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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Height: Not tall enough.
Weight: FAF (Fat as Fuck - Not Fancy a....)
Pants size. Large as I'm pants at everything apparently.
Would my 'boss' wear briefs? 
What field of law and order are you looking to recruit in? I'm only qualified upto the bar. If your there first. Order me a G&T please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone noticed there's no women's stats offered here yet? "
Happy to include mine
5ft7
11st something (I don't weigh myself often)
12-14UK
There you go, I'll take new lingerie in the post. |
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Ummmmmmmmmm
Mrs 
5ft 6
Too many kilos (it starts with a 9)
Size 16
Shoe size 8
Bra size 36FF/G
Collar size 15.5" apparently
Mr
6ft 4
72-ish kg
Waist 32"
Inside leg 35"
Collar 14.5" (I think)
We're all the wrong way round here! |
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"Height: Not tall enough.
Weight: FAF (Fat as Fuck - Not Fancy a....)
Pants size. Large as I'm pants at everything apparently.
Would my 'boss' wear briefs?
What field of law and order are you looking to recruit in? I'm only qualified upto the bar. If your there first. Order me a G&T please. "
Any field!
I'm laughingly bewildered by how many people come in here for legal advice thought we'd best set up our own bureaux |
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"6ft tall
Very fucking heavy
Dress size 18/20 as my tits are Huge..."
One size 18 and one size 20 ? Do you walk on the slant ?
My right one is the biggie..... never seen a bloke with asymmetrical bollocks ..... |
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11 stone 32 waist
