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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Happening...a Mark Wahlberg film about aliens I think but omg it was dire"
The one with the plants killing people with pollen? I watched it all the way through just incase he got his top off   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nine (not "9") was fucking terrible, that and Anchorman 2 are the only two films I've walked out of in the cinema 
LvM"
Googling ‘none’ now, I haven’t heard of it before.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watched M Night Shymalanalalnanan's new film "Old" this weekend.
It was so bad we laughed the whole way through which probably means it's not the worst ever because it did give entertainment just not the intended kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Film you’ve seen?
Forget your favourites, which one made you throw your popcorn away?
For me it was ‘Ted 2’, utter twash!
How about you? "
American Pie 4. Got it free from work, watched about 1/4 of it and turned off. Utter dross. |
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Top Cat: The Movie
Awful!
After something happens in it, it had about 2 minutes of black screen and the characters panicking, for it then to be revealed they just had their eyes closed and everything comes back. That's the quality of the jokes in it.
It's the only film I've nearly walked out on and the only my kids have asked to leave. We only stayed as it was raining outside. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Wonderwoman 2. I really enjoyed the first one. I lasted 40 minutes with the second one"
I had to stop watching this one. It was when they stole the jet (A tornado, which I've worked on) which has tandem seats (one behind the other) then in the cockpit shots they were sat side by side. Which would have made it 3 times wider on the inside as it was on the outside. |
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"Film you’ve seen?
Forget your favourites, which one made you throw your popcorn away?
For me it was ‘Ted 2’, utter twash!
How about you? "
Never mind 2 I thought one was a disgrace  however cute the Teddy might look  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything with Ryan Gosling in - what a waste of oxygen he is.  "
Because he’s gorgeous and married to a stunning woman and a millionaire. Plus he’s super fit, if we’re talking about stealing oxygen then you’d probably consume more than he does based on your lungs having to work harder than his.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweeny todd. Utter shit  "
This and cats are the only two films I’ve ever walked out on in a cinema!
With sweeny Todd I exchanged the tickets and watched alien v predator instead.
With cats it was Xmas eve 2019 I’d take my daughter and her friend. I left them in there and had a coffee in the Costa inside the cinema foyer and people watched instead! |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Sweeny todd. Utter shit
This and cats are the only two films I’ve ever walked out on in a cinema!
With sweeny Todd I exchanged the tickets and watched alien v predator instead.
With cats it was Xmas eve 2019 I’d take my daughter and her friend. I left them in there and had a coffee in the Costa inside the cinema foyer and people watched instead! "
God I forgot about Sweeney Todd. Ray Winstone looking like a particularly ugly potato in grotty Y fronts grunting away at Hayley Atwell.
Terrible casting choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just 1?
Ted - only funny scene was the squabble in hotel room. I thought it appalling. Never saw the second.
Sicario - saw that in the cinema, started off good. Got progressively worse and no, I didn't get the time back - I couldn't imagine why they went on to make Sicario 2
Buried - crap throughout and extremely disappointing end but to be fair, what was I expecting with that title of the movie? |
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"Anything with Ryan Gosling in - what a waste of oxygen he is. "
Not liking someone as an actor is one thing, but calling them a waste of oxygen is a bit too much 
It's Shazam! for me....terrible, terrible, terrible movie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just recently I couldn’t finish a Bruce Willis film called Cosmic Sin. I can only assume that they blew the budget on his fee as it’s set in the year 2524 and they’re still driving pick up trucks and firing machine guns. Awful, I lasted 30 mins, and that was a struggle |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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Seen too many and have too poor memory to be able to pick a worst have been fooled several times by enticing loooking horror film dvd covers then get home watch it and it’s utter shite
Worst recently was a locally shot film called “muscle” about a bloke who became a bodybuilder without ever actually looking like he lifted weights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jaws 4 - the revenge.
Based on a plot that the shark followed the family from the previous films to where they were living on the other side of the world..because sharks are like that, I'm surprised there isn't a scene where the shark hires a hitman to do the job for him for good..
In the last scene the shark even roars -like a lion..
-Absolute manure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ghostrider
It was the only time I ever walked out of the cinema!
Horrible Bosses comes a close second.
Oh there's so many! Don't get me started  "
Ghost Rider…i’d forgotten about that. Drivel, pure and simple. Watched it all with my ex-wife. She had a thing for Sam Elliot and I was quite taken with Eva Mendes.
To be fair to Nick Cage, he made the film knowing it wasn’t going to be good as he was a fan of the comic books. |
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"Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd without the main stars from first (good) film was rubbish."
That goes for all sequels that use different casts. Eg home alone without culkin, the America pie one with the different cast etc.
Overall, shite comedies appear to be figuring very prominently in this list |
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"Green Street.
Elijah Wood attempting to act hard and failing miserably and Charlie Hunham who has one of the worst cockney accents I've ever heard.
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Wood wasn’t trying to act hard. That was the whole point, soft American lad getting mixed in with football hooligans.
Worst cockney accent still belongs to dick van dyke. Although he has been rebranded as Penis Truck Lesbian to bring him more up to date |
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Strong mention for Far And Away, with Tom Cruise hamming it up with a shite “oh begorrah” Irish accent, delivering a truly awful dialogue. No Irish actors available, it seems ... or they read the story and said fuck that. |
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"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films
Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring "
When I was made to watch it a second time I vomited half way through, that was preferable |
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"I walked out of the cinema during Oliver Stones, The Doors!
Absolute shite!
I would have walked out of Natural Born Killers if a young lady hadn't invited me."
I walked out on Born On The 4th of July. |
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"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films
Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring
When I was made to watch it a second time I vomited half way through, that was preferable "
Fuck, what had you done to be sentenced to a second viewing? |
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"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films "
This was the first film I watched in the cinema without adults supervising! We went as part of someone's birthday party and the cinema was full of 12/13yo school children, hyped up on sugar. We had a brilliant time  |
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"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films
Didn’t really have suspense on its side. But fuck, it was long and boring
When I was made to watch it a second time I vomited half way through, that was preferable
Fuck, what had you done to be sentenced to a second viewing? "
My sister tortured me with it |
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"Titanic!!!! The worst bore In the history of films
This was the first film I watched in the cinema without adults supervising! We went as part of someone's birthday party and the cinema was full of 12/13yo school children, hyped up on sugar. We had a brilliant time "
I cannot think of anything worse 
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