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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
What has been your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction/fail?
Was it at work, shopping, a night out etc etc.
Mine is the obligatory walking back to my desk at work, having failed to do my zip up. Thankfully I was wearing boxers.
Also happened when I was picked up at an airport in Germany. Had gone to the bathroom after going through customs. I didn't have a clue, i was still flying!  |
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over a year ago
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I used to work in retail management, never used to wear underwear whatsoever and back then I was a lot slimmer so could get away with tighter trousers, managed to split right from the arse all away to the bottom of the zip, not much was left to the imagination.
J |
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over a year ago
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I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval. |
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"I used to work in retail management, never used to wear underwear whatsoever and back then I was a lot slimmer so could get away with tighter trousers, managed to split right from the arse all away to the bottom of the zip, not much was left to the imagination.
J "
No knickers sound nice but not hygienic for a day at work imo |
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over a year ago
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"I used to work in retail management, never used to wear underwear whatsoever and back then I was a lot slimmer so could get away with tighter trousers, managed to split right from the arse all away to the bottom of the zip, not much was left to the imagination.
J
No knickers sound nice but not hygienic for a day at work imo"
I don't wear knickers anyway, I'm the male half
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Caroline once ran across a pub car park in the rain, stood at the bar and was surprised when a stranger bought her a drink.
It was only when Dave got to the bar and pointed out her corset had slipped and her boobs had popped out.
Not embarrassing for us, but some people would find it so. |
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I've mentioned this before.
We were in Guernsey and planning on taking some sexy outdoor photos so I dressed in stockings, suspenders, a wrap dress and no knickers. It was very windy and we stopped to take some pictures of the stormy sea. A guy parked next where I was standing drove off with a huge grin on his face and it was only then that I realised I'd been standing next to him oblivious to the fact that my dress was blowing open giving him an eyeful  .
On the same holiday we stayed over in the New Forest, I needed to change and thought the car park we were in had only empty cars in it so just stripped off. It was only much later that Mr N told me there were people I the cars
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"I used to work in retail management, never used to wear underwear whatsoever and back then I was a lot slimmer so could get away with tighter trousers, managed to split right from the arse all away to the bottom of the zip, not much was left to the imagination.
J
No knickers sound nice but not hygienic for a day at work imo
I don't wear knickers anyway, I'm the male half
J"
Assumption - the mother of all fuck ups. Not to mention the judgemental views on hygiene...
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over a year ago
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"I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval. "
An engineering shop I used to work at had a customer/supplier that was a husband/wife team. She would regularly collect/deliver in short shirt and heels - never mind the fact that any workshop (and presumably the scrap yard for anyone working there) requires safety footwear as a minimum PPE requirement. I always wondered if the dress code was for effect? She was a genuinely nice chatty person and very down to earth but I couldn't believe she wasn't aware of the effect she had in a shop full of men. If she was aware of that does that mean it was the kind of attention she wanted?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to work in retail management, never used to wear underwear whatsoever and back then I was a lot slimmer so could get away with tighter trousers, managed to split right from the arse all away to the bottom of the zip, not much was left to the imagination.
J
No knickers sound nice but not hygienic for a day at work imo
I don't wear knickers anyway, I'm the male half
J
Assumption - the mother of all fuck ups. Not to mention the judgemental views on hygiene...
Mr"
My thoughts exactly, the fact I don't find underwear comfortable at all and you spend majority of your time at work, surely that's the place you need to feel most comfortable?
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval. "
Oops!! Made their day then.  |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I used to work in retail management, never used to wear underwear whatsoever and back then I was a lot slimmer so could get away with tighter trousers, managed to split right from the arse all away to the bottom of the zip, not much was left to the imagination.
J
No knickers sound nice but not hygienic for a day at work imo
I don't wear knickers anyway, I'm the male half
J
Assumption - the mother of all fuck ups. Not to mention the judgemental views on hygiene...
Mr
My thoughts exactly, the fact I don't find underwear comfortable at all and you spend majority of your time at work, surely that's the place you need to feel most comfortable?
J"
I did wonder if this was male or female. I have been caught out assuming it was 1 or other before! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Caroline once ran across a pub car park in the rain, stood at the bar and was surprised when a stranger bought her a drink.
It was only when Dave got to the bar and pointed out her corset had slipped and her boobs had popped out.
Not embarrassing for us, but some people would find it so."
Was it just the 1 drink?! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I spkit the seat of my coveralls about halfway through a shift once. Luckily it was summer and I could now benefit from a cooling breeze
LvM"
Haha. Yeah winter isn't very kind in that situation. |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I've mentioned this before.
We were in Guernsey and planning on taking some sexy outdoor photos so I dressed in stockings, suspenders, a wrap dress and no knickers. It was very windy and we stopped to take some pictures of the stormy sea. A guy parked next where I was standing drove off with a huge grin on his face and it was only then that I realised I'd been standing next to him oblivious to the fact that my dress was blowing open giving him an eyeful .
On the same holiday we stayed over in the New Forest, I needed to change and thought the car park we were in had only empty cars in it so just stripped off. It was only much later that Mr N told me there were people I the cars
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And if you had known, would you still have stripped off in the car park?! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval.
An engineering shop I used to work at had a customer/supplier that was a husband/wife team. She would regularly collect/deliver in short shirt and heels - never mind the fact that any workshop (and presumably the scrap yard for anyone working there) requires safety footwear as a minimum PPE requirement. I always wondered if the dress code was for effect? She was a genuinely nice chatty person and very down to earth but I couldn't believe she wasn't aware of the effect she had in a shop full of men. If she was aware of that does that mean it was the kind of attention she wanted?
Mr"
No idea of her reasons. But possibly hoping the engineering shop would look favourabky on her when asking for an order. 
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"I've mentioned this before.
We were in Guernsey and planning on taking some sexy outdoor photos so I dressed in stockings, suspenders, a wrap dress and no knickers. It was very windy and we stopped to take some pictures of the stormy sea. A guy parked next where I was standing drove off with a huge grin on his face and it was only then that I realised I'd been standing next to him oblivious to the fact that my dress was blowing open giving him an eyeful .
On the same holiday we stayed over in the New Forest, I needed to change and thought the car park we were in had only empty cars in it so just stripped off. It was only much later that Mr N told me there were people I the cars
And if you had known, would you still have stripped off in the car park?! "
Nooo I had my "normal" underwear on. If I've got an audience I get the best stuff out  |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I've mentioned this before.
We were in Guernsey and planning on taking some sexy outdoor photos so I dressed in stockings, suspenders, a wrap dress and no knickers. It was very windy and we stopped to take some pictures of the stormy sea. A guy parked next where I was standing drove off with a huge grin on his face and it was only then that I realised I'd been standing next to him oblivious to the fact that my dress was blowing open giving him an eyeful .
On the same holiday we stayed over in the New Forest, I needed to change and thought the car park we were in had only empty cars in it so just stripped off. It was only much later that Mr N told me there were people I the cars
And if you had known, would you still have stripped off in the car park?!
Nooo I had my "normal" underwear on. If I've got an audience I get the best stuff out "
In the New Forest you say.....  |
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Not really a malfunction of clothing, more my brain.
I spent a morning at work with my trousers on not only back to front but also inside out. They were elasticated waist (cus I'm a fatty) and I'd got dressed in the dark and not noticed.
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"I've mentioned this before.
We were in Guernsey and planning on taking some sexy outdoor photos so I dressed in stockings, suspenders, a wrap dress and no knickers. It was very windy and we stopped to take some pictures of the stormy sea. A guy parked next where I was standing drove off with a huge grin on his face and it was only then that I realised I'd been standing next to him oblivious to the fact that my dress was blowing open giving him an eyeful .
On the same holiday we stayed over in the New Forest, I needed to change and thought the car park we were in had only empty cars in it so just stripped off. It was only much later that Mr N told me there were people I the cars
And if you had known, would you still have stripped off in the car park?!
Nooo I had my "normal" underwear on. If I've got an audience I get the best stuff out
In the New Forest you say..... "
Lol. Yeah. It's not something I make a habit of though |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Windy day, circle skirt and no knickers and of course the wind would only lift the skirt right up when I was at the busy supermarket entrance "
Brilliant.
Must have been a few double takes.
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I've mentioned this before.
We were in Guernsey and planning on taking some sexy outdoor photos so I dressed in stockings, suspenders, a wrap dress and no knickers. It was very windy and we stopped to take some pictures of the stormy sea. A guy parked next where I was standing drove off with a huge grin on his face and it was only then that I realised I'd been standing next to him oblivious to the fact that my dress was blowing open giving him an eyeful .
On the same holiday we stayed over in the New Forest, I needed to change and thought the car park we were in had only empty cars in it so just stripped off. It was only much later that Mr N told me there were people I the cars
And if you had known, would you still have stripped off in the car park?!
Nooo I had my "normal" underwear on. If I've got an audience I get the best stuff out
In the New Forest you say.....
Lol. Yeah. It's not something I make a habit of though "
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Too many to mention!
Most memorabile was crossing the road with our guide dog puppy and a police riot van came out of now where so we sped up and my boobs escaped  good a few wolf whistles from said police. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Not a sexy incident but on the School run last winter I decided to wear an old pair of boots as it was bucketing down, get out the car and start walking and my one foot is starting to feel wet. Hole in the sole I thought….HA! The whole sole had actually started coming away from the shoe as the glue must have rotted, and this included the heel, by the time I was on my way back to the car the sole was flip flopping off, hanging on by a thread and I was walking like the Hunch Back of Notre Dame. I was so embarrassed. |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Too many to mention!
Most memorabile was crossing the road with our guide dog puppy and a police riot van came out of now where so we sped up and my boobs escaped good a few wolf whistles from said police. "
Brilliant! I am sure that cheered them up! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Not a sexy incident but on the School run last winter I decided to wear an old pair of boots as it was bucketing down, get out the car and start walking and my one foot is starting to feel wet. Hole in the sole I thought….HA! The whole sole had actually started coming away from the shoe as the glue must have rotted, and this included the heel, by the time I was on my way back to the car the sole was flip flopping off, hanging on by a thread and I was walking like the Hunch Back of Notre Dame. I was so embarrassed. "
Haha. At least your shins were dry.. |
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I came off the motorbike and ripped my leathers at the knee, you could clearly see white fishnet stockings through the rip.
So glad I managed to get rid of the co-worker before he could look at my cuts, not quite sure what he would have thought of me wearing white lace knickers, matching suspender belt as well. |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I came off the motorbike and ripped my leathers at the knee, you could clearly see white fishnet stockings through the rip.
So glad I managed to get rid of the co-worker before he could look at my cuts, not quite sure what he would have thought of me wearing white lace knickers, matching suspender belt as well."
Sounds like a luckybescape on both counts. |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
I was swimming with friends and we ran out of tonic so I took off my suit and put a coverup on and went to the store as I got to the door the wind blew my coverup up exposing my bare bottom to anyone looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was nursing our then 6mo when the delivery man knocked on the door. Answered with little one still feeding but being at the inquisitive stage he pulled off to look around. Delivery man got an eye full, quite a few times actually. |
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caught the hem of my trousers getting off my motorbike, and split the seams ankle to ankle,
I was in Sainsburys car park at the time so swiftly back on the bike, and rode home to fix them without stopping lol
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Probably the day my sanitary products leaked and I had a blood stain in the crotch area for most of the day. I got around it by putting a cardigan over the affected area. As a wheelchair user (so seated all the time) it was at least easier to just shove the cardi over my knees |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I was swimming with friends and we ran out of tonic so I took off my suit and put a coverup on and went to the store as I got to the door the wind blew my coverup up exposing my bare bottom to anyone looking "
Haha, brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I walked round Asda not long ago with my dress tucked into my tights. A lovely old gentleman told me that I’d given him the best thrill he’d had in years |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I was nursing our then 6mo when the delivery man knocked on the door. Answered with little one still feeding but being at the inquisitive stage he pulled off to look around. Delivery man got an eye full, quite a few times actually. "
Oh to be that delivery guy.  |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"caught the hem of my trousers getting off my motorbike, and split the seams ankle to ankle,
I was in Sainsburys car park at the time so swiftly back on the bike, and rode home to fix them without stopping lol
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Lucky escape! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Probably the day my sanitary products leaked and I had a blood stain in the crotch area for most of the day. I got around it by putting a cardigan over the affected area. As a wheelchair user (so seated all the time) it was at least easier to just shove the cardi over my knees "
Oops. Good old caedigan. |
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Had my first experience as a single woman in a club last night. Went with my fwb and couldn't wait to get my hands on him when we got there! My dress was fabulous, I picked it carefully and it made me feel great wearing it. The straps broke within 15 mins of being enjoyed for the first of many times that night I had to wear it as a halter from then on lol. |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I walked round Asda not long ago with my dress tucked into my tights. A lovely old gentleman told me that I’d given him the best thrill he’d had in years "
It feels good to be kind right! |
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I was on a rollercoaster once sitting next to my dad, I realised just after the bit where it takes your photo that one of my tits had escaped from my vest top and was on show! The walk to the photo booth to see the picture was the longest walk ever, one of those please please please be covered up moments! I wasn’t, but thankfully I managed to distract my dad and he didn’t see it! Sure it gave a few families a good laugh haha Miss pc |
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"I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval. "
Back in that day I did the same in a building site. I was managing and no one told me for hours |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Had my first experience as a single woman in a club last night. Went with my fwb and couldn't wait to get my hands on him when we got there! My dress was fabulous, I picked it carefully and it made me feel great wearing it. The straps broke within 15 mins of being enjoyed for the first of many times that night I had to wear it as a halter from then on lol. "
Did anyone complain?! |
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"I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval.
Back in that day I did the same in a building site. I was managing and no one told me for hours "
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I was on a rollercoaster once sitting next to my dad, I realised just after the bit where it takes your photo that one of my tits had escaped from my vest top and was on show! The walk to the photo booth to see the picture was the longest walk ever, one of those please please please be covered up moments! I wasn’t, but thankfully I managed to distract my dad and he didn’t see it! Sure it gave a few families a good laugh haha Miss pc "
Did you buy the picture...
That's a great idea for a social though! Funfair rides. |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I've walked through a scrap yard ( work related) wearing skirt, heels blouse, got loads of whistles, got back to my car and realised my blouse was unbuttoned all the way to my naval.
Back in that day I did the same in a building site. I was managing and no one told me for hours "
A lesson in how to win friends... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does forgetting to take off a necklace with SLUT on it, when answering the door to Uber eats, count, by any chance??
Was with a guy and we ordered some food in and yes, I had a tartan skirt, bra on and some sort of throw (thinking it’s acceptable to answer the door like that and that’d cover me enough)
The guy’s face….
Bruno… you know what? you are welcome !! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Does forgetting to take off a necklace with SLUT on it, when answering the door to Uber eats, count, by any chance??
Was with a guy and we ordered some food in and yes, I had a tartan skirt, bra on and some sort of throw (thinking it’s acceptable to answer the door like that and that’d cover me enough)
The guy’s face….
Bruno… you know what? you are welcome !!"
You had time to find out his name?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to race motocross,once left petrol cap loose and covered myself in petrol.
Petrol on your balls burns like a good one so washes it off with water for power washer.
Undies removed and did last race commando,thought something wasnt right while i was riding and i was getting some cheers of support.
Petrol had reacted with the stitching of my race pants and failed.
I did half race with pants fully split open front to back and fully exposed.
Luckily it was a warm day |
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"Does forgetting to take off a necklace with SLUT on it, when answering the door to Uber eats, count, by any chance??
Was with a guy and we ordered some food in and yes, I had a tartan skirt, bra on and some sort of throw (thinking it’s acceptable to answer the door like that and that’d cover me enough)
The guy’s face….
Bruno… you know what? you are welcome !!
You had time to find out his name?! "
It says the name on the Uber eats app
I could even tip him if I wanted to buy it junk he got his lucky tip that night |
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"I was on a rollercoaster once sitting next to my dad, I realised just after the bit where it takes your photo that one of my tits had escaped from my vest top and was on show! The walk to the photo booth to see the picture was the longest walk ever, one of those please please please be covered up moments! I wasn’t, but thankfully I managed to distract my dad and he didn’t see it! Sure it gave a few families a good laugh haha Miss pc
Did you buy the picture...
That's a great idea for a social though! Funfair rides. "
Haha no I didn’t! I totally agree, theme park social would be fun! Then again If Alton towers did a naturist ride day, I’d be front of the queue Miss pc |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
Came out of the toilet at the blood test centre and sat on my seat. Woman behind me tapped me on my shoulder and said your dress is tucked in your knickers.
Imagine showing an arse as fat as mine to strangers
I no longer wear dresses in public. |
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I stepped out of a pub opposite the sea front last month.. My hands were full and I was tottering around in heels...
It was blowing an absolute gale and as I stepped outside, my full skirted dress was immediately around my ears .... The whole of Swansea got to see my fancy pants, suspenders +stockings  i was squealing but couldn't save my blushes until I'd freed my hands
I was still brushing sand out of my hair the next day  |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I was on a rollercoaster once sitting next to my dad, I realised just after the bit where it takes your photo that one of my tits had escaped from my vest top and was on show! The walk to the photo booth to see the picture was the longest walk ever, one of those please please please be covered up moments! I wasn’t, but thankfully I managed to distract my dad and he didn’t see it! Sure it gave a few families a good laugh haha Miss pc
Did you buy the picture...
That's a great idea for a social though! Funfair rides.
Haha no I didn’t! I totally agree, theme park social would be fun! Then again If Alton towers did a naturist ride day, I’d be front of the queue Miss pc "
Just wear your vest top. I'll bravely volunteer to sit next to you..
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Came out of the toilet at the blood test centre and sat on my seat. Woman behind me tapped me on my shoulder and said your dress is tucked in your knickers.
Imagine showing an arse as fat as mine to strangers
I no longer wear dresses in public. "
Clean underwear?! |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"I stepped out of a pub opposite the sea front last month.. My hands were full and I was tottering around in heels...
It was blowing an absolute gale and as I stepped outside, my full skirted dress was immediately around my ears .... The whole of Swansea got to see my fancy pants, suspenders +stockings i was squealing but couldn't save my blushes until I'd freed my hands
I was still brushing sand out of my hair the next day "
Yeah yeah. I think you planned that.
Were they blue?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was using a big drill and it slipped caught my trousers at full speed and then my boxers as well and tore to shreds just as it was about to take my balls off it clogged up and stopped . I was working for a children's charity at the time and had to phone my manager up to bring me a towel to cover up . Then had to go home to change and get a few stitches in my leg where the drill bit had cut into me . To this day ive no idea how it happened |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
Wearing my kilt recently in Blackpool, walking from the car park to Infusion. Just as I was negotiating my way past a disembarking hen party from their coach, the wind blew my kilt right up. I couldn't do anything about it as I had my hands full. there was a big cheer! |
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"Too many to mention!
Most memorabile was crossing the road with our guide dog puppy and a police riot van came out of now where so we sped up and my boobs escaped good a few wolf whistles from said police. "
Maybe the riot van had been sent to capture the escaped boobs?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once full frontal flashed the bin men, I’d forgotten it was bin day heard the truck. Threw on my dressing gown without doing it up ran down stairs dragged the bin out to the kerb, queue a well timed gust of wind and voila the entire truck saw me naked. ran inside absolutely mortified and wanted to die a little inside. Safe to say I never missed bin day after that.
I bet the truck drivers never missed your house again either lol "
. Probably made their day |
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"All dolled up at club and not realising was walking around with tickle tackle on display due to skirt and knickers not adjusted properly after play.
Oops."
Indeed, was a very embarrassing mo. but very funny thanks to a lady grabbing me to say “luv tuck in your man berries...”, we had a real good laugh at my expense and became friends, which led to an even better evening of fun well into the morning. Always do have fun at clubs with lots of lovely peeps.  |
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ive told this story on fab before, but worth a repeat for this thread.
I Mr chair was working away as i used to alot, staying in hotel after hotel, often sharing a room with a work mate, so always wore boxers to bed, but this time i was on my own, so went to bed naked as i do at home, hate wearing things in bed.
Anyway woke up in the night needing a pee, there may have been alcohol ivolved at dinner with customers, got up and went to the bathroom, or i thought i had, until the door shut amd locked behind me to find myself in the corridor, oh shit now wht do i do.
Well couldnt get back in the room, sso no choice but to got to reception and get a new keycard, totaly naked.
Tbh the lady at the desk didnt bat an eye, asked my room number and gave me a new card, all good went back to bed.
Next morning same lady was serving breakfast, she gave me a knowing smile as she served me |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"Wearing my kilt recently in Blackpool, walking from the car park to Infusion. Just as I was negotiating my way past a disembarking hen party from their coach, the wind blew my kilt right up. I couldn't do anything about it as I had my hands full. there was a big cheer! "
Good start for their Hen do!
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
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"ive told this story on fab before, but worth a repeat for this thread.
I Mr chair was working away as i used to alot, staying in hotel after hotel, often sharing a room with a work mate, so always wore boxers to bed, but this time i was on my own, so went to bed naked as i do at home, hate wearing things in bed.
Anyway woke up in the night needing a pee, there may have been alcohol ivolved at dinner with customers, got up and went to the bathroom, or i thought i had, until the door shut amd locked behind me to find myself in the corridor, oh shit now wht do i do.
Well couldnt get back in the room, sso no choice but to got to reception and get a new keycard, totaly naked.
Tbh the lady at the desk didnt bat an eye, asked my room number and gave me a new card, all good went back to bed.
Next morning same lady was serving breakfast, she gave me a knowing smile as she served me "
Haha. Brilliant. Easily done after a few drinks. |
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I started running a few months ago (I don’t run anymore as I hated it )
But I wore some running leggings and had a nude pair of pants on (don’t judge me )
The leggings were pretty old and I didn’t realise they had a hole in the crutch , went for a run , loads of strange looks . When I got back my husband was hysterically laughing , I had the leggings on backwards so the hole was positioned at my arse and the nude pants had ruched a bit and now looked like my arse hole ??
I posted it on my insta because it was hilarious |
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I started running a few months ago (I don’t run anymore as I hated it )
But I wore some running leggings and had a nude pair of pants on (don’t judge me )
The leggings were pretty old and I didn’t realise they had a hole in the crutch , went for a run , loads of strange looks . When I got back my husband was hysterically laughing , I had the leggings on backwards so the hole was positioned at my arse and the nude pants had ruched a bit and now looked like my arse hole ??
I posted it on my insta because it was hilarious "
That needs to be seen! Surely! |
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"What has been your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction/fail?
Was it at work, shopping, a night out etc etc.
Mine is the obligatory walking back to my desk at work, having failed to do my zip up. Thankfully I was wearing boxers.
Also happened when I was picked up at an airport in Germany. Had gone to the bathroom after going through customs. I didn't have a clue, i was still flying! "
Was a teenager, my favourite Jean was torn but I just loved it and wore it anyway. Hoping no one was watching I bent in a street only to hear a few guys laugh out. My balls were partially out.
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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago
New forest area |
"In fact wearing a vest after getting my tan done. Left the straps down so not to get strap marks and driving home with my boobs out now realising it had fell down
R"
Any sounds of crunching metal when you were driving.. |
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Had a grocery delivery in my old place and I wasn't dressed when the first intercom went. So I grabbed a mini shirt dress to put on by the time the second one did and watched the driver approach on cam as I hurriedly dressed. As I was fresh out of the bath.
I opened the door and as he bent down to put the crates by the doormat, he seemed a bit sheepish but I didn't think much of it at that point.
Walking by the mirror in the hallway putting the shopping away afterwards, I noticed that I'd forgotten to do up the last (bottom) two buttons on the dress and had no underwear on
It was a real ah-ha moment |
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"In fact wearing a vest after getting my tan done. Left the straps down so not to get strap marks and driving home with my boobs out now realising it had fell down
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Any sounds of crunching metal when you were driving.. "
No but I did get a few people double take when I was at the lights
R |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
On sentry duty at Windsor castle, by the queens apartment I managed to split my dress trousers, halfway to the knee on both sides and right across the crotch, got back to my post and didnt move for an hour, the march back down the hill to the guardroom, was the longest march of my life. |
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I had a girlfriend never ever wore knickers. She would wear anything, jeans, skirts and short dress with no underwear. We lived in Spain for a few years and she would wear a short floaty summer dress virtually everyday. I can’t tell you the amount of times I used to say to her she was flashing her bits. It just never bothered her. She was outrageously sexy without knowing it. |
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"caught the hem of my trousers getting off my motorbike, and split the seams ankle to ankle,
I was in Sainsburys car park at the time so swiftly back on the bike, and rode home to fix them without stopping lol
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Done the crotch to ankle, just put on waterproof over trousers and went about as normal |
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