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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so grumpy and peed off today that i've cracked open the Christmas wine stash  can I join?
Yep, and I like your style!"
I lied, i'm on the last bottle of my Christmas stash  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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I've tried playing "Billy Balloon head" by Massive Wagon.
I'm still n ot fucking happy! Does that count?
It normally puts a smile on me face as well as bein' a rip snorter of a track.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m pretty frowny this evening. I’ll join in if we can sit in silence and just hmph every now and then?
And big sighs?
Definitely. I’m in! "
Grumps unite. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why be grumpy? We’ll all be food for worms before you know it…."
It’s ok to be grumpy, it’s a normal emotion.
Sitting with it, and allowing it to work its way through is good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today 
Don’t come around here with your good mood.
Does your happiness diminish your ability to read?  "
Not at all but I thought my good cheer would help make you all feel more grumpy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care!"
Urgh, I hear you! Save the bath for the weekend, get some Epsom salt, lavender, a glass of bubbles and a candle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?"
Yip…we’ll maybe…mines to try and make me less pissed off and isn’t really working. Doesn’t help the water dripping through my ceiling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?
Yip…we’ll maybe…mines to try and make me less pissed off and isn’t really working. Doesn’t help the water dripping through my ceiling "
Oh  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today
You’re not allowed then 
But it’s not my fault I’m happy "
I’m happy you’re happy, but you’re not grumpy enough for in here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?
Yip…we’ll maybe…mines to try and make me less pissed off and isn’t really working. Doesn’t help the water dripping through my ceiling "
Oh no! You got it leak free the other day 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today
You’re not allowed then
But it’s not my fault I’m happy
I’m happy you’re happy, but you’re not grumpy enough for in here "
So if that makes you happy I’m happy are you even grumpy enough for your own thread? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care!"
I am grumpy now because I would like to have gave you a shower myself and washed and cleaned you up good and proper you dirty girl!! Lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today
You’re not allowed then
But it’s not my fault I’m happy
I’m happy you’re happy, but you’re not grumpy enough for in here
So if that makes you happy I’m happy are you even grumpy enough for your own thread? "
Yes, definitely. Am grumpy girl. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care! I am grumpy now because I would like to have gave you a shower myself and washed and cleaned you up good and proper you dirty girl!! Lol"
I’m afraid this is a grumpy thread only, the inappropriate comment thread is over that way |
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By *obajxMan
over a year ago
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I was already well on the road of turning into Victor Meldrew and work has really pissed me off this last two days
And with regards to an email I received earlier this evening "I don't bloody believe it!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....
Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!
Hhhmmmffft"
Oh sweetheart . I’m so sorry, our furry friends are part of the family aren’t they.
Hugs to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....
Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!
Hhhmmmffft"
I'm grumpier now because of your dog. Last time i properly cried was when a relatives dog was put down 2-3 months ago. Hugs |
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"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....
Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!
Hhhmmmffft
Oh sweetheart . I’m so sorry, our furry friends are part of the family aren’t they.
Hugs to you. "
Thank you for allowing my grumpiness to appear, going to put it back in the box now!
Dislike being grumpy really  |
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"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....
Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!
Hhhmmmffft
I'm grumpier now because of your dog. Last time i properly cried was when a relatives dog was put down 2-3 months ago. Hugs "
Thank you for the grumpiness sharing, my dog was amazing also
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....
Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!
Hhhmmmffft
Oh sweetheart . I’m so sorry, our furry friends are part of the family aren’t they.
Hugs to you.
Thank you for allowing my grumpiness to appear, going to put it back in the box now!
Dislike being grumpy really "
Me too, but sometimes it just is, isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?
Cheering up not required "
Fuck it, not usually a joiner but this fits the bill today. Stupid clock change, stupid dreary dark weather. Im in with the grumps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?
Cheering up not required
Fuck it, not usually a joiner but this fits the bill today. Stupid clock change, stupid dreary dark weather. Im in with the grumps"
Come and grumble over here! |
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"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?
Cheering up not required
Fuck it, not usually a joiner but this fits the bill today. Stupid clock change, stupid dreary dark weather. Im in with the grumps"
Yes, stupid idea to keep changing the clocks. Take the batteries out and leave things the way they were.... Much prefer the ‘light’ world |
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"Yep, full of cold, been a week now and it's just getting worse. Fed up "
Rubbish, you should be getting over the worst of it by now. Have you tried vit c and zinc Fingers crossed ( but in a grumpy way of course!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My family threw out most of a bread and butter pudding without even offering me any. Too right I'm fucking grumpy grrrr"
Err wtf! I’d go further and be a bit fucked off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grumpy is my default position these days. Like death, taxes, sore knees and varifocals, grumpiness is an inevitable consequence of ageing.
I’m learning to embrace it and beginning to enjoy pissing on the bonfires of naive young things who think they can change the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Covid booster has kicked my arse so I'm ridiculously grumpy, and I can't even lie on my normal side to snuggle up as my whole arm hurts  "
Ambidextrous snuggling is a useful skill. Embrace the opportunity! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Covid booster has kicked my arse so I'm ridiculously grumpy, and I can't even lie on my normal side to snuggle up as my whole arm hurts "
Oh . That sounds shit. |
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My rescue dog peed all over the top of the stair carpet, i feel crap after flu jab, have a video interview at 10 and a ton of stuff to get through in the current job all last minute dropped on me and expected to just get through and dickheads who dont check your diary before adding you to other meetings then say ohhh well you need to be in this one - like i dont need to be in the other… not sure Im grumpy enough - what you think? X |
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"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please? 
Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib
I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared” "
…and a Girl Guide - can’t for the life of me remember which one used that motto…  |
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"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?
Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib
I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared”
…and a Girl Guide - can’t for the life of me remember which one used that motto… "
Boy Scouts, I think. I might have been more inclined to join if they'd had members like yourself. |
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"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?
Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib
I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared”
…and a Girl Guide - can’t for the life of me remember which one used that motto…
Boy Scouts, I think. I might have been more inclined to join if they'd had members like yourself. "
They wouldn’t take girls when I was that age - not for want of trying though. They always had much better stuff going on that I wanted to do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shopper one: I hear the credit crunch means eggs are going up again.
Shopper two: Well, that'll surprise a few chickens.
Guessing barred from joining the grumpy club...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shopper one: I hear the credit crunch means eggs are going up again.
Shopper two: Well, that'll surprise a few chickens.
Guessing barred from joining the grumpy club...! "
Made me laugh though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..
"You're not you when you're hungry".
How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."
I'm not grumpy, just sayin'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..
"You're not you when you're hungry".
How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."
I'm not grumpy, just sayin'
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It is four days old to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..
"You're not you when you're hungry".
How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."
I'm not grumpy, just sayin'
It is four days old to be fair "
And you need to be mean...
Going to listen "Gloomy Sunday", to cheer me up, don't like your club, don't like the people. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..
"You're not you when you're hungry".
How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."
I'm not grumpy, just sayin'
It is four days old to be fair
And you need to be mean...
Going to listen "Gloomy Sunday", to cheer me up, don't like your club, don't like the people. "
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