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Weren't hungry like the wolf
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
And Billy Idol was really idle. |
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over a year ago
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What if The Beatles didn't Let It Be  |
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over a year ago
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What if Rick Astley gave you up and let you down? |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
london |
Adam and the Ants are rude paupers |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Guns and Roses knocked on Heaven's door instead. |
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Engelbert humperdinck as never humped a dinck in his life. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
What if Whitney did have it all |
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What if the Beastie Boys went to sleep before Brooklyn |
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over a year ago
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What if Madonna really was a Virgin?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kid creole and the coconuts
Well first he wasn't a kid he was an adult, and the weren't coconuts they were people |
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What if girls didn't want to have fun |
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over a year ago
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What if it was my party and I didn’t want to cry if I wanted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Uptown funk didn't give it to ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Oasis didn't roll with it |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
What if it wasn't raining men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Bob Marley did worry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If The Proclaimers didn’t walk 500 miles then walk 500 more |
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By *me2u2Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
What if Elvis Costello didn't pump it up ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if the thigh bone doesn’t connect to knee bone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shaggy what if it was him! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"What if Elvis Costello didn't pump it up ?"
Or those Girls didn't talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if boys do cry
Especially with those movies with golden labradors  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is it wasn’t raining men |
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"What if girls didn't want to have fun"
Nooooooooo  |
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What if Billy Joel actually started the fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Lynyrd Skynyrd didn't find Alabama a Sweet Home? |
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What if Amy Winehouse said yes to rehab |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
What if The Beatles really did all live in a Yellow Submarine? |
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What if You're Sex Wasn't On Fire?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if bob Marley liked marmalade instead of jam |
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What if I wasn't always in the kitchen at parties? |
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or what if Chic Had Bad Times Instead?
or if Elton John Wasn't Really a Rocket Man?
or if the Rolling Stones didn't get any Brown Sugar... Might be why they couldn't get no satisfaction?
Also, what if Keef didn't Paint it Black? |
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"What if bob Marley liked marmalade instead of jam"
Or didn't like his doughnuts with Jam in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Salt & Pepper pulled it |
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"What if Rick Astley gave you up and let you down?"
I bet he would also desert you too.. What a bastard lol |
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"Salt & Pepper pulled it"
Or didn't talk about sex |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
What if Gloria didn't survive? |
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What if the Kaiser Chiefs Didn't Predict the Riot? |
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or Rhianna didn't go out with an Umbrella & had a hat instead? |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
What if the rythmn did't get Gloria?? |
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What if Bruce Springsteen wasn't Born in the USA? |
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What if Shakiras hips were actually lying this whole time? |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
Or no-one was in when Lionel called to say "hello" |
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over a year ago
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"What if Shakiras hips were actually lying this whole time?"
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
What if Roy stayed in a Motel for the night? |
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What if Duran Duran wasn't Barberella's nemesis?
Then what would they be called?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if the Sweet child wasn't O'mine? |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
What if Nick was given a puzzle instead? |
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What if Britney Spears Didn't Do it Again??? |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
The Police couldn't find a message in a bottle? |
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"What if Shakiras hips were actually lying this whole time?
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or if her breasts weren't small & humble? |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
What is Tiffany hadn't found herself alone?!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if she wasn't wearing the boots with the furrrrrrrr? |
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What if Toto sung about Newport instead? |
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What if Cardi B was DAP instead of WAP
Dry Ass Pussy |
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What if They Did Forget About Dre |
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What if Vienna did mean something to him?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Sir Tom Jones it was usual |
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or if Nicki Minaj's Bass wasn't Super??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Free were definitely not all right now |
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"What if Vienna did mean something to him??"
Must be why he was Dancing with Tears in His Eyes |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
What about if she was working in a pub instead of a cocktail bar? |
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"What if Shakiras hips were actually lying this whole time?
or if her breasts weren't small & humble? "
Had a little internal tussle with myself as to which lyric to go with! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Whicita line man was off the line |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
It was silver instead of "Gold" |
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What if Steppenwolf were not Born to Be Wild?
& were Born to be Mild? |
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The Dark side of the moon isn't Dark |
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"It was silver instead of "Gold""
or it was False instead of True? |
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What if they arrived late for breakfast at Tiffany’s and had to have lunch? |
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"What if Shakiras hips were actually lying this whole time?
or if her breasts weren't small & humble?
Had a little internal tussle with myself as to which lyric to go with!"
All good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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U2
Found what they were looking for |
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What if Lil Nas X forgot to take his horse to the Old Town Road?
LvM |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
It was a Town called Alice |
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or Katy Perry Didn't Kiss a Girl as she didn't like it? |
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"It was a Town called Alice"
What if the Jam didn't Go Underground? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the rain wasn't purple? |
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"If the rain wasn't purple?"
Then Doves Don't Cry  |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
"or Katy Perry Didn't Kiss a Girl as she didn't like it? "
And was then unable to "Roar" |
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"What if The Beatles really did all live in a Yellow Submarine?"
And he wasn't either the egg man or the walrus?? |
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Def Leppard didn't want to get rocked
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Depeche Mode didn't have a Personal Jesus, or Enjoy the Silence.... |
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"Def Leppard didn't want to get rocked
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or have sugar poured on them ? |
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"What if The Beatles really did all live in a Yellow Submarine?
And he wasn't either the egg man or the walrus??"
It was "Tomorrow" |
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"What if The Beatles really did all live in a Yellow Submarine?
And he wasn't either the egg man or the walrus??
It was "Tomorrow""
They didn't Twist & Shout either |
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What if Massive Attack did finish their sympathy? |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
"What if The Beatles really did all live in a Yellow Submarine?
And he wasn't either the egg man or the walrus??
It was "Tomorrow"
They didn't Twist & Shout either "
Probably because there wasn't enough room on the yellow submarine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if The Police did stand so close to me |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
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Whan if Stan Ridgway had never got lost in the Jungle?? |
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"What if The Beatles really did all live in a Yellow Submarine?
And he wasn't either the egg man or the walrus??
It was "Tomorrow"
They didn't Twist & Shout either
Probably because there wasn't enough room on the yellow submarine"
They won't "Let It Be" then |
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"Whan if Stan Ridgway had never got lost in the Jungle?? "
Guns N Roses weren't Welcome in the Jungle either |
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What if Pink Floyd were really bricklayers ? |
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"What if Pink Floyd were really bricklayers ?"
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"What if The Police did stand so close to me"
They wouldn't be "So Lonely" |
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Talk talk were on a path to somewhere ... |
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if Nick Cave had a Red Left Hand? |
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Meat Loaf actually did do that
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What if something else mattered to Metallica. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buck's Fizz didnt make their mind up lol |
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What if it was the start for The Doors ? |
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What if those good ol' boys weren't into whiskey & rye??
& What if those Africans actually did know it was Xmas....
& When the sun shined on TV - what if the curtains were closed!
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What if The Art of Noise were really really far away from the edge ? |
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"What if The Police did stand so close to me
They wouldn't be "So Lonely" "
Or watching every step you take! |
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What if Elvis had loads of people round tonight ? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
What if the Urban Cookie Collective didnt have the key OR the secret?!?
Bob.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Geldof secretly loved Mondays. |
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"What if Geldof secretly loved Mondays."
& the Bangles Monday's were not Manic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if you havent done anything today to make you feel proud? Don’t tell Heather Small… |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
"What if Geldof secretly loved Mondays.
& the Bangles Monday's were not Manic?"
Because it was actually "Monday Monday"? |
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"What if Geldof secretly loved Mondays.
& the Bangles Monday's were not Manic?
Because it was actually "Monday Monday"?"
That's why they Didn't Walk Like An Egyptian then |
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"U2
Found what they were looking for"
And when they got there the streets did have names! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Freddie and the boys were actually runners up? |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
What if Mustang Sally got a G Whizz |
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What if Stacey's Mom was a minger? |
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"U2
Found what they were looking for
And when they got there the streets did have names! "
It was an Ugly Night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Billie Jean was his lover? |
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or if the Rembrandts Weren't there for You |
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"What if Billie Jean was his lover?"
Nah, it was Ben |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
What if Pearl wasn’t a singer ? |
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"What if Billie Jean was his lover?
Nah, it was Ben "
or Clean Claire as Diana wasn't Dirty |
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And what if Mr Adams never got that 6 string? |
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"What if Billie Jean was his lover?
Nah, it was Ben
or Clean Claire as Diana wasn't Dirty"
Can't Blame it on the Boogie... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If everything Bryan Adams did was for someone else altogether? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stevie Wonder called to slag you right off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruce was born in Cleethorpes |
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"Bruce was born in Cleethorpes"
He didn't run either |
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What if Everybody Didn't Need Somebody to Love... |
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& Coldplay can't Fix You either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Britney didnt work bitch |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
what is Smokie had lived next door to Dave?!! |
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You ever wonder what might have happened if Frankie hadn't said relax..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if nirvana smells like old spice |
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"Britney didnt work bitch"
Dolly Parton did 7 - 11 instead |
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"What if nirvana smells like old spice "
That will be because they didn't come as they were |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if REM weren’t losing their religion? |
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"What if REM weren’t losing their religion?"
Doubt they would be Shiny Happy People.
Kenneth didn't know the Frequency. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marvin heard it through the thin walls |
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or the Red Hot Chilli Peppers didn't go
Under The Bridge... |
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"Marvin heard it through the thin walls"
Def no Sexual Healing then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sinatra did it your way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Black Sabbath didn't get Paranoid |
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"Sinatra did it your way"
Los Angeles... Los Angeles |
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"What if Black Sabbath didn't get Paranoid "
He got the Sensible Bus instead of the Crazy Train |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if Boys cried their eyes out. Would they find The Cure |
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"Weren't hungry like the wolf
Your turn "
Thanks OP, this is a very amusing thread |
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"What if Boys cried their eyes out. Would they find The Cure "
Thursday's he's in Love then, as they are not Inbetween Days |
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"What if Boys cried their eyes out. Would they find The Cure
Thursday's he's in Love then, as they are not Inbetween Days "
Sent a Fax to Francis |
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Was school .. out or in for Alice Cooper ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And Queen were happy being in captivity |
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"Was school .. out or in for Alice Cooper ?"
Did the Teacher Really Leave those Kids Alone?? |
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"And Queen were happy being in captivity "
They rode a Skateboard too & preferred Ladies with Small Bottoms  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And Procol Harum we’re happy with black |
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What if they didn't leave their hat on ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if they didn't give Motley Crue the dirt |
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What if the Wurzels bought a tractor.... |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
"What if the Wurzels bought a tractor...."
And what if he had 43 acres and she only 20?? |
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What if the doves didn’t cry, what would it sound like? Miss pc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And you did brake Whitesnakes heart, but just the once |
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What if you did,t help me rhonda yeah get her out of my heart.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And Pink Floyds diamond was sensible and dull |
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"And you did brake Whitesnakes heart, but just the once"
And what if they didn't go again.
Or there was love in the outskirts of the town
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if The Boomtown Rats liked Mondays? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
What if Kenneth didn't know the frequency?
What if they pushed a hippo u the stairs instead?
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
What if Amadeus didn't rock me? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"If the rain wasn't purple?"
Or red. |
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What if there were no hills for Kate bush run up? |
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What if Uptown girl, had already had a back street guy, because her momma had told her why. Do you think Billy Joel would have still tried? |
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