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"I have a long list of annoyances and pet hates lol, I was just wondering what gripes you all have? " Arsene wenger gets my goat | |||
"I have a long list of annoyances and pet hates lol, I was just wondering what gripes you all have? " We could be here all night honey and suspect this thread is about to get full  | |||
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"hmm ok ready got a list as long as my arm on this one . Racism , bigotry , homophobics , war , hippies , vegetarians , george bush both of them ! , hillary clinton , American foreign policy , The english media in the build up to major tournaments , alex salmond , george osbourne , lack of sex , cheeky cunts in clubs , ok just my club ,ohh the oz pm , hezbolah , iran , the russians on their stance with iran , lady gaga , the smoking ban , the fact i never win on the coupons at the bookies , mobile phones , anything apple , fake profiles opn here , wee guys half my age running about the streets acting the hard man , the nazis both former and neo , whilke we on the subject of neo ....the matrix , condoms that i could boil some rice in because they that thick , the scotiish national team in fooptball , ritchie gray , american football , baseball , messy people , alcoholics , drug addicts , horse racing , people with their heads so far up their assholes they waiting for the popo of it coming back out , steve davis , , people who waste their talent yip right think that will do for now thanks for reading fuck that feels better lol "Are you sure you haven't left anything out?   | |||
"hmm ok ready got a list as long as my arm on this one . Racism , bigotry , homophobics , war , hippies , vegetarians , george bush both of them ! , hillary clinton , American foreign policy , The english media in the build up to major tournaments , alex salmond , george osbourne , lack of sex , cheeky cunts in clubs , ok just my club ,ohh the oz pm , hezbolah , iran , the russians on their stance with iran , lady gaga , the smoking ban , the fact i never win on the coupons at the bookies , mobile phones , anything apple , fake profiles opn here , wee guys half my age running about the streets acting the hard man , the nazis both former and neo , whilke we on the subject of neo ....the matrix , condoms that i could boil some rice in because they that thick , the scotiish national team in fooptball , ritchie gray , american football , baseball , messy people , alcoholics , drug addicts , horse racing , people with their heads so far up their assholes they waiting for the popo of it coming back out , steve davis , , people who waste their talent yip right think that will do for now thanks for reading fuck that feels better lol
Are you sure you haven't left anything out? "hmm got a shit load more but to be honest id have to add myself to the list if i put all down here lol | |||
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"" Due to a high volume of calls, your call is being held in a queue, a customer service representative will be with you as soon as possible" * que twatty music.....arggggggggggh!!! "I always wait for them to answer,when they do i answer thus.'Thank you for answering as promptly as you could but unfortunately another call has come through can you please wait whilst i put you on hold'I then play that old catcy tune agadoo down the phone  | |||
"" Due to a high volume of calls, your call is being held in a queue, a customer service representative will be with you as soon as possible" * que twatty music.....arggggggggggh!!!
I always wait for them to answer,when they do i answer thus.'Thank you for answering as promptly as you could but unfortunately another call has come through can you please wait whilst i put you on hold'I then play that old catcy tune agadoo down the phone "Naughty, but i like! | |||
"hmm ok ready got a list as long as my arm on this one . Racism , bigotry , homophobics , war , hippies , vegetarians , george bush both of them ! , hillary clinton , American foreign policy , The english media in the build up to major tournaments , alex salmond , george osbourne , lack of sex , cheeky cunts in clubs , ok just my club ,ohh the oz pm , hezbolah , iran , the russians on their stance with iran , lady gaga , the smoking ban , the fact i never win on the coupons at the bookies , mobile phones , anything apple , fake profiles opn here , wee guys half my age running about the streets acting the hard man , the nazis both former and neo , whilke we on the subject of neo ....the matrix , condoms that i could boil some rice in because they that thick , the scotiish national team in fooptball , ritchie gray , american football , baseball , messy people , alcoholics , drug addicts , horse racing , people with their heads so far up their assholes they waiting for the popo of it coming back out , steve davis , , people who waste their talent yip right think that will do for now thanks for reading fuck that feels better lol "Nothing important then....apart from Steve Davies maybe....! | |||
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"Text speak!" srry i dnt get wot u meen | |||
"Sychophants "  | |||
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"Cyclists "Especially on Country roads Grrrr......They dont just get my goat, they toatly P me off | |||
"Cyclists "blind ignorant car drivers
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"Cyclists
blind ignorant car drivers
"Thankfully i'm not 1 of those | |||
"So learning to let things go - lifes too short " | |||
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"hmm ok ready got a list as long as my arm on this one . Racism , bigotry , homophobics , war , hippies , vegetarians , george bush both of them ! , hillary clinton , American foreign policy , The english media in the build up to major tournaments , alex salmond , george osbourne , lack of sex , cheeky cunts in clubs , ok just my club ,ohh the oz pm , hezbolah , iran , the russians on their stance with iran , lady gaga , the smoking ban , the fact i never win on the coupons at the bookies , mobile phones , anything apple , fake profiles opn here , wee guys half my age running about the streets acting the hard man , the nazis both former and neo , whilke we on the subject of neo ....the matrix , condoms that i could boil some rice in because they that thick , the scotiish national team in fooptball , ritchie gray , american football , baseball , messy people , alcoholics , drug addicts , horse racing , people with their heads so far up their assholes they waiting for the popo of it coming back out , steve davis , , people who waste their talent yip right think that will do for now thanks for reading fuck that feels better lol
Are you sure you haven't left anything out?
hmm got a shit load more but to be honest id have to add myself to the list if i put all down here lol "I thought you were just taking a breath | |||
"hmm ok ready got a list as long as my arm on this one . Racism , bigotry , homophobics , war , hippies , vegetarians , george bush both of them ! , hillary clinton , American foreign policy , The english media in the build up to major tournaments , alex salmond , george osbourne , lack of sex , cheeky cunts in clubs , ok just my club ,ohh the oz pm , hezbolah , iran , the russians on their stance with iran , lady gaga , the smoking ban , the fact i never win on the coupons at the bookies , mobile phones , anything apple , fake profiles opn here , wee guys half my age running about the streets acting the hard man , the nazis both former and neo , whilke we on the subject of neo ....the matrix , condoms that i could boil some rice in because they that thick , the scotiish national team in fooptball , ritchie gray , american football , baseball , messy people , alcoholics , drug addicts , horse racing , people with their heads so far up their assholes they waiting for the popo of it coming back out , steve davis , , people who waste their talent yip right think that will do for now thanks for reading fuck that feels better lol "pmsl
i think you need to get more off your chest more often lol | |||
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" Arsene wenger gets my goat" Him and Fergy too, | |||
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"Motor bike riders overtaking on the left in traffic and then thinking that a dual carriageway has 3 lanes!!! "Just move over yer miserable git | |||
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"People that walk through you as if you don't exist, or even better the ones that are busy with their mobile phones and walk straight into you. Also hate people that design things that leave the public guessing as to what they mean. Like traffic lights. Why don't they just say STOP, GO, ABOUT TO GO, ABOUT TO STOP etc...what's with the colours! I spoke to the mobile company Orange and they started talking to me about tariffs in animals like Dolphine etc... what's that all about. Next time I better talk to a zoo keeper for a mobile I guess." I think the main reason traffic lights don't say stop,go about to stop etc,is probably down to the fact that some people can't read | |||
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"Politicians with them its not do as i do but do as i say,know the last time someone tried that we had 2 world wars and millions of people lost their lives." Thats because we are PLEBS and they are superior beings so they think but I just think they are all wankers every last one of them | |||
Anyway, seems he's heading for the exit like I am. I arrive there behind him and he's trundling real slow out of the exit...no cars coming...he indicates left, then right, then left again, then right again....and eventually gets the fuck out of my way and turns right.
How do these people manage to pass driving tests without being able to read basic signage and know how to indicate the correct way they are going? | |||
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