found some quotes that are in the spoof and they made me chuckle..Can you write your own shed based porn ?
We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.
Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though.
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Yep, I follow Fifty Sheds, as well as Fifty Shades of Shit. Funniest thing ever though was Fifty Shades.. as read by Gilbert Gottfried. Think it was either College Humour or Funny or Die that did it |
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