"A chicken and bacon stew with a puffy pillow on top?!
I’ve half a mind to complain…"
Complain!
Proper pie is gorgeous filling encased in buttery shortcrust pastry in the correct proportions, not some random bit of frozen puff that disintegrates on contact.
It's a ruddy scandal. |
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"A chicken and bacon stew with a puffy pillow on top?!
I’ve half a mind to complain…
Complain!
Proper pie is gorgeous filling encased in buttery shortcrust pastry in the correct proportions, not some random bit of frozen puff that disintegrates on contact.
It's a ruddy scandal."
You had me at buttery shortcrust pastry.
OP eat it then complain. |
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"A chicken and bacon stew with a puffy pillow on top?!
I’ve half a mind to complain…
Complain!
Proper pie is gorgeous filling encased in buttery shortcrust pastry in the correct proportions, not some random bit of frozen puff that disintegrates on contact.
It's a ruddy scandal.
You had me at buttery shortcrust pastry.
OP eat it then complain. "
Better plan, the lid will explode on contact all over your nice clothes so they can pay for the meal and the dry cleaning 
Proper shortcrust is half lard, half butter, heaven. |
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It's a post-brexit pie. There was a lack of floor because there was a lack of lorry drivers to deliver it, and now there's a lack of pastry due to all the bakers becoming lorry drivers. It'll all balance out in the end.
Still, I'd complain though. It's not a real pie unless you can eat it hand held.
That sounds like soup with a flat cap on. |
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it’s not a pie without sides and a bottom unless it’s cottage pie or shepherds pie 
