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If you could speak to only one species of animal
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Labradors. So that I can tell my 12 year old girl whose on her last legs that I love her with all my heart, and that I'd give my left leg to have another year with her. Gonna miss you sweetheart  |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Labradors. So that I can tell my 12 year old girl whose on her last legs that I love her with all my heart, and that I'd give my left leg to have another year with her. Gonna miss you sweetheart "
The hardest part of having a pet is saying goodbye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. 
Cats are arseholes, so probably thinks of you as the servant who does what she wants."
Probably.
I love her though. She has a good sense to figure out when not to be an arsehole and get my rage back  |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me..
Cats are arseholes, so probably thinks of you as the servant who does what she wants.
Probably.
I love her though. She has a good sense to figure out when not to be an arsehole and get my rage back "
They do have a calming effect-if they allow you to cuddle them. |
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By *rOralMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Wolves!
Such beautiful-smart-strong-supportative between the pack animals!
Where would you find them though?
Where wolves?
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Wolves in the wild would be awesome, but hey! the Zoo is a low cost pep-wolf talk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. "
Totally agree. Love to know what my cat is thinking and how he views the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dogs, especially my pooch staff X lurcher, even though I know he understands me and technically I sort of understand him especially when he is barking at me when I get home from work |
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I would say our parrots, they are always watching and taking everything in, I would love to know what they are thinking.
Mr would definitely say his cattle although with the amount of time he spends talking to them he should have figured it out by now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dog doesn’t have much going on up too, bless him. He’s the canine equivalent of Homer Simpson. But I can see in his wee face that he’s really trying to keep up! I’d love to ask him what he’s thinking about stuff. I imagine his voice would sound like David Beckham’s. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My dog doesn’t have much going on up too, bless him. He’s the canine equivalent of Homer Simpson. But I can see in his wee face that he’s really trying to keep up! I’d love to ask him what he’s thinking about stuff. I imagine his voice would sound like David Beckham’s."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"which would it be?
You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad "
No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely it would be wolves, I was lucky to see them in Bosnia in 96 and fell in love with them. Amazingly fragile in the balance of nature. The true apex predator. But so fearful and rightly so of the destructive human race |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"which would it be?
You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad "
Great White Sharks...could tell them to stop the fuck attacking people that only want to go for a swim or surf ..but that's it's ok to totally rip the fuckers trying to kill them to pieces |
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I would like to talk to the mice as I know they created the earth as a science experiment and I'd like to know how they think it's going!!! I suspect well come to the same conclusion - humans are fucking it up.... of course the earth is due to be destroyed to make way for a super highway so they might allow me to transfer to the back up earth they are having built... perhaps the humans on that version aren't so dickish..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"which would it be?
You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad
No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again.
Mr"
We have sparrows living in our roof and they make such a happy racket in the morning I would love to know what it is they are saying that wakes me up |
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"which would it be?
You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad
No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again.
Mr
We have sparrows living in our roof and they make such a happy racket in the morning I would love to know what it is they are saying that wakes me up "
your lucky to still get a few house sparrows there numbers have declined.. |
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"which would it be?
You have the choice to understand them when you want, not all of the time, so birds twittering won't drive you mad
No one would want to understand the birds. They sound much nicer in song, no need to know that what they're actually saying is "fuck off, this is my tree, and she's my bird" over and over again.
Mr
We have sparrows living in our roof and they make such a happy racket in the morning I would love to know what it is they are saying that wakes me up your lucky to still get a few house sparrows there numbers have declined.."
I wish I could hear them.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cats
I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is."
They believe the world is flat and are going to push you off the edge |
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Simians / Primates.
I'd like to ask then questions, like "Do you realise that we are evolutionary cousins of yourselves ? How do you perceive us ? As another type of ape ? Or something else ? How do you feel being kept in captivity ? (I'd ask this of any animal, to be fair). What do you really desire ?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cats
I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is."
Cats are going to take over the world. This is facts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Owls. For their wisdom.
Hate to burst the bubble, but they’re supposedly really thick!
Is that why they go Twit Twoo  "
They don't. The female (tawny owl) makes the T-wit call and the male the whooo.
Maybe she's calling him a twit and he's giving a sarcastic response?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me..
Cats are arseholes, so probably thinks of you as the servant who does what she wants.
Probably.
I love her though. She has a good sense to figure out when not to be an arsehole and get my rage back
They do have a calming effect-if they allow you to cuddle them."
Correct. She always used to sense when I was particularly down and roll at my feet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me..
Totally agree. Love to know what my cat is thinking and how he views the world"
Probably quite nonchalant.. maybe he or she would say.. why you never took me to a disco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horses, no question.
I’d love to know for sure that they do enjoy all the things we seem to think they enjoy… racing, jumping, prancing, carrying, pulling stuff, etc.
Would also be rather handy for asking them how they’re feeling in the parade ring at Cheltenham on my annual pilgrimage to cheer them around that beautiful track  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me..
Probably thinks your a right slut...lol "
Hope not. Not the most complementary or respectful word out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Foxes. We always seem to be running into each other as I travel to and from work. It would be nice to converse went no other humans are about. I swear the ones I see nightly give me a sly nod of recognition now anyways. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably just dogs because they’re the best.
I'm thinking dogs, so I could threaten my two about escaping into next door's garden or bin-diving.
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And ask why he would rather eat out of the bin than the dry food I buy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs are thinking:
I love you
feed me
I love you
Walk me
I love you
Cats:
I'm plotting how to kill you."
I bought my bestie a book just about that. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman. It's hilarious
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would have said cats but I have a made up voice for my cat and it would break me heart if he started speaking and he didn't have the dopey accent I'd mentally given him. |
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"Cats
I've got two of the little fuckers and I swear they are plotting something. I'd love to know what their cunning plan is.
Cats are going to take over the world. This is facts. "
That ship had long sailed. Who do you think control the illuminati? |
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me.. "
I'd like to be able to talk to Tuberose's pussy...
Well, maybe communicate in a non verbal way would be a better description...
I'm sure she would be purring in no time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just my cat. She saw me in all possible ways through the years.. wonder what she thinks of me..
Probably thinks your a right slut...lol
Hope not. Not the most complementary or respectful word out there "
On Fab it a title hard earned |
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