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over a year ago
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I'm a useless dancer. The only thing worse than my dancing is my singing. Dunno if I'm a good lover but I definitely enjoy it more than dancing which is a bonus.
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I love dancing. Took salsa lessons pre covid. My husband used to go with me before we had kids. There's nothing sexier than dancing together or being thrown around the dance floor by someone who knows what he's doing.
I think we're both alright at the whole sex thing too. Don't think they're linked though.
On reflection that wasn't very insightful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve heard it said before that a good dancer is indicative of being good at the sex stuff. Is that true?
Do you like to dance? Do you think that you’re good? "
A bottle of gin down and we all think we can smash out dance moves but in reality I look like a early 90’s raver at a prodigy gig
glow sticks and all !!!
Not sure what that says about my bed skills !!!??
Can’t be good
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We both love to dance…anything with a beat and we are on the dance floor.
We were in Revolution recently til 2am dancing with a crowd half our age. C was shaking her booty and I was grinding my hips. Bella Seas was trying to out Beyoncé Beyondce
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Big fish, little fish, cardboard box! It's not actually anything to do with how good you are in bed, the better you dance the higher your testosterone and sperm count apparently... I still don't know why my brain is littered with useless information  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women make the best dancers and bring that some of them can handle 5 to 6 cocks at the same time, I’d say there maybe an element of truth in them being better at sex... 
and before someone asks, 2 in pussy, 1 in arsehole, 1 down throat pussy and 1 in each hand
and yes, seen it done for all those non-believers |
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"Women make the best dancers and bring that some of them can handle 5 to 6 cocks at the same time, I’d say there maybe an element of truth in them being better at sex...
and before someone asks, 2 in pussy, 1 in arsehole, 1 down throat pussy and 1 in each hand
and yes, seen it done for all those non-believers "
But have you any pictures??
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Both are a whole different way of moving, so whether they relate I’m not sure but known quite a few daddy dancers but they had rhythm in the bedroom.
I love to dance, can I dance? I don’t know I just dance like no one is watching and enjoy it, although my knees hate me the next day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women make the best dancers and bring that some of them can handle 5 to 6 cocks at the same time, I’d say there maybe an element of truth in them being better at sex...
and before someone asks, 2 in pussy, 1 in arsehole, 1 down throat pussy and 1 in each hand
and yes, seen it done for all those non-believers
But have you any pictures??
Not sure about that "
plenty if you go on the porn sites as you do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women make the best dancers and bring that some of them can handle 5 to 6 cocks at the same time, I’d say there maybe an element of truth in them being better at sex...
and before someone asks, 2 in pussy, 1 in arsehole, 1 down throat pussy and 1 in each hand
and yes, seen it done for all those non-believers
But have you any pictures??
Not sure about that
plenty if you go on the porn sites as you do "
Who you been talking to ??? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women make the best dancers and bring that some of them can handle 5 to 6 cocks at the same time, I’d say there maybe an element of truth in them being better at sex...
and before someone asks, 2 in pussy, 1 in arsehole, 1 down throat pussy and 1 in each hand
and yes, seen it done for all those non-believers
But have you any pictures??
Not sure about that
plenty if you go on the porn sites as you do
Who you been talking to ???
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your mrs.
seen her do the John Wayne dance after she was used... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't dance.... guess I'm a shit shag too going by that theory  Everyone has some rhythm! Who cares if you are having fun anyway. Not sure if dancing ability is linked to sexercise mind haha "
Thank you. I've been told I have the right rythm in my hips come to think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We both love to dance…anything with a beat and we are on the dance floor.
We were in Revolution recently til 2am dancing with a crowd half our age. C was shaking her booty and I was grinding my hips. Bella Seas was trying to out Beyoncé Beyondce
K"
No I wasn't, because that's impossible |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"I dance like there's no-one in the room
I dance absolute filth with the right partner.... 
I’ve seen you dance, plenty of people were watching!
Wait..what? Where? "
The only place that I’ve met you!
Obviously it stuck in your memory, especially as I was dancing with you! |
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"I dance like there's no-one in the room
I dance absolute filth with the right partner....
I’ve seen you dance, plenty of people were watching!
Wait..what? Where?
The only place that I’ve met you!
Obviously it stuck in your memory, especially as I was dancing with you! "
 Oh yeah...
We should do it again sometime maybe  |
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"I dance like there's no-one in the room
I dance absolute filth with the right partner....
I’ve seen you dance, plenty of people were watching!
Wait..what? Where?
The only place that I’ve met you!
Obviously it stuck in your memory, especially as I was dancing with you!
Oh yeah...
We should do it again sometime maybe "
I was there too. That was a fun night |
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"Dancing.. well, what I might lack in co-ordination, I make up for with gusto
I used to go out dancing a couple times a month, miss it so much"
I used to too. I so missed it during lockdown. I have ventured onto the dance floor a few times recently |
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I used to be alright at dancing. Now I have to dance on one leg. I don't think my sexy skills have similarly altered, though I can't do standing up sexy stuff really.
Mr KC can't dance for toffee but doesn't seem to affect his bedroom skills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to dance  …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha"
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be alright at dancing. Now I have to dance on one leg. I don't think my sexy skills have similarly altered, though I can't do standing up sexy stuff really.
Mr KC can't dance for toffee but doesn't seem to affect his bedroom skills "
You still got moves !!!!
Mainly moving forward and backwards |
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"I used to be alright at dancing. Now I have to dance on one leg. I don't think my sexy skills have similarly altered, though I can't do standing up sexy stuff really.
Mr KC can't dance for toffee but doesn't seem to affect his bedroom skills
You still got moves !!!!
Mainly moving forward and backwards "
Nah I can do wheelies in circles too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love to dance …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
It's all bants! Dance like nobody is watching because they ain't, They are too busy looking at their phones. slide to left now slide to the right hahahaha
To busy videoing us upending the place with are choreographed dance routine that’s gonna win us nationals next year I've been videod at dance shows done that and all that jazz. Anyway you have me blocked so go and cha cha somewhere else, I can't nose at your profile. hahaha
Your partying in fields drinking WKD was jeopardizing are chances at nationals you needed to be thought a lesson !!
And now look at you best god damn dancer in all off your estate wtf ??? WKD is yuk I don't really drink i'm mad enough as it is. Why thank you! Do i get a gold star sticker or a crown?. hahaha "
You where young and care free all the cool kids where drinking that piss !!!
Easy tiger We haven’t won yet !!!
But yeah you get both and an Elsa doll
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"I love to dance …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
It's all bants! Dance like nobody is watching because they ain't, They are too busy looking at their phones. slide to left now slide to the right hahahaha
To busy videoing us upending the place with are choreographed dance routine that’s gonna win us nationals next year I've been videod at dance shows done that and all that jazz. Anyway you have me blocked so go and cha cha somewhere else, I can't nose at your profile. hahaha
Your partying in fields drinking WKD was jeopardizing are chances at nationals you needed to be thought a lesson !!
And now look at you best god damn dancer in all off your estate wtf ??? WKD is yuk I don't really drink i'm mad enough as it is. Why thank you! Do i get a gold star sticker or a crown?. hahaha
You where young and care free all the cool kids where drinking that piss !!!
Easy tiger We haven’t won yet !!!
But yeah you get both and an Elsa doll
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to dance …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
It's all bants! Dance like nobody is watching because they ain't, They are too busy looking at their phones. slide to left now slide to the right hahahaha
To busy videoing us upending the place with are choreographed dance routine that’s gonna win us nationals next year I've been videod at dance shows done that and all that jazz. Anyway you have me blocked so go and cha cha somewhere else, I can't nose at your profile. hahaha
Your partying in fields drinking WKD was jeopardizing are chances at nationals you needed to be thought a lesson !!
And now look at you best god damn dancer in all off your estate wtf ??? WKD is yuk I don't really drink i'm mad enough as it is. Why thank you! Do i get a gold star sticker or a crown?. hahaha
You where young and care free all the cool kids where drinking that piss !!!
Easy tiger We haven’t won yet !!!
But yeah you get both and an Elsa doll
Hahahaha "
The Elsa doll is actually from me for all the hard work and kicking the WKD addiction |
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"I love to dance …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
It's all bants! Dance like nobody is watching because they ain't, They are too busy looking at their phones. slide to left now slide to the right hahahaha
To busy videoing us upending the place with are choreographed dance routine that’s gonna win us nationals next year I've been videod at dance shows done that and all that jazz. Anyway you have me blocked so go and cha cha somewhere else, I can't nose at your profile. hahaha
Your partying in fields drinking WKD was jeopardizing are chances at nationals you needed to be thought a lesson !!
And now look at you best god damn dancer in all off your estate wtf ??? WKD is yuk I don't really drink i'm mad enough as it is. Why thank you! Do i get a gold star sticker or a crown?. hahaha
You where young and care free all the cool kids where drinking that piss !!!
Easy tiger We haven’t won yet !!!
But yeah you get both and an Elsa doll
Hahahaha
The Elsa doll is actually from me for all the hard work and kicking the WKD addiction "
Hahaha oh that's okay i much prefer my Troll with bright pink hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to dance …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
It's all bants! Dance like nobody is watching because they ain't, They are too busy looking at their phones. slide to left now slide to the right hahahaha
To busy videoing us upending the place with are choreographed dance routine that’s gonna win us nationals next year I've been videod at dance shows done that and all that jazz. Anyway you have me blocked so go and cha cha somewhere else, I can't nose at your profile. hahaha
Your partying in fields drinking WKD was jeopardizing are chances at nationals you needed to be thought a lesson !!
And now look at you best god damn dancer in all off your estate wtf ??? WKD is yuk I don't really drink i'm mad enough as it is. Why thank you! Do i get a gold star sticker or a crown?. hahaha
You where young and care free all the cool kids where drinking that piss !!!
Easy tiger We haven’t won yet !!!
But yeah you get both and an Elsa doll
Hahahaha
The Elsa doll is actually from me for all the hard work and kicking the WKD addiction Hahaha oh that's okay i much prefer my Troll with bright pink hair. "
Who princess poppy ??? She’s a dope and her music is pretty shit to
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"I love to dance …and I’m good at it Brags tend to be rubbish. hahahaha
I beg to differ
oh i was always told self praise is no recommendation. hahaha
And your completely right !!!
Still won’t stop me tho !
It's all bants! Dance like nobody is watching because they ain't, They are too busy looking at their phones. slide to left now slide to the right hahahaha
To busy videoing us upending the place with are choreographed dance routine that’s gonna win us nationals next year I've been videod at dance shows done that and all that jazz. Anyway you have me blocked so go and cha cha somewhere else, I can't nose at your profile. hahaha
Your partying in fields drinking WKD was jeopardizing are chances at nationals you needed to be thought a lesson !!
And now look at you best god damn dancer in all off your estate wtf ??? WKD is yuk I don't really drink i'm mad enough as it is. Why thank you! Do i get a gold star sticker or a crown?. hahaha
You where young and care free all the cool kids where drinking that piss !!!
Easy tiger We haven’t won yet !!!
But yeah you get both and an Elsa doll
Hahahaha
The Elsa doll is actually from me for all the hard work and kicking the WKD addiction Hahaha oh that's okay i much prefer my Troll with bright pink hair.
Who princess poppy ??? She’s a dope and her music is pretty shit to
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Ah i understand now! Opppps blonde moment hahahaha |
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