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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!
So gang, are you lights on or lights off? |
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Hat=condom.
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Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.
I like a room to be lit comfortably.
I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....
So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......
Main light NO .....
I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....
I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose. |
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr"
I'll do the scores. 6 point 5 !
Objection!!!! That was not a hole in one ...... it hit the side and was nudged in ...
I'd be a good judge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.
I like a room to be lit comfortably.
I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....
So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......
Main light NO .....
I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....
I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose."
Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination.
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For me it's about "ambient lighting" to convey the correct mood and enhance the sensory feelings between two people.
Full lights feels like a football stadium. Darkness/Lights off feels like solitary confinement. |
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'll do the scores. 6 point 5 !
Objection!!!! That was not a hole in one ...... it hit the side and was nudged in ...
I'd be a good judge."
seveeeeeeennn!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!
So gang, are you lights on or lights off?"
Sorry had to giggle  
Reminded me of the good old days.
Lift my nightie, pull it down when you've finished 
Lights on, well natural light to be precise cos I like playing during the day.
Noticed the clubs are getting a bit dark for me too, must be my eyesight  |
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"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.
I like a room to be lit comfortably.
I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....
So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......
Main light NO .....
I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....
I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose.
Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination.
Mr"
That's an awful lot of assumption (Mr)
Granny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through..."
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ |
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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!
So gang, are you lights on or lights off?
Sorry had to giggle
Reminded me of the good old days.
Lift my nightie, pull it down when you've finished
Lights on, well natural light to be precise cos I like playing during the day.
Noticed the clubs are getting a bit dark for me too, must be my eyesight "
Yeah, will definitely wear contacts if I'm brave enough to go to a club.. |
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!
So gang, are you lights on or lights off?"
Perhaps she’s very energy conscious.
A woman who’s clearly into being frugal, I’m liking her already.  |
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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!
So gang, are you lights on or lights off?
Perhaps she’s very energy conscious.
A woman who’s clearly into being frugal, I’m liking her already. "
She had to drive to mine though, never good for the carbon footprint |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ "
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.
I like a room to be lit comfortably.
I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....
So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......
Main light NO .....
I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....
I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose.
Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination.
Mr
That's an awful lot of assumption (Mr)
Granny."
You know me Granny, always making assumptions
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr"
Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!
So gang, are you lights on or lights off?"
What like a cowboy hat ? Never mind as usual I’m going off topic !
Always lights on !
If that’s an issue just stick masking tape on her eyes !
She might like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr
Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me "
Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone  
Mr |
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr
Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me
Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone
Mr"
Tease her with a flash… bang? Sorry didn’t have much to work with! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr
Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me
Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone
Mr"
My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much
NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr
Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me
Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone
Mr
My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much
NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx"
AONB? Like the Gower? Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.
Mr
I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...
‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’
Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.
Mr
Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me
Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone
Mr
My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much
NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx
AONB? Like the Gower? Xxx"
I forgot to mention that my bits are outstanding...thank you sexy man 
NBVN x |
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