watching the new dating show with Gok Wan (he is presenting it....i'm not watching it with him sat on my sofa  )
so, contestants have to divuge 3 secrets to their potential date, what would yours be???
mine would be....
1) i have a David Coulthard cut out behind my wardrobe
2) i was once offered £700 to put my heel down a mans japs eye
3) i like cliff richard christmas songs
think that last one might see me stay single forever   |
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"watching the new dating show with Gok Wan (he is presenting it....i'm not watching it with him sat on my sofa )
so, contestants have to divuge 3 secrets to their potential date, what would yours be???
mine would be....
1) i have David Beckham in my wardrobe
2) i was once offered £7 to put my eel in a japs eye
3) i orgasm everytime i hear a cliff richard christmas song
think that last one might see me stay single forever "
Mistletoe & Wine anyone |
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over a year ago
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My secrets:
1. Just on my way home and 3 guys offered me £50 to show them my lady bits.....errr.....NO.
2. I'm actually quite shy 
3. I have no real secrets to tell |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I can picture Gok's face as you said number 2... for me it'd be
I'm a virgin
I'm painfully shy
My two alternative male personalities gang up on me sometimes and my testosterone levels soar |
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1) I can sing the first four lines of 'How much is that doggy in the window' backwards and note perfect.
2) I once eagerly asked my best two pals to look at the centrepages in a porno mag only for them to find the pages stuck together! 
3) I was once jealous of a mate cos he pulled the girl I liked so when he went to the toilet I told her he usually beat his women and she dumped him and went home with me instead. oops  |
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"3) I was once jealous of a mate cos he pulled the girl I liked so when he went to the toilet I told her he usually beat his women and she dumped him and went home with me instead. oops
tut tut "
But I had to! She was frickin gorgeous!! 6' tall, long brunette hair, perfect blue eyes, legs upto her armpits, the sexiest butt you ever saw, tits like man they were soooo fine!! I had to have her!
She wasn't very bright though as when I tried to have a convo with her in the morning it was like talking to Mr Blobby!   |
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"3) I was once jealous of a mate cos he pulled the girl I liked so when he went to the toilet I told her he usually beat his women and she dumped him and went home with me instead. oops
tut tut
But I had to! She was frickin gorgeous!! 6' tall, long brunette hair, perfect blue eyes, legs upto her armpits, the sexiest butt you ever saw, tits like man they were soooo fine!! I had to have her!
She wasn't very bright though as when I tried to have a convo with her in the morning it was like talking to Mr Blobby! "
 Karma! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"3) I was once jealous of a mate cos he pulled the girl I liked so when he went to the toilet I told her he usually beat his women and she dumped him and went home with me instead. oops
tut tut
But I had to! She was frickin gorgeous!! 6' tall, long brunette hair, perfect blue eyes, legs upto her armpits, the sexiest butt you ever saw, tits like man they were soooo fine!! I had to have her!
She wasn't very bright though as when I tried to have a convo with her in the morning it was like talking to Mr Blobby!
Karma! "
Ditto, serves you right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1 how did ya fit the cardboard chin behind yer wardrobe ?
2 keep yer heel the feck away from ma japs eye
3 yeah you'll die a spinster and be damped to eternity in the fiery depths of hell for even joking about liking such pish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1) I sometimes talk and moan in my sleep.
2) I have been known to eat cold takeaway the morning after a night out. 
3) I have been known to be sick during a meet - thats the end of all future meets lol |
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"Glad I've never made you sick  even after I cooked "
hopefully it was down to the crazy amounts of alcohol he drank.. if not i can add 'a man vomited 3 times after seeing me naked' to my list lol |
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"Glad I've never made you sick even after I cooked
hopefully it was down to the crazy amounts of alcohol he drank.. if not i can add 'a man vomited 3 times after seeing me naked' to my list lol"
It was saving you from the drinks everyone bought you. Nothing to do with nakedness.
I was being a knight in shining armour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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3 secrets eh !!!!!!!
1/ i have had miss uk round to our house.
2/ i have had a spiky heel down my opened man hole and liked it and have the pic to prove but it got rejected on here,never even tried uploading the pic of it in my back door.
3/ i cried watching bambi but was 6 at the time |
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"Glad I've never made you sick even after I cooked
hopefully it was down to the crazy amounts of alcohol he drank.. if not i can add 'a man vomited 3 times after seeing me naked' to my list lol
It was saving you from the drinks everyone bought you. Nothing to do with nakedness.
I was being a knight in shining armour "
awwwww my hero  lmao |
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"Glad I've never made you sick even after I cooked
hopefully it was down to the crazy amounts of alcohol he drank.. if not i can add 'a man vomited 3 times after seeing me naked' to my list lol
It was saving you from the drinks everyone bought you. Nothing to do with nakedness.
I was being a knight in shining armour
awwwww my hero lmao "
The sacrifice I made that night. Lol |
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I once DJ'd at a party for a couple of hundred people while dressed in nothing but a cape and a scouser wig.
I made and still own a Jedi night costume.
I own and know how to operate a sewing machine (see above)
I'm going to die alone. |
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