It hurts

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hangover horn, why does it happen? It hurts to move

but I’ve got a raging boner.

I’m just so conflicted

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HAVE A WANK!!

OOPS SORRY FOR SHOUTING

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"HAVE A WANK!!

OOPS SORRY FOR SHOUTING"

That’s the problem though, wanking makes it hurt more, unless I go really slowly and then it’s not a wank anymore