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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those fucking stensils some folk put on their walls saying shit like life's about learning to dance in the rain
Keep calm and drink tea."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I won't be able to get to sleep now! |
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over a year ago
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"Those fucking stensils some folk put on their walls saying shit like life's about learning to dance in the rain"
I have a phobia of them ones who put the “live love laugh” one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those fucking stensils some folk put on their walls saying shit like life's about learning to dance in the rain
I have a phobia of them ones who put the “live love laugh” one
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That's just changed my life. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A spider crawling into my vagina and laying eggs and waking up a single mum to a million spider babies.
And clowns. "
You'd love them if they were your spider children. Mothers instinct |
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"A spider crawling into my vagina and laying eggs and waking up a single mum to a million spider babies.
And clowns.
You'd love them if they were your spider children. Mothers instinct "
I’m not ready for the commitment. I couldnt support them on my own. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Falling from a height"
Do you ever get it when you're about to drop off to sleep and you then feel like your plummeting to the ground and wake up with a huge gasp? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anything tarantula or clown related.
or the dark.
or being alone.
me? a big baby? no!  Px "
I had two spiders on me earlier when I had to clean out a few things from my garage. Got inside, took my coat off and found a 3rd. Took a bus ride on me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds "
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anything tarantula or clown related.
or the dark.
or being alone.
me? a big baby? no! Px
I had two spiders on me earlier when I had to clean out a few things from my garage. Got inside, took my coat off and found a 3rd. Took a bus ride on me."
don't.
my bairns were doing a sort through of clothes and shite earlier when a tarantula appeared and did a houdini in the pile.. and being that my partner wasn't here, i had to grab my metaphorical balls, and save us (through the tears streaming down my face)
i don't want to be an adult anymore.
Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those fucking stensils some folk put on their walls saying shit like life's about learning to dance in the rain
I have a phobia of them ones who put the “live love laugh” one
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In my experience they're usually shitty people. Maybe I'm just a judgemental prick?
DIE CRY HATE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A spider crawling into my vagina and laying eggs and waking up a single mum to a million spider babies.
And clowns.
You'd love them if they were your spider children. Mothers instinct "
And if they we're your clown children |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!"
Ohh gawd that sounds awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A spider crawling into my vagina and laying eggs and waking up a single mum to a million spider babies.
And clowns. "
Awww! Apart from the vagina bit, that sounds really appealing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful "
I got attacked by a magpie once. When I lived in Lincoln. Was known to attack people with hats or hoods up. It didn't give me a phobia but it freaked me out at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A spider crawling into my vagina and laying eggs and waking up a single mum to a million spider babies.
And clowns. "
… I’ll be dreaming about a spider doing that now…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful "
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!  |
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"A spider crawling into my vagina and laying eggs and waking up a single mum to a million spider babies.
And clowns.
… I’ll be dreaming about a spider doing that now… "
I’m sorry. I hate being alone in this fear so I like to spread it.
Welcome to the ‘I can never sleep without pants’ club. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
I got attacked by a magpie once. When I lived in Lincoln. Was known to attack people with hats or hoods up. It didn't give me a phobia but it freaked me out at the time."
They are evil feckers there are three that come here and dance all over the roof it sounds like it’s going to cave in whatever they are at |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life! "
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Senility!
Mind you, if I don't know I've got it then I guess there's nothing to worry about then.....???
Mind you, forgetting me relatives is a definite bonus.BINGO!!!
Just as long as I'm not aggressive. That would really upset me. I'm not like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you "
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!!"
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!!"
Ohh no reminds me of my aunts cockatiel used to sit on the curtain pole and just stare at me
Iv no idea and why do they let them out to flap and poop everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!!
Ohh no reminds me of my aunts cockatiel used to sit on the curtain pole and just stare at me
Iv no idea and why do they let them out to flap and poop everywhere "
It wasn’t the nicest house.. bird shit all over their parquet floor |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!!
Ohh no reminds me of my aunts cockatiel used to sit on the curtain pole and just stare at me
Iv no idea and why do they let them out to flap and poop everywhere
It wasn’t the nicest house.. bird shit all over their parquet floor "
ohhh gawd you are very brave to make it to the end I think I’d of run out the door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!!
Ohh no reminds me of my aunts cockatiel used to sit on the curtain pole and just stare at me
Iv no idea and why do they let them out to flap and poop everywhere
It wasn’t the nicest house.. bird shit all over their parquet floor
ohhh gawd you are very brave to make it to the end I think I’d of run out the door "
Lol don’t do the survey don’t get paid.. did it bloody quickly though |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Flappy birds
100%!! Birds of any description & ducks!
Evil fuckers with their flappy wings & pointy beaks..
Did a survey in a house the other day and they had a parrot flying about.. freaked the fuck outta me.. I had to ask them to put it away..
Never done a survey so quickly!
Ohh gawd that sounds awful
It was truly awful.. my absolute nightmare presenting in real life!
I swear they know you are afraid of them too and flap about more to annoy you
Completely.. I didn’t realise when first walked in the evil thing was Sat above my head on a chandelier.. as soon as I clocked it he then started flying about..
Who keeps these things as pets!!!
Ohh no reminds me of my aunts cockatiel used to sit on the curtain pole and just stare at me
Iv no idea and why do they let them out to flap and poop everywhere
It wasn’t the nicest house.. bird shit all over their parquet floor
ohhh gawd you are very brave to make it to the end I think I’d of run out the door
Lol don’t do the survey don’t get paid.. did it bloody quickly though "
True and so not worth having to go back again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dying alone with no family. I have lots of family but not close to them
I hope you can reach out to some of the nicer ones if there are any."
The ones close to me in area, are all older than me, so will probably die well before me. Most of my family are down south while I’m in Scotland.
All my family are nice lol. |
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Shameless copy and paste job because I'm far too lazy to type it out again:
That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
But yes, also not a big fan of spiders. |
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"Shameless copy and paste job because I'm far too lazy to type it out again:
That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
But yes, also not a big fan of spiders."
Jesus Christ  that killed me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shameless copy and paste job because I'm far too lazy to type it out again:
That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
But yes, also not a big fan of spiders."
I was not laughing until the Cliff Richard bit. You can have a rat bite you in the vulva and just when you thought hour day couldn't get any worse. At least Donald Trump wasn't there to grab you by the pussy after. |
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"That should really be the end of the thread.
You just can’t follow it.
I don’t even care that you copy pasted it.
Spiders."
Only copy pasted from last week or maybe the week before when it was asked. I added the spider bit tonight because a post further up the thread reminded me how much I loathe them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shameless copy and paste job because I'm far too lazy to type it out again:
That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.
The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.
But yes, also not a big fan of spiders."
I'm scared I'll lose my cock to a rat bite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That should really be the end of the thread.
You just can’t follow it.
I don’t even care that you copy pasted it.
Spiders.
Only copy pasted from last week or maybe the week before when it was asked. I added the spider bit tonight because a post further up the thread reminded me how much I loathe them."
Well the spider bit was the Pièce de résistance
for myself.
(Apologies to any sexy french speaking people that can actually spell that but of french)
Excuse my french. |
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Being reincarnated as something I detest, and knowing I was reincarnated. (Otherwise you wouldn't know would you ?).
I'd like to hope if reincarnation did exist, then at least you'd know what you were before. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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My neighbour told me he had to deal with a few rats living in his garage. I wish I never knew. Now I am on high alert in there. The spiders don't bother me but a rat could bite you in the cock. |
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"My neighbour told me he had to deal with a few rats living in his garage. I wish I never knew. Now I am on high alert in there. The spiders don't bother me but a rat could bite you in the cock."
Glad I'm not the only one...lol shivers  |
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That I'm in a room with a lot of other high-powered stockbrokers and we're all showing each other our business cards and then I see that one of my rivals at another firm has a card that is a slightly more tasteful shade of off-white with an imperceptibly more stylish font.
I break out into a cold sweat just thinking about it.
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"That I'm in a room with a lot of other high-powered stockbrokers and we're all showing each other our business cards and then I see that one of my rivals at another firm has a card that is a slightly more tasteful shade of off-white with an imperceptibly more stylish font.
I break out into a cold sweat just thinking about it.
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What if they have a watermark? |
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"That I'm in a room with a lot of other high-powered stockbrokers and we're all showing each other our business cards and then I see that one of my rivals at another firm has a card that is a slightly more tasteful shade of off-white with an imperceptibly more stylish font.
I break out into a cold sweat just thinking about it.
What if they have a watermark? "
I wouldn't show my face in Dorsia for, like, a month  |
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