narrows it down |
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"My mate says there’s some very brown noses on here… yawn.
Haha I have to confess I concur.
No one has brown nosed me as ever
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I don't fancy being brown nosed |
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"One for MissKinkyMinx:
A real forum hottie says that she can't wait to get her boobie snuggles
It wasn't me but I second this too. "
Thirded. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate says there’s some very brown noses on here… yawn.
Haha I have to confess I concur.
No one has brown nosed me as ever
I don't fancy being brown nosed "
I always wash my bum |
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"My mate says there’s some very brown noses on here… yawn.
Haha I have to confess I concur.
No one has brown nosed me as ever
I don't fancy being brown nosed
I always wash my bum "
Me too, I just don't want things near mine
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate says there’s some very brown noses on here… yawn.
Haha I have to confess I concur.
No one has brown nosed me as ever
I don't fancy being brown nosed
I always wash my bum
Me too, I just don't want things near mine
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I have a nice snug dark damp place near mine that’s rather nice |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Back in"
...think the kitchen is closed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's in. ^ |
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"I'll play lol "
Ghost
An “Ice Queen” would like to melt an ice cube on your hot body |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Sigh"
I fancy your record collection, if that’s any help .
I definitely fancy someone on this thread too, but bit late to it |
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"Sigh
I fancy your record collection, if that’s any help .
I definitely fancy someone on this thread too, but bit late to it "
That’s made me smile.
Hope she knows, because you’re a top bloke! |
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"He's in me ^"
Bit forward for the flirting game Jim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
Here to collect my lost post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Sigh
I fancy your record collection, if that’s any help .
I definitely fancy someone on this thread too, but bit late to it
That’s made me smile.
Hope she knows, because you’re a top bloke! "
Aw, shucks - you too, man.
We have spoken a bit. She’s kinda inscrutable - which, of course, is hot as hell . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Shivers, my mate says hells bells man, you just show up and bring the sexy with you, don't you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shivers, my mate says hells bells man, you just show up and bring the sexy with you, don't you "
I try my best |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Shivers, my mate says hells bells man, you just show up and bring the sexy with you, don't you
I try my best "
If you're not busy.... bring it here would you? |
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"Shivers, my mate says hells bells man, you just show up and bring the sexy with you, don't you
I try my best
If you're not busy.... bring it here would you? "
Shivers. Sophistically Savage / I am ditching my mate’s request and winking at you (I know you are str8) harmless flirting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christ, I can't get anywhere with a direct approach. Going through a stranger isn't going to work! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Christ, I can't get anywhere with a direct approach. Going through a stranger isn't going to work!"
Especially not two days late!
Aaaand the end |
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