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How dangerous is it to open a packet of bacon

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Just pull back the tab hey presto we are away . Bollocks. Tab breaks knife comes out different ball game . Are you with me on this .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just pull back the tab hey presto we are away . Bollocks. Tab breaks knife comes out different ball game . Are you with me on this . "

Shit goes south very quickly

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle

Haha your right mate that flap breaks off 99% of the time

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Haha your right mate that flap breaks off 99% of the time"

You've had 1% that actually worked?

LvM

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle


"Haha your right mate that flap breaks off 99% of the time

You've had 1% that actually worked?

LvM"

Haha not sure if it actually as high as 1% there was a brief period where a few packs in a row opened as they should do but haven’t had one since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use scissors, and then (pro tip incoming…thank me later) cut through the bacon rind into the bacon several times, as it cooks the fat shrinks which is why it curls up, it won’t happen if you do this so it will stay flat, cook better, and the fat will crisp nicer

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Yes never really have success with opening it via the pull tab

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Haha your right mate that flap breaks off 99% of the time"

Bloody hell, how hard are you going at it to break the flaps?! *Crosses everything*

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Use scissors, and then (pro tip incoming…thank me later) cut through the bacon rind into the bacon several times, as it cooks the fat shrinks which is why it curls up, it won’t happen if you do this so it will stay flat, cook better, and the fat will crisp nicer "
a bacon professor

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

Buy it from the butcher... take it out of the paper and into the Tupperware.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Buy it from the butcher... take it out of the paper and into the Tupperware. "
smart arse

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"Buy it from the butcher... take it out of the paper and into the Tupperware. smart arse "

Support local and all that jazz

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Buy it from the butcher... take it out of the paper and into the Tupperware. smart arse

Support local and all that jazz "

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Buy it from the butcher... take it out of the paper and into the Tupperware. smart arse

Support local and all that jazz "

I wish... My butcher, baker and candle stick maker have all long since disappeared.. We have lidl, tesco, sainsbury and sainsbury local now instead... Pffft

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"Buy it from the butcher... take it out of the paper and into the Tupperware. smart arse

Support local and all that jazz

I wish... My butcher, baker and candle stick maker have all long since disappeared.. We have lidl, tesco, sainsbury and sainsbury local now instead... Pffft"

What a shame .... I do buy my candles online

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Forget the pull just straight in with the knife, quicker and less hassle

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

I've always just cut along 3 sides with kitchen scissors.

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"I've always just cut along 3 sides with kitchen scissors."

I'm with the Misfits above. Straight for the scissors every time. Same with supermarket packs of chicken breast fillets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same as opening a milk carton, trying to rip the top off in one go

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By *scouple07Couple  over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Think I gave up trying to open bacon using the flaps years ago, scissors every time now

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think I gave up trying to open bacon using the flaps years ago, scissors every time now

Mr"

I’m using garden shears as we talk !?

I didn’t plan this out at all !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Use scissors, and then (pro tip incoming…thank me later) cut through the bacon rind into the bacon several times, as it cooks the fat shrinks which is why it curls up, it won’t happen if you do this so it will stay flat, cook better, and the fat will crisp nicer "

Ooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Use scissors, and then (pro tip incoming…thank me later) cut through the bacon rind into the bacon several times, as it cooks the fat shrinks which is why it curls up, it won’t happen if you do this so it will stay flat, cook better, and the fat will crisp nicer

Ooooooooooo"

I’m committed now !!!

I’m definitely ending up in A&E for a rasher sambo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scissors every time plus same for packs of cooked meats - in fact for anything shrink wrapped and sealed. Saves time and cut fingers.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not an issue here as I get it straight from work haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a tightrope between relative ease and safety, or total disaster and the spilling of much claret.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just pull back the tab hey presto we are away . Bollocks. Tab breaks knife comes out different ball game . Are you with me on this . "

Tesco are the worst for this. Never managed to open one without resorting to stabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just go and buy a pair of scissors to open it....you know the ones? The scissors that come in that really tough, crinkle melted edged packet, that you need a pair of scissors to get into them!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It’s a tightrope between relative ease and safety, or total disaster and the spilling of much claret. "

Place your glass of wine on a firm, even surface before attempting to bring home the bacon

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Worst bit is when the rashers are sliced so thin you peel the bacon off in little bits.

Manufacturers of bacon and fancy ham, Oi No! We want our slices thick enough to not tear thus resulting in a more satisfying cooked breakfast or ham sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The solution to the problem?

Go to your local butcher and buy some decent bacon, wrapped in a paper bag. It’s better than. That water filled stuff from the supermarkets anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very dangerous. Once opened the whole lot will go into a recipe or mega bacon bap!

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

It’s not just bacon though

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By *scouple07Couple  over a year ago

louth, Ireland


"Very dangerous. Once opened the whole lot will go into a recipe or mega bacon bap!"

I can certainly relate to that, it's either eat the lot or try and find something to wrap the left over bacon in

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Fortunately I don't really like bacon, as shocking as that may be to some. Luke

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Use scissors, and then (pro tip incoming…thank me later) cut through the bacon rind into the bacon several times, as it cooks the fat shrinks which is why it curls up, it won’t happen if you do this so it will stay flat, cook better, and the fat will crisp nicer "

I cut all the rind off completely, fry that separately, till it's really crispy, then use that pan for the eggs at the last minute. I fry the lean bacon in a separate pan with mushrooms and it all stays really moist. Can't be doing with bacon that's like cardboard

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

Just eaten 6 rashers lol

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Just eaten 6 rashers lol"

Does anything else come as rashers or is it just bacon?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Just eaten 6 rashers lol

Does anything else come as rashers or is it just bacon? "

use to have a mate in the R. N. His

nickname was rasher no.idea why his name had nothing to do with bacon .

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