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"I’ll take the choc hobnob "Hands off my hobnobs  | |||
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"I'll take a cuppa tea and a hot oil back rub please. " Good compromise. | |||
"Pop the kettle on x" Milk and sugar? | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles "How about naked twister. | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo. "I’m a slut for a chocolate hobnob | |||
"Oh go on then " That’s quite a bum hole you have there. | |||
"I’ll take the choc hobnob "And I’d give it to you | |||
On a serious note I’ll take a juice please and make sure the Heatings on | |||
"Hmmm, chocolate hobnobs "I know. | |||
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"Definitely up For a brew and Hobnobs " Go on you fancy a fuck to, don’t pretend. | |||
"Count me in " 5,4,3,2,1. | |||
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"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me "Snuggle and spoon coming your way. | |||
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"Did I hear the magic words… Cup of tea? " You did indeed. | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
I’m a slut for a chocolate hobnob"Pervert | |||
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"DM me for big spoon
On a serious note I’ll take a juice please and make sure the Heatings on"Heating. Do you think no I’m made of money. | |||
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"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me "Snuggle into my big hairy chest if you want | |||
Posh x | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister. "You know how to sweet talk me | |||
"Did someone say fuck? "Yep. Me hello gorgeous | |||
"Oh go on then That’s quite a bum hole you have there. " Thank you | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
I’m a slut for a chocolate hobnob
Pervert "You say that like it’s a bad thing… | |||
"Id quite like a fuck " I’d quite like to duck Flo | |||
"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving. " I can see from today’s pic you’ve missed coffee break | |||
"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving. " Actually very good call. The usual with hash browns and black pudding? | |||
"Yes please. I'll take the lot
Posh x"Cumming your way  | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister.
You know how to sweet talk me "It’s a skill. | |||
"Did someone say fuck?
Yep. Me hello gorgeous "Are you still posting on the internet? That you’d be in your car by now  | |||
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"Yes please. I'll take the lot
Posh x
Cumming your way "Yeah baby | |||
"Did someone say fuck?
Yep. Me hello gorgeous
Are you still posting on the internet?
That you’d be in your car by now "Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out | |||
"Can’t be arsed today Fiddles… I’ll have a brew instead. "Probably for the best. I’d probably be a let down anyway | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister.
You know how to sweet talk me
It’s a skill. "I've a semi already | |||
"Did someone say fuck?
Yep. Me hello gorgeous
Are you still posting on the internet?
That you’d be in your car by now
Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out "Safety wank? I don’t mind if the first one is quick. Make me some breakfast. Reload. Sort me out | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister.
You know how to sweet talk me
It’s a skill.
I've a semi already "Lucky you, I’m in a terrace. | |||
"Did someone say fuck?
Yep. Me hello gorgeous
Are you still posting on the internet?
That you’d be in your car by now
Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out
Safety wank?
I don’t mind if the first one is quick.
Make me some breakfast. Reload. Sort me out "Safety first is my mantra. | |||
"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me "Same here been in bed for 5 days . Get well soon x | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister.
You know how to sweet talk me
It’s a skill.
I've a semi already
Lucky you, I’m in a terrace. "Lucky you actually.. I'm in a flat ... Flat on my back | |||
"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me
Same here been in bed for 5 days . Get well soon x"You lazy bugger | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister.
You know how to sweet talk me
It’s a skill.
I've a semi already
Lucky you, I’m in a terrace.
Lucky you actually.. I'm in a flat ... Flat on my back "That’s no good to me. You should be on your front | |||
"Swap Ludo for Scrabble and I'm there Fiddles
How about naked twister.
You know how to sweet talk me
It’s a skill.
I've a semi already
Lucky you, I’m in a terrace.
Lucky you actually.. I'm in a flat ... Flat on my back
That’s no good to me. You should be on your front "You've got some front ... But as you asked | |||
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"Did someone say fuck?
Yep. Me hello gorgeous
Are you still posting on the internet?
That you’d be in your car by now
Sorry I’m still busy knocking one out
Safety wank?
I don’t mind if the first one is quick.
Make me some breakfast. Reload. Sort me out
Safety first is my mantra. "I’ll wear safety glasses…. If you like that | |||
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"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo! "Strip ludo; the must have game for Christmas      | |||
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"Ok bent over knicker dropped waiting " Super | |||
"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo! "I know right. | |||
"I'm too poorly....just snuggles for me "I'll start the car... | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo. "Game of twister, black coffee and chocolate hob nobs and you're on! | |||
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"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!
Strip ludo; the must have game for Christmas
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"Nothing drops my knickers faster than Ludo!
I know right. " | |||
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"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo. "Yea and biccies for sure x | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
Yea and biccies for sure x "Tea even… haha x | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
Game of twister, black coffee and chocolate hob nobs and you're on! "Naked twister and you’ve got a deal. | |||
"Change it to orange juice, chocolate and caramel digestive and a game of Uno and you're on" Can you play strip Uno | |||
"I’d like a cup of hot chocolate please, Mr Fiddlesticks" With cream and marshmallows? | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
Yea and biccies for sure x "Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round. | |||
"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving. Actually very good call. The usual with hash browns and black pudding? "Wow!! I’m doing this today…….and you Fiddles when I get the chance  | |||
Px | |||
"right now? definitely a snugglefuck. please and thank you Px "You’re more than welcome. | |||
"I fancy a fucking massive breakfast, am starving. Actually very good call. The usual with hash browns and black pudding?
Wow!! I’m doing this today…….and you Fiddles when I get the chance "Sounds like a great day to me. | |||
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"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
Yea and biccies for sure x
Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round. "I love nakedness… not sure about the vicar though xx | |||
"Taxi! "Is it there yet. | |||
"Back rub and a fuck would be good thanks" Sounds like a plan. | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
Yea and biccies for sure x
Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round.
I love nakedness… not sure about the vicar though xx"Ok we don’t need to invite her. | |||
"Go on, someone must. If not a fuck, how about a cup of tea a chocolate hobnob and a game of ludo.
Yea and biccies for sure x
Can we drink tea naked. Invite the vicar round.
I love nakedness… not sure about the vicar though xx
Ok we don’t need to invite her. "Marvellous… I’ll be round for some naked tea drinking then, haha x | |||
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"No, but a brew would go down nicely, I have baked Malt Loaf, Bara Brith, and Brownies and made some more butter" OMG you thirst trap!!  | |||
"No, but a brew would go down nicely, I have baked Malt Loaf, Bara Brith, and Brownies and made some more butter" Malt loaf caked in butter. Perfect | |||
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"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down " You’ll be surprised | |||
"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down You’ll be surprised "I reckon some will be holding out for cake | |||
"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down You’ll be surprised
I reckon some will be holding out for cake "Victoria sponge would be most welcome! | |||
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"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going "Oh for the chance | |||
"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down You’ll be surprised
I reckon some will be holding out for cake "I’m holding out for boobs. | |||
"Oohh whos got the kettle on "I’ve got a hard on. That’s too much info isn’t it | |||
"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going "Absobloodylutely | |||
"as you added A choc hobnob - please "Game changer | |||
"I’d like a cup of hot chocolate please, Mr Fiddlesticks With cream and marshmallows? " No thank you  | |||
"Cuppa and hob knobs who can turn that down You’ll be surprised
I reckon some will be holding out for cake
I’m holding out for boobs. "Er, it's Tits out Tuesday?? | |||
"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going "Do I hear the sound of someone's inbox exploding??? | |||
"Forget the tea ill have the fuck if it's still going
Do I hear the sound of someone's inbox exploding??? "Only with cake ...and now coffee it seems Both precious commodities of Fabbers | |||
but would be rude to decline a 'fuck' if its offered | |||
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" Yep ... do some thread bumping "Ooh good one, how do I do that | |||
" Yep ... do some thread bumping
Ooh good one, how do I do that " ...trying to help too | |||
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" Yep ... do some thread bumping
Ooh good one, how do I do that
...trying to help too "Very helpful, perving your pics was a nice distraction too. | |||
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