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What shouldn't you take on your first meet

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

A pair of slippers

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expectations!!

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

Your pyjamas

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Your ego

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

The piss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Herpes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fist master 5000?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your bus pass if you're claiming to be 45

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unprepped arsehole...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liberties

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

A MAGA hat, at least to if you're meeting us.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Night nurse

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Your axe or any of you’re other axe murderer kit- they only seem to check on the first meet

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

An empty wallet

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By *inkyeroticaCouple over a year ago

Ampthill

Chainsaw

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Your axe or any of you’re other axe murderer kit- they only seem to check on the first meet

That’s me screwed then!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Your commode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rope & tape

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Rope, duct tape, chainsaw and bin bags.

2nd time is fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your ex

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By *ak777Man over a year ago

shaw

your girl friend .or boy friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any assumptions of getting me naked.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Formaldehyde and a hanky.

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By *oom Bang a BangMan over a year ago

Watford

Horlicks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The flu.

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By *ak777Man over a year ago

shaw

your kids.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a speculum

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"your kids."

Ooh, ditto. That would be far too many children

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Your table

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By *inkyeroticaCouple over a year ago

Ampthill

Wedding dress?

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By *ak777Man over a year ago

shaw

pet rat .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Already lit fireworks…

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Your laundry

"could i run these in your washing machine whilst we fucking love" lol quick spin should do it

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Wedding dress?"

Could lead to kinky role play

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

A cattle prod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An Xbox controller.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

The clap or some other nasty dose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An empty Pringles tube.

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A police escort

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"A book"

A book of spells?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"An empty Pringles tube. "

Blocked!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A book

A book of spells?"

What kind of bloody meets do you have?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An empty Pringles tube.

Blocked!!!"

You shouldn’t take an empty tube. You should take one filled with Pringles, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it's a meet only for sex then cheesecake. I'm not fucking you if there's cheesecake on the cards instead.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"An empty Pringles tube.

Blocked!!!

You shouldn’t take an empty tube. You should take one filled with Pringles, obviously. "

Yeah, paprika ones every time.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"A book

A book of spells?

What kind of bloody meets do you have?!

None, as the spells don't work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it's a meet only for sex then cheesecake. I'm not fucking you if there's cheesecake on the cards instead."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An empty Pringles tube.

Blocked!!!

You shouldn’t take an empty tube. You should take one filled with Pringles, obviously.

Yeah, paprika ones every time."

Or sour cream and chive. But the prapika ones are 10/10. My toddler is always asking for them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An empty Pringles tube.

Blocked!!!

You shouldn’t take an empty tube. You should take one filled with Pringles, obviously.

Yeah, paprika ones every time."

Sour cream and Onion!!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"An empty Pringles tube.

Blocked!!!

You shouldn’t take an empty tube. You should take one filled with Pringles, obviously.

Yeah, paprika ones every time.

Or sour cream and chive. But the prapika ones are 10/10. My toddler is always asking for them."

Impeccable taste!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"An empty Pringles tube.

Blocked!!!

You shouldn’t take an empty tube. You should take one filled with Pringles, obviously.

Yeah, paprika ones every time.

Sour cream and Onion!!"

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it's a meet only for sex then cheesecake. I'm not fucking you if there's cheesecake on the cards instead."

Well, duh of course not!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Nits, lice, fleas and crabs.

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