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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Who else can confess to a drastic situation or event which turned out to be not-so-bad after all?

Many years ago, working in a fine art auction house, I put my foot through a £500k Pablo Picasso painting as I was installing a new computer system. I was mortified but they were unfazed.

Much later, suffice to say, the auction house was delighted. (Unsold • Insurance Claim • Happy)

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham

You didn’t mr bean it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Many moons ago when I drove lorries for a living. I was clearing an old machine shop of some industrial tooling machines, lathes, etc.

I dropped one from a forklift truck and destroyed it into many many pieces. Fearing the worst, the sack, having to replace said machine, i ‘fessed up to the gaffer.

Imagine my relief when he said “oh that old thing we’re scrapping” I could have cried and kissed him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who else can confess to a drastic situation or event which turned out to be not-so-bad after all?

Many years ago, working in a fine art auction house, I put my foot through a £500k Pablo Picasso painting as I was installing a new computer system. I was mortified but they were unfazed.

Much later, suffice to say, the auction house was delighted. (Unsold • Insurance Claim • Happy)"

What computer system could possibly result i n this mishap?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I was attempting ice skating once and a man fell over right in front of me, and for reasons which I will never understand, I decided to attempt to jump over him - all I remember is landing right on top of him and him spread eagled on the ice, winded!

The good news is I didn’t break anything and I was able to skate away, so that ended well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"The good news is I didn’t break anything and I was able to skate away, so that ended well "

Was that your way of getting acquainted? It's a great ice-breaker!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"What computer system could possibly result i n this mishap?"

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I think I tripped over some poorly-written code.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"The good news is I didn’t break anything and I was able to skate away, so that ended well

Was that your way of getting acquainted? It's a great ice-breaker! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I reversed a car into someone's wall, knocked it right over. Thinking the worst I knocked on their door and they said "no problem it was coming down next week to have a drive put in"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I reversed a car into someone's wall, knocked it right over. Thinking the worst I knocked on their door and they said "no problem it was coming down next week to have a drive put in""

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Brilliant!

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