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Come and have a moan, :-)
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Ok time to moan. Its good for you.
But, no serious stuff.
Keep it petty.
Keep it funny
Keep it going and bugg everyone.
How did batman keep the bat cave secret when he had a lazysusan built for his bat car :-/
Why did no 1 in fast and furious ever fill up the cars, those things drink fuel.
Why in action movies does no 1 tut or mutter when the bad guy is running through a street and passive agressivly shout ugh.. excuse you!!! Twat. |
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"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo
How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity "
The gun thing bugs me..
But i have ignored a friend when they did there hair different lol |
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Ooooooooohhhhhh....oooooooooo.... mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn.... uuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnn
That's me groaning at my vibrator  
But I will moan about rude, offensive, discriminative, self righteous, mindless customers! This week has been awful for abuse in retail. Panic sets in as the second to last pay goes in before Christmas and suddenly we, the retail team, are the ones to take blame for everything! Please be nice to us! We probably agree and are in the same situation as everyone, we can't get these products either! But we have a job to do and being screamed at hurts!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Abba tickets!
Have you seen the price of them??
A bloody disgrace
They’re not even going to be there, it’ll just be a hologram of them"
Yes we know. We were looking last night and some of the tickets were over £600  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is Megan Fox so freaking gorgeous??? Like it’s SOOOOO unfair and I had enough of this unfairness !! I demand to speak to the manager (God)… like now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Started watching "You" on Netflix. Poor writing that lacks any logic accompanied by some horrible acting. Wannabe Dexter. But I can't stop watching  "
I wanna complain and moan about what you just said! Joe is like … a dream boat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Started watching "You" on Netflix. Poor writing that lacks any logic accompanied by some horrible acting. Wannabe Dexter. But I can't stop watching
I wanna complain and moan about what you just said! Joe is like … a dream boat "
I can understand the attraction towards him. I can't keep my eyes off Beck. The reason why I go back to watch even though I hate the show. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?
Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it 
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I hope Bezos and Musk work on creating completely realistic humans rather than space tourism shit  |
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"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?
Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it
Awww  "
I've been trying everything and it's just not happening so I'm on my way to you now |
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"Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol"
Up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right |
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"Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol
Up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right "
Yes  |
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"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?
Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it
Why can't I have 2 women in my bed ... woe is me "
You could but they usually hog the bed so you might end up on the floor |
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"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?
Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it
I hope Bezos and Musk work on creating completely realistic humans rather than space tourism shit "
I really hope so |
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"Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol
Up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right
Yes "
I definitely agree with you, I'm bored of seeing the same questions daily and it's always going to be a some do, some don't answer |
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Rant #1) Receiving 6 Chips in a miniaturised metal plant pot at a restaurant and being charged £2.50!!
Rant #2) Films - Don't hide behind a car door whilst being shot at - You'd be dead in real life.
Rant #3) Firework events - stop playing shitty music - I wanna hear JUST the fireworks!!
Rant(s) over.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex cops who already have huge pensions sitting on their asses in speed camera vans in low accident areas. If they must exist let some poor unemployed person do the job , it ain't rocket science ! ( rant over..sort of ) |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?
Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it
Awww
I've been trying everything and it's just not happening so I'm on my way to you now "
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"Why do Ted Baker use a different sizing guide to any other shop in the world "
Ain't that the truth. I've seen stuff I liked but didn't buy because I can't be arsed to study and research their weird sizes. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo
How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity
The gun thing bugs me..
But i have ignored a friend when they did there hair different lol"
The one with guns that annoys me is someone getting shot, but can still aim perfectly? Aye, right. |
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"Ex cops who already have huge pensions sitting on their asses in speed camera vans in low accident areas. If they must exist let some poor unemployed person do the job , it ain't rocket science ! ( rant over..sort of )"
Oh bravo sir. They are "working from home" the silhouette you see in the van is a cardboard cut out... I mean its a speed camera... The equivalent of a yellow box on a stick |
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over a year ago
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"Why do people park their car at the side of yours in an empty car park"
Exactly, I park away from the entrance so not to get my car doors bumped or dented, when I come out the store my car is surrounded wtf grrrr |
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I was going to order a takeaway tonight, (still hungover and can’t be arsed.)
Food would have been about a tenner, five quid in delivery and service charges…
Tin of soup and some cheese on toast it was! |
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"I was going to order a takeaway tonight, (still hungover and can’t be arsed.)
Food would have been about a tenner, five quid in delivery and service charges…
Tin of soup and some cheese on toast it was! "
A winning meal. Yum |
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Decathlon don't take cash. My son rode his push bike 10 miles to spend his pocket money. I get a phone call, mum they don't take cash, can you come and pay by card?
He cycles 4 miles to grandmas to mske his pocket money, cutting grass ect. He's 14 so a hard worker.
I jump in the car, it takes me a 2 hour round trip. Due to road works! 13 mins drive each way normally. I was so cross by tge time I got there, I let rip, but he got a discount. |
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over a year ago
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"Cinema food and drink. Ridiculous price. It'd be cheaper to eat at a Michelin 3 star. "
Agreed, but it’s how they make their money ... not on the films. |
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over a year ago
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"Stick insects are far too good at camouflaging themselves after escaping, I am finding them in the most random places "
That’s cute! Do they ever find their way back to their tank? |
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"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo
How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity "
They reload them while they are going to the toilet. You never see that either. |
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