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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Answer the question above and post a new question.
Remember you can only give wrong answers and the funnier the better 
Q. Why are there more single men than women on fab? |
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"Don’t forget to post a new question 
Why are bearded guys often referred to as clowns on here? What gave people that impression of us?"
Because bananas are not a good fan belt replacement 
Why do I like seeing my wife being enjoyed by others? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.
Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?
Dave
Why is the genie in alladin blue?  "
Bad circulation.
why are leaves green? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is the genie in alladin blue?
Cos he's actually a Smurf 
Why do bears shit in the woods?"
Before they don’t like flying.
Why is the Rock called the Rock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Why is the Rock called the Rock?
Cause his penis has the words, ‘with love from Blackpool’ running right through the middle of it.
What’s the highest mountain in the world? "
My ass
Why has animals nkot evolved to talk? |
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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago
London |
"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.
Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?
Dave
Why is the genie in alladin blue?
Bad circulation.
why are leaves green? "
Because they are full of envy!
Q… why is kissing so good ??? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you like to play with the Lego Star Wars spaceships they build together.
Which is the sexiest Disney Princess?
Dave
Why is the genie in alladin blue?
Bad circulation.
why are leaves green?
Because they are full of envy!
Q… why is kissing so good ??? x"
Because you get to taste your ass on their lips.
Why do girls never buy men's used underwear? |
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"No. But the wall that's collapsed on me due to the battering it took from the wobbly headboard has given me quite the headache.
Why didn't humans evolve to have more than two hands?
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Digital watches
Why can't we have self cleaning cookers now ? |
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"No. But the wall that's collapsed on me due to the battering it took from the wobbly headboard has given me quite the headache.
Why didn't humans evolve to have more than two hands?
Digital watches
Why can't we have self cleaning cookers now ?"
Because what would our housekeeper do?
What is the quickest route from Manchester to Liverpool? |
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"Have a much as the Ark needed.
Why is west, west and east is east?"
Because some damned fool finalised the design for all the compasses before the naming decision was confirmed, so now we're stuck with it.
Why? No, seriously, just why? |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"The world will forget the meaning of fear.
Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?
Because of the damn Swiss.
What's that in your pocket?"
Lettuce.
Why won't a square peg fit in a round hole? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s because of the curvature of Mars
What is a penis?
Something you use to clean it your ears.
Where is my car key? "
Check SirTom's pumpkins
Why do birds sing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s because of the curvature of Mars
What is a penis?
Something you use to clean it your ears.
Where is my car key?
Check SirTom's pumpkins
Why do birds sing?"
Because somebody nicked their whistle.
Do dyslexics practice alan sex? |
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"It’s because of the curvature of Mars
What is a penis?
Something you use to clean it your ears.
Where is my car key?
Check SirTom's pumpkins
Why do birds sing?
Because somebody nicked their whistle.
Do dyslexics practice alan sex?"
Yes! Everyone loves the lion but not the witch or the wardrobe.
"What porn are you watching right now?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of it
Why don’t sundials work at night?
Because you can't fasten the buckles in the dark.
What care do you drive these days ?"
I drive with caution.
Are Bi planes really bi? |
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"Getting your tits out
Where's my remote control?
In the fridge with the other penguins.
How much cheese is in the moon?"
The Beatles
If a picture tells a 1000 words then why aren’t I getting a shag later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting your tits out
Where's my remote control?
In the fridge with the other penguins.
How much cheese is in the moon?
The Beatles
If a picture tells a 1000 words then why aren’t I getting a shag later? "
Because they've run out of carpet.
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of? |
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"Because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Nigel Mansell.
Do trumps have lumps in them?"
Yes absolutely.
Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper?? |
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"Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper??
Only when she brings her lesbian lover with her
Who will be the next Queen of France? "
Mrs KylieGrealish
What is the purpose of mosquitos? |
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"Will Greta Thunberg visit the Blue Lagoon Chippy when she’s up in Glesga for a post bevvy boaby supper??
Only when she brings her lesbian lover with her
Who will be the next Queen of France?
Mrs KylieGrealish
What is the purpose of mosquitos?"
CV19 Vax mass distribution.
Is Bojo a thoroughly upstanding gentlemen?? |
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"To make sure everyone is injected with their microchip.
How can someone be in two places at once?
Floo powder.
Why is the sky blue?"
The Flat Earth society have placed a blue filter in front of the desk lamp.
Do Shipping Ships really Ship Shipping Ships? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if the wheelbarrow is full.
Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?"
Cause twas a charity jump and he was a bit nervous .
Why were there only seven Magnificent 7 ? |
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"Only if the wheelbarrow is full.
Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?
Cause twas a charity jump and he was a bit nervous .
Why were there only seven Magnificent 7 ?"
Because they 8 the others
Who is the least annoying boy band?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if the wheelbarrow is full.
Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?
Cause twas a charity jump and he was a bit nervous .
Why were there only seven Magnificent 7 ?
Because they 8 the others
Who is the least annoying boy band? "
Hinge & Bracket
How come when I count my fingers and look down to count my toes, I always get 21? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world will forget the meaning of fear.
Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?
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You've already asked that tomorrow !
What is yellow and smells of cheese ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The world will forget the meaning of fear.
Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?
You've already asked that tomorrow !
What is yellow and smells of cheese ?"
A big cocked mouse.
Who decided what colours would be called the colours they ended up being? |
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"The world will forget the meaning of fear.
Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?
You've already asked that tomorrow !
What is yellow and smells of cheese ?
A big cocked mouse.
Who decided what colours would be called the colours they ended up being?"
jason Orange - formerly know as Jason!! |
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"The world will forget the meaning of fear.
Why hasn’t time and space travel been invented yet?
You've already asked that tomorrow !
What is yellow and smells of cheese ?
A big cocked mouse.
Who decided what colours would be called the colours they ended up being? jason Orange - formerly know as Jason!! "
Forgot the question!!! How does memory work? Oooh thats a goid one!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If pig is pork, cow is beef, why is chicken, chicken?
Because Freud said it's mother-fucking good!
How is the memory retention of a goldfish measured?"
In milligrams
How many lightbulbs does it take to blind a walrus |
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"Due to TV licensing laws
Why do lips pucker up when kissing ?
Rectal inflation.
Why has a guitar got six strings and the human hand five fingers?"
Because Death Punch.
Just how many ways are there to skin a cat? |
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"9 - one for each of their lives
What is blancmange actually made of?
The sautéed souls of the wicked and evil.
What are Tuesdays for?"
For Mondays and Wednesdays to lean on.
Why do we hold our nose when diving in pools ? |
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"What are Tuesdays for?
How should I know? (both question and answer)
Ian Culverhouse
How many inches in a foot?
Athletes foot
Why are bananas yellow?"
They lost a fight with aubergines who chose to be purple so yellow was all that was left
What’s Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen’s favourite size of spanner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are Tuesdays for?
How should I know? (both question and answer)
Ian Culverhouse
How many inches in a foot?
Athletes foot
Why are bananas yellow?
They lost a fight with aubergines who chose to be purple so yellow was all that was left
What’s Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen’s favourite size of spanner? "
The pink one.
Why does a woman's menopause have the word men in it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are Tuesdays for?
How should I know? (both question and answer)
Ian Culverhouse
How many inches in a foot?
Athletes foot
Why are bananas yellow?
They lost a fight with aubergines who chose to be purple so yellow was all that was left
What’s Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen’s favourite size of spanner?
The pink one.
Why does a woman's menopause have the word men in it?"
It's a contraction of men-on-pause
What's the best sex toy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman.
Why do men have nipples?
So they know when it’s cold!
Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?"
You have a brain ??? ( Only messing l know you have ,that's just my wrong answer )
Why didn't Quint drive the Orca back in slowly near the end of JAWS ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman.
Why do men have nipples?
So they know when it’s cold!
Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?
You have a brain ??? ( Only messing l know you have ,that's just my wrong answer )
Why didn't Quint drive the Orca back in slowly near the end of JAWS ?"
Lockjaw.
How come noses, eyes and ears run but they haven't got any feet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A woman.
Why do men have nipples?
So they know when it’s cold!
Does my brain control me or do I control my brain?
You have a brain ??? ( Only messing l know you have ,that's just my wrong answer )
Why didn't Quint drive the Orca back in slowly near the end of JAWS ?
Lockjaw.
How come noses, eyes and ears run but they haven't got any feet?"
It’s the stuff that runs out of them that has tiny wee feet. |
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