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Who knew?! Today I have learned....
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By *piderBunny OP Couple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
.....that picking your nose while handling food is bad.
Yet as they make no mention of putting a finger or a willy in a bum, apparently anal play is acceptable.
Who knew? 
What have you learned today? 
(Just updated my Food Safety and Hygiene creds... 100% obvs  )
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere.
You tease!! 
Jo.Xx  "
It’s not a pretty sight Jo!! Hair up, no makeup, in scruffs, war zone kitchen…  |
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere. "
This is code for sex wee on her tits  |
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By *piderBunny OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere. "
Why am I here and not there? Catch the splatters in your mouth sounds fun |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
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Today I learned that it is a bad idea to do bathroom stuff in the dark, when I accidentally mixed up the tubes of anusol and toothpaste...
...Not all bad though - I've been walking around all morning with piles of smiles and a ring of confidence |
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By *piderBunny OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Today I learned that it is a bad idea to do bathroom stuff in the dark, when I accidentally mixed up the tubes of anusol and toothpaste...
...Not all bad though - I've been walking around all morning with piles of smiles and a ring of confidence "
You made me lose my coffee....
Again....
Cone make me a new one please
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere.
This is code for sex wee on her tits "
Sex wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I learnt to take preemptive painkillers when going to a children's birthday party
I'd have gone with preemptive sedatives....."
For the child or for me? |
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere.
You tease!!
Jo.Xx
It’s not a pretty sight Jo!! Hair up, no makeup, in scruffs, war zone kitchen… "
Oh I don't know Saff! You're turning me on even more!
Jo.Xx |
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere.
You tease!!
Jo.Xx
It’s not a pretty sight Jo!! Hair up, no makeup, in scruffs, war zone kitchen…
Oh I don't know Saff! You're turning me on even more!
Jo.Xx "
Never mind getting all sexy 'n' stuff Jo. Where's my bloody sticky toffee pudding?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I have learnt that dancing to Winehouse whilst baking is not practical whilst holding an electric whisk.. I have sticky toffee pudding splattered everywhere. "
Sticky toffee pudding..... on my way round... |
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By *piderBunny OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Today I learned that my dog can open the sliding glass door. She grabs the bells I have hanging from the handle and pulls on them until the door opens just enough to fit her body through. 
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She's a genius!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Today I have learnt about history of the park run. A lovely friend sent me an article "Forget profit. It’s love and fun that drive innovations like Parkrun" on the guardian website, if anyone is interested in reading it.. |
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Thanks Hippy 
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