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By *esthetic21 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Be an egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You crack me up.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

You need to yolk a woman.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You crack me up."

Is your name Shelly?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Try a hen party

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

You can’t beat it

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

Shell out for it

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By *aseMan over a year ago

Gourock

Your brain is scrambled ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whisk me off my feet.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Your brain is scrambled .."

Mines fried…

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

Eggselent post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You lot must be yolking….

I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's hatch a plan.

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Let's hatch a plan."

Cracking idea

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By *esthetic21 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I'm laying down the law no more egg jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay no more jokes, I'm shell shocked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has cracked me up

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm laying down the law no more egg jokes

Seems oval-ly harsh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish someone would eggsplain.?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys, the OP has spoken.. stop yolking around.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Sunny side up....

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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By *esthetic21 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"This has cracked me up "
eggcellent

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Poaching is the way to go.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Clucking Hell....

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

This has fried my brain

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

That’s a poultry effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The yokes on here are getting worse

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Some real nuggets offered....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a great eggperience

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Anyone peckish?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

"Why did the chicken cross the road?

That’s a poultry effort "

Wasn’t feeling cock sure..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or a carpet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only another 142 posts and it’ll be the hend of the thread

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Or a carpet

Wait for the wall to wall carpet puns now

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

"Or a carpet

Wait for the wall to wall carpet puns now "

That burns

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm gonna get some bacon to go with that egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a carpet

Wait for the wall to wall carpet puns now "

They'll be the symptoms of an underlaying problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cock-a-doodle-doo

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By *lue_8Man over a year ago

Walsall

"You lot must be yolking….

I’ll get my coat

Do it, you’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a carpet

Stop skirting around the issue.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

"Or a carpet

Stop skirting around the issue."

Don’t pile it on..

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By *enm83Man over a year ago

Stockport

What's a Mexican's favourite carpet ?

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