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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan  over a year ago

East Sussex

I can definitely say I have not measured mine...........this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

to be honest..ive not measured mine in a while

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "

I haven’t. Only time a tape measure has been near it was about 20 years ago when the Italian pulled one from her bag as she wanted to check and tell her friends. I miss her!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit "

A few put them next to toblerones but they actually do those in the mini sweet bags now so it can be deceiving

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it

I haven’t. Only time a tape measure has been near it was about 20 years ago when the Italian pulled one from her bag as she wanted to check and tell her friends. I miss her! "

Hahaha. I like her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

A few put them next to toblerones but they actually do those in the mini sweet bags now so it can be deceiving "

I am a noob to this, Nora. But I'd be more likely to munch the choc if there was a choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

A few put them next to toblerones but they actually do those in the mini sweet bags now so it can be deceiving

I am a noob to this, Nora. But I'd be more likely to munch the choc if there was a choice "

. With ya there!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help "

I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help

I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service. "

I'm full mast during edging so be prepared to put a workout in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit "

The Christmas cracker tape measure of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used a fun size Mars bar

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

I find it hard to believe too

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?


"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help

I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service. "

Need an assistant?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "

Of course!!! Mine is very very impressive btw

An inch is ten millimetres right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used a fun size Mars bar "

You can't say that when you have a picture of a donkey schlong on your profile dude

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help

I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service.

Need an assistant? "

Yes! We’d have so much fun

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I used a fun size Mars bar "

Flippin ek! you must have measured that monster!

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x "

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs"

And did you stack up?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit "

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs"

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy "

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m pretty sure I did in my youth, though I can’t remember what it was. Only length though, I never tried girth. It’s probably shrinking as I get older though, I’m not looking forward to it ever being described as wizened

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve?

Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used a fun size Mars bar

Flippin ek! you must have measured that monster!"

I had to use more than one Mars bar in the end

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve?

Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny?"

Maybe I’m just too curious .

I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve?

Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny?

Maybe I’m just too curious .

I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch "

Oh god imagine if you pressed that red button by accident!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve?

Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny?

Maybe I’m just too curious .

I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch "

Measure someones dick and mark it up like a ruler, see how much you can take

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

And did you stack up? "

Ha im happy with what I have

You don't want to have too big a dick either though, I once heard that if it gets to 12 inches it becomes a foot

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it "

I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve?

Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny?

Maybe I’m just too curious .

I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch

Measure someones dick and mark it up like a ruler, see how much you can take "

Haha. Yes! Ruler and marker pen at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!"

He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!"

I meant the bit between his ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!

He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x"

Mrs Goggins was always happy to see him

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!

He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x"

Get out!! Now!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger!"

Peanut or original?

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

When I was 16 I might have but now what's the point I'm just lucky it still works, all be it with an aid at times

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

IKEA have free measures... for furniture

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger!

Peanut or original? "

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By *ogerroger69Man  over a year ago

West Yorks

Every mans measured it!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger!

Peanut or original? "

I get quite a few mmms with mine

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Every mans measured it!"

Course they have. Those who say they haven’t need to measure their noses!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think"

This isn’t a rate my cock thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The crispy ones and they melt in your mouth not your hands ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!

He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x

Get out!! Now!! "

I didn’t make the vid

I’m staying … I want to see the felt tip measurements pic when one of these lot does one x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!

He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x

Mrs Goggins was always happy to see him "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven’t measured mine for years, don’t see the point as hasn’t seemed to shrunk

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy

Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!

He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x

Get out!! Now!!

I didn’t make the vid

I’m staying … I want to see the felt tip measurements pic when one of these lot does one x"

someone needs to!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it

I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course "

I say nothing Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it

I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course

I say nothing Nora "

And this is why we’re friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

Eh? "

I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it

I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course

I say nothing Nora

And this is why we’re friends "

Haha exactly

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

Eh?

I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not "

Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

Eh?

I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not

Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads "

Too early for that comedy dying!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

Eh?

I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not

Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads "

We aren’t that old yet, good old fashioned tenner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t actually even remember measuring it or it being measured.

It’s something I can never change about myself so it’s never really bothered me.

If it bothers you that much OP I will find someone to measure it for me

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can’t actually even remember measuring it or it being measured.

It’s something I can never change about myself so it’s never really bothered me.

If it bothers you that much OP I will find someone to measure it for me "

Hmmmm I wonder who

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

Eh?

I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not "

We all have thst favourite go to vibe ? Then wrap a tenner around it, see how it measure up then you have your compare.

Not my idea but it did give me an idea / comparison st the time…. an eye watering one

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex


"I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think

This isn’t a rate my cock thread "

Sorry Nora I’ll fuck off then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can’t actually even remember measuring it or it being measured.

It’s something I can never change about myself so it’s never really bothered me.

If it bothers you that much OP I will find someone to measure it for me

Hmmmm I wonder who "

I wonder too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only have 1 ruler and it's longer than that so I just have to guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check

LvM

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By *edsmudgeMan  over a year ago

oxford


"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit

The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh

Eh?

I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not

Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads

Too early for that comedy dying!!!"

Thanks for clearing that up I was just in the phone to go compare.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check

LvM"

It might have shrunk since then - advocate a remeasure at least biannually

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check

LvM

It might have shrunk since then - advocate a remeasure at least biannually "

Why would you say that?

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check

LvM

It might have shrunk since then - advocate a remeasure at least biannually

Why would you say that?

LvM"

Because it amused my snot-addled brain this morning #sorrynotsorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying"

Clarks will be overrun with men this aft

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think

This isn’t a rate my cock thread

Sorry Nora I’ll fuck off then"

Haha please don’t

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

Clarks will be overrun with men this aft "

. Too funny!

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "

Thats cos of ur bras we don't measure our cocks cos of our pants lol x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs

Thats cos of ur bras we don't measure our cocks cos of our pants lol x "

Fair point

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Finedon ,

Got to be able to find it before I can measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought that the only calibrated way to measure your dick was with a can of right guard?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought that the only calibrated way to measure your dick was with a can of right guard?"

Yes but they come travel sized now so guys get sneaky!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "

Dipstick, selection different diameter pipe?

I don't know the internationally accepted standard for cock measuring, ie, where from and to, hard or floppy or both?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying"

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet

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By *ustin666666Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

Never measured. Aslong as he keeps working and hitting the spot. Why would I want to know unless it's for bragging rights lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "

I hold an M&S Bra Fitters Badge..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet "

Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Probably when I was a teen-ager thankfully I've grown up now and don't need to measure it.... I know it's small without a tape measure.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs

I hold an M&S Bra Fitters Badge.. "

Yes, they add 4" to everything too. Fab measurements

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy to let you measure mine

You may need tweezers and a magnifying glass though

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet

Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure"

But each is totally different so not accurate either

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By *LiamMan  over a year ago

Midlands

What if we don't want to know the answer and realise we aren't as blessed as we thought?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet

Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure

But each is totally different so not accurate either "

Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh "

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet

Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure

But each is totally different so not accurate either

Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time "

Spot on, if both are happy who cares about the measurements

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting "

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!! "

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet

Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure

But each is totally different so not accurate either

Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time

Spot on, if both are happy who cares about the measurements "

Wanna measure mine then

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure "

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I absolutely haven’t!

I really don’t see the point, it’s not something that needs measuring and I can’t change it, so there’s no point!

I’ve also never measured;

My hands,

Elbow to wrist joint,

My tongue,

My forehead,

The diameter of my anus,

My nipples.

Have you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "

and if they didn’t, I always have a seamstress tape in my handbag. Liars will be caught … so don’t come and say you got a 9” when it’s probably a 7” at best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I’ve also never measured;

...

The diameter of my anus,

...

Have you OP? "

I have, in order to know what font size for the "W"s on each cheek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only tape most on here get near their Wang is tapeworm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have and I haven’t

I haven’t personally done it as you can only piss with the cock god Gave you

But did have a ex who was curious as to the size off it

We were young at the time

So I know exactly what size it is but up till that point I wasn’t curious to know

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By *entenTeaCouple  over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Measured it! I've used a vernier calliper on my appendage. As a metrologist (measurement specialist) I could compile a cock measurement uncertainty budget and write a paper on penis measurement. Not sure where I'd get it published.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks "

Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?

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By *ocothumpaMan  over a year ago

Herts

As a teenager a group of us measured our meat sticks…together

we used rulers

then string, drew round them in our exercise books

then had a very weird argument about where to measure from, (from the top, underneath, from behind the ball sack - one guy said it should be from the balloon knot)

then a fight nearly broke out;

in the living room of our mate’s house

all the while with our dicks out

and the curtains open.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I won’t lie, I have

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

I've wanted to measure mine but I must admit I'm put off until futher long term studies have been conducted in terms of safety. You see does anyone know the long term effects of IR exposure from Sky TV remotes on genitals? I'm mean maybe you could take the batteries out but that would involve removing and reapplying many layers of sellotape. Plus does it still measure accuractly without batteries?

Nope, it's very precious to me so until we fully understand the long term safety implications I'm happy just to accept it does the job nicely, gets itself some compliments and so far no complaint.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve never ever measured mine…it’s fitted so why the need?

If a woman was picking me solely on the length of my cock then I’d rather not meet them.

C is happy with it and that’s all that matters

K

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks

Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking? "

Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never have but I'd say I'm about 7 give or take a few inches

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Never have but I'd say I'm about 7 give or take a few inches "

A few inches?! That's about as accurate as people saying they're in "the Midlands"

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By *urvybeckiWoman  over a year ago

Enfield


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying

I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet

Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure

But each is totally different so not accurate either

Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time

Spot on, if both are happy who cares about the measurements

Wanna measure mine then"

I did you was bigger than my 10" dildo lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "

Nope never

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield

Never measured mine, as long as I don't I can kid myself that it's a bit bigger, nothing wrong with living in denial

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Never have but I'd say I'm about 7 give or take a few inches "

best answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "

You’re probably right, I think my tape measure is broken or tells fibs

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By *dd_soxMan  over a year ago

Suffolk


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "

The fab 'standard' measure is the Sky remote. How much can you take?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x

How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs

The fab 'standard' measure is the Sky remote. How much can you take?"

I have virgin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks

Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?

Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw "

were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying"

So far suggested measuring devices have been:

Ten pound note, right guard (not travel!), mini Mars bar , sky remote, Christmas cracker tape measure and ruler.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks

Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?

Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw

were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)"

It was abs.....

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

When I’m fit, me and my cock available for any ladies that have a measuring fetish.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Nope, never done it or had the inclination....

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I have never have. It just the size it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks

Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?

Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw

were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)

It was abs..... "

Oh. Well. Also delicious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been a long time since I've measured mine. I'm waiting to see what measurement I'll be needing to refer to now that Brexit has happened!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think a lot of guys just guess, and as usual over estimate.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity

Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs

And did you stack up?

Ha im happy with what I have

You don't want to have too big a dick either though, I once heard that if it gets to 12 inches it becomes a foot "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think a lot of guys just guess, and as usual over estimate. "

They call it a guesstimate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never measure my winkle. I have drawn tape measure markings on it once, to give myself a foot long. It was great to have 12” for as long as it took the sharpie ink to fade.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think a lot of guys just guess, and as usual over estimate.

They call it a guesstimate "

Which is usually pretty far off the actual.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nora! I need to join the measuring team!

Posh

We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting

Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!

Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure

Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks

Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?

Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw

were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)

It was abs.....

Oh. Well. Also delicious "

Oh hell yes

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By *arks hammerMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm guilty of measuring and always happy to provide proof of the result.

I stand by the fact I am 84 baked beans in length

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one.

Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "

I’d bet that there is always one that has not. But prob not the types that are not fest like this place.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Finedon ,


"I'm guilty of measuring and always happy to provide proof of the result.

I stand by the fact I am 84 baked beans in length "

Would that be Heinz beans or Branston beans?

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I can most certainly say I’ve not measured mine

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By *arks hammerMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

Heinz of course, I have standards

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

I haven’t for two reasons:

I can’t change it

Size doesn’t matter….. apparently

If someone asks how bigs is it I normally just ask if they want to see it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All I can tell you is that it is this __________ big.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did it years ago.. Average!

Lost 3st since then but haven't checked.

Willing to let a Lady check it for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reallly should have a ruler on the back of a sky remote, trying to use tape when you’re rock solid is not easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sky remote should be classified as an actual measuring tool these days I think haha

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I haven’t for two reasons:

I can’t change it

Size doesn’t matter….. apparently

If someone asks how bigs is it I normally just ask if they want to see it "

How big is it?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I haven’t for two reasons:

I can’t change it

Size doesn’t matter….. apparently

If someone asks how bigs is it I normally just ask if they want to see it

How big is it? "

Do you want to see it?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I actually only got around to measuring my girth a couple of days ago

Think every guy measures length from a early age

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