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I AM SO authentic that......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

even the chairs stand up when I sit down.

Please add your own:

I AM SO...on any topic.

Beforehand I'll admit I had my doubts about you!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m so cool you can keep a side of beef in me for a week…

I’m so hip I have difficulty seeing over my own pelvis…

(*points if you know these)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am so humble that even my boasting sounds like the finest orchestral music!

By *it-chrissyTV/TS over a year ago

sw. london

still got the tags on