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For all you know, he might be a real bigwig at Web Development.
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"There was a spider on my wall when I went to sleep last night. It's in the same spot this morning. Should I wake it up incase it's late for work? " It's probably got a day off | |||
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"That’s very considerate of you
For all you know, he might be a real bigwig at Web Development.
"Can I hug you? | |||
"Maybe it was keeping watch over you throygh the night incase the flies came "I like this thought | |||
"There was a spider on my wall when I went to sleep last night. It's in the same spot this morning. Should I wake it up incase it's late for work? It's probably got a day off "Wouldn't thank me in that case. Although how cool is it when you know you can pull the covers back over you and get an extra half hour? | |||
"I wouldn't have slept "It probably thought the same thing 'Fuuuuuuckin hell, I'm staying away from that big fucker' | |||
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"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk "Just a normal one. Must work in the mail room or something | |||
"That’s very considerate of you
For all you know, he might be a real bigwig at Web Development.
Can I hug you?"Anytime. | |||
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"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep! "Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female | |||
"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk
Just a normal one. Must work in the mail room or something "Ohh that’s not so bad then have you gave him a name | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female "‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider.  | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female "Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!! Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider. "Wouldn’t it be ‘Arry? | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!
Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment "Innit | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider. " | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!
Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment "Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened  | |||
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"Ewwww, ha ha ha! " Sorry | |||
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"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk "I'm sure I caught one of those the other week, it went stomping across the floor so I put a glass over it and went back to my book. 15 minutes later I'm hearing tiny little tapping ting sounds coming from the glass. The little fecker is hitting the glass with his fangs! | |||
"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk
I'm sure I caught one of those the other week, it went stomping across the floor so I put a glass over it and went back to my book. 15 minutes later I'm hearing tiny little tapping ting sounds coming from the glass. The little fecker is hitting the glass with his fangs! " Sounds about right they are huge i lifted a towel the other day and one crawled up my arm  I squealed the place down apparently September/October is mating season and they come indoors to find females | |||
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"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider.
Wouldn’t it be ‘Arry? "More like Hairy... | |||
"I thought they came indoors for some heat "They come indoors for something but it ain't heat  | |||
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"Bring it some breakfast. Bit of poached fly should do it. " | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!
Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment
Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened "How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web? | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!
Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment
Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened
How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?" or | |||
"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk
I'm sure I caught one of those the other week, it went stomping across the floor so I put a glass over it and went back to my book. 15 minutes later I'm hearing tiny little tapping ting sounds coming from the glass. The little fecker is hitting the glass with his fangs!
Sounds about right they are huge i lifted a towel the other day and one crawled up my arm I squealed the place down apparently September/October is mating season and they come indoors to find females "nope there allways in your home you just see them more at this time of year because there mooching about looking for a fuck. also if you have huge ones then you have some sort of other insect problem in your house the bigger they are the worse it must be. | |||
"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!
Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment
Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened
How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?
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"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!
Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female
Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!
Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment
Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened
How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?
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"No.. sing it a lullaby. " Will it have me for dinner though? Oh, I was just about to post an update. Just got home and it's still in the same spot!!! Wiggling it's front legs like saying 'Where have you been??' I think said dinner is ruined | |||
"No.. sing it a lullaby. Will it have me for dinner though? Oh, I was just about to post an update. Just got home and it's still in the same spot!!! Wiggling it's front legs like saying 'Where have you been??' I think said dinner is ruined " What are realistic chances it mutates over the night to a size of a horse and decides you look good as a nocturnal snack. | |||
"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk
I'm sure I caught one of those the other week, it went stomping across the floor so I put a glass over it and went back to my book. 15 minutes later I'm hearing tiny little tapping ting sounds coming from the glass. The little fecker is hitting the glass with his fangs!
Sounds about right they are huge i lifted a towel the other day and one crawled up my arm I squealed the place down apparently September/October is mating season and they come indoors to find females nope there allways in your home you just see them more at this time of year because there mooching about looking for a fuck. also if you have huge ones then you have some sort of other insect problem in your house the bigger they are the worse it must be.
"Or I live in the country with a farmers field at the bottom of my garden, which had recently been harvested and their habitat being destroyed came looking for a new home and a shag. | |||
