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over a year ago
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.
I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol
Can’t believe I just said that lol x"
Ooh naughty 
Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx |
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house. "
However I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering  11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.
I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol
Can’t believe I just said that lol x
Ooh naughty
Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx"
Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi? |
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.
I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol
Can’t believe I just said that lol x
Ooh naughty
Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx
Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?"
There are cushions for those that have problems kneeling . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.
I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol
Can’t believe I just said that lol x
Ooh naughty
Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx
Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?
There are cushions for those that have problems kneeling . "
And ruin my good cushions? No chance lol
Doesn’t usually take him long anyway lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering 11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them
That's Thursday"
Remembrance Sunday   first Sunday before the 11th
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.
However I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering 11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them "
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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The purported existence of deities is probably the longest running, and most pervasive, example of mass psychosis.
One of the diagnostic tests for schizotypal personality disorder is religiosity, except that the test criteria does not include the religions that most people in that culture believe in; your religiosity merely has to be excessive, not necessarily different.
God does not, and has never existed. It is an example of the nonsense that is passed down from one deluded, misguided generation to the next, thereby perpetuating this mass delusion.
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"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering 11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them
That's Thursday
Remembrance Sunday first Sunday before the 11th
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You'll be a wee bit lonely.
Remembrance Sunday is 14th this year. |
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"The purported existence of deities is probably the longest running, and most pervasive, example of mass psychosis.
One of the diagnostic tests for schizotypal personality disorder is religiosity, except that the test criteria does not include the religions that most people in that culture believe in; your religiosity merely has to be excessive, not necessarily different.
God does not, and has never existed. It is an example of the nonsense that is passed down from one deluded, misguided generation to the next, thereby perpetuating this mass delusion.
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I can't breathe!! |
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"The purported existence of deities is probably the longest running, and most pervasive, example of mass psychosis.
One of the diagnostic tests for schizotypal personality disorder is religiosity, except that the test criteria does not include the religions that most people in that culture believe in; your religiosity merely has to be excessive, not necessarily different.
God does not, and has never existed. It is an example of the nonsense that is passed down from one deluded, misguided generation to the next, thereby perpetuating this mass delusion.
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"The power of Christ compels you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering 11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them
That's Thursday
Remembrance Sunday first Sunday before the 11th
You'll be a wee bit lonely.
Remembrance Sunday is 14th this year. "
Is it  I’m working on the 14th so I’ll go alone today, but I remember everyday tbf  |
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"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering 11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them
That's Thursday
Remembrance Sunday first Sunday before the 11th
You'll be a wee bit lonely.
Remembrance Sunday is 14th this year.
Is it I’m working on the 14th so I’ll go alone today, but I remember everyday tbf "
Commendable. |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Jesus Granny!
So demanding.
However, the lightning strike when I walked in might kill the devil and his demons who are performing the riverdance in my uterus..... so actually that might not be a bad plan.
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He will come again.
After he has risen
Bit like my sourdough .....
All crusty and coarse
And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat"
He bakes in mysterious ways |
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"He will come again.
After he has risen
Bit like my sourdough .....
All crusty and coarse
And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat
He bakes in mysterious ways"
I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.
Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alright Granny, just let me finish my Satanic rites and I'll be there now in a minute
Are they the low calories ones ?"
We'll have none of that blaspheme here Granny, they is full fat as the Devil intended.
Amazing what ya find in the Middle of Lidls |
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One does like a wiggle up the middle of the lidl......
Where else can you get crocodile hearts in aspic with a pepper plant and some fuck off huge pasta shells..... then forget about the drill and ladder you went in for!
Now look ....... I've forgotten about God.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He will come again.
After he has risen
Bit like my sourdough .....
All crusty and coarse
And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat
He bakes in mysterious ways
I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.
Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty."
St Paul's epistle.
Again. |
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"He will come again.
After he has risen
Bit like my sourdough .....
All crusty and coarse
And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat
He bakes in mysterious ways
I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.
Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty.
St Paul's epistle.
Again. "
No. St. Paul's Panettone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m afraid I will be missing church today but I will certainly be worshiping tomorrow
Hmmmmmmm at whose altar ?"
I’ve never heard it be called an alter before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He will come again.
After he has risen
Bit like my sourdough .....
All crusty and coarse
And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat
He bakes in mysterious ways
I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.
Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty.
St Paul's epistle.
Again.
No. St. Paul's Panettone "
I am the sweet bread of life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering 11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them
That's Thursday
Remembrance Sunday first Sunday before the 11th
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Nearest sunday to the 11th so that will be the 14th |
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"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.
I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol
Can’t believe I just said that lol x
Ooh naughty
Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx
Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?
There are cushions for those that have problems kneeling .
And ruin my good cushions? No chance lol
Doesn’t usually take him long anyway lol"
Lord: I come with cushions. |
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