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over a year ago
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"Jebus
Gawd
Feck
 I use them lots  "
Fuck nugget
Cock womble
Knob Jockey
Margaret Thatcher
Although that last one is only used in extreme circumstances |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive found my people 
my favourite will always be cunt.
but i find 'whopper' and 'bellringer' also brighten my day Px "
I had a friend who we used to call hammer toe whopper skull. You can probably guess why |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bellend gets dropped on the regular when I'm driving too
LvM"
Bellend describes everyone. It doesn’t matter if I love or hate them, they’re all bellends |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Moron, dick wad , twat seem to be high on my list.
I throw in “bitch” quite a lot
Example
“Brad, stop being such a little bitch all the time”
Or in a good way:
“Bitch, you are my soulmate”
Also does slute count? Cos I call my mum a slute too x in a good way tho but I might see how this might seem kinda offensive at first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Moron, dick wad , twat seem to be high on my list.
I throw in “bitch” quite a lot
Example
“Brad, stop being such a little bitch all the time”
Or in a good way:
“Bitch, you are my soulmate”
Also does slute count? Cos I call my mum a slute too x in a good way tho but I might see how this might seem kinda offensive at first"
I think the general rule is if you’d call your mother it it isn’t a real swear word |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do love a good swear, and you can be so creative with them. Some of my favourites:
Wankspangle
Spunktrumpet
Fucknugget
Cockwomble"
It’s amazing how near enough every swear word in this thread is genital related |
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"I do love a good swear, and you can be so creative with them. Some of my favourites:
Wankspangle
Spunktrumpet
Fucknugget
Cockwomble
It’s amazing how near enough every swear word in this thread is genital related "
I know right?
One of the joys of English is that you can take ordinary words and turn them into a swear or an insult just by adding “total”, “utter” or “absolute” in front of it. Examples:
You utter spoon!
You absolute turnip!
You total sponge!
Combine that with a swear and you get things like “You complete and utter wankbiscuit!” Which is just pure gold (thanks to the late, great Rik Mayall for that one). |
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Cunthooks (a greeting ie,"hey cunthooks !").
Shitfaced (on the way to being fucked).
Fucked (see above x2).
Shitbag (usually uttered under the breath after losing).
Shite (a quick jerk action to anything that I can't find a word for).
Shite hawk (a bounder,a scallion).
Fuckinell (an expression used throughout the day,from joy to lose of hope for someone).
These are a few of my favourites but I do like a bit of imagination aswell as :-
Fart knocker
Clunge
And much more...  |
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"Cunthooks (a greeting ie,"hey cunthooks !").
Shitfaced (on the way to being fucked).
Fucked (see above x2).
Shitbag (usually uttered under the breath after losing).
Shite (a quick jerk action to anything that I can't find a word for).
Shite hawk (a bounder,a scallion).
Fuckinell (an expression used throughout the day,from joy to lose of hope for someone).
These are a few of my favourites but I do like a bit of imagination aswell as :-
Fart knocker
Clunge
And much more "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calling someone like your boss a silly custard..( hybrid of cunt and bastard) and they don't have a clue..
I’ve never heard that one before "
I made it up when he was being particularly obnoxious one afternoon. |
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"Calling someone like your boss a silly custard..( hybrid of cunt and bastard) and they don't have a clue..
I’ve never heard that one before
I made it up when he was being particularly obnoxious one afternoon."
I call my boss a lot worse but we get on so I can get away with it |
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