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over a year ago
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Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol. |
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"I was slapped during intercourse 
I mean that’s pretty standard in my world haha I meant like fallen over broken a bed or a limb or something. "
Apparently I wasn't hitting the spot so she decided to slap me, like that was going to resolve the issue  |
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Bitten, scratched and also called some filthy names xx Once fucked a woman who got so wet I may have developed ‘ trench cock’ similar to trench foot but my cocks not a foot… but similar symptoms!! I may add as the fog clears! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My friend was having sex in a bnb and they broke the bed fell through it and she really hurt her ankle it was so bruised and swollen. The worst part was they had to pay for damage to the bed. |
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"My friend was having sex in a bnb and they broke the bed fell through it and she really hurt her ankle it was so bruised and swollen. The worst part was they had to pay for damage to the bed. "
Who else was going to pay? My late grand dad??  |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years."
Still married? |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years.
Still married? "
Oh yes we are. That was on holiday years ago and since broke a bed too again on holiday. |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years."
Oh my gosh poor hubby. |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years.
Still married?
Oh yes we are. That was on holiday years ago and since broke a bed too again on holiday. "
Maybe consider getting a divorce  |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years.
Still married?
Oh yes we are. That was on holiday years ago and since broke a bed too again on holiday.
Maybe consider getting a divorce "
Ha ha, I suppose it sounds bad but I just remember the fun sex at the time. |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years.
Still married?
Oh yes we are. That was on holiday years ago and since broke a bed too again on holiday.
Maybe consider getting a divorce
Ha ha, I suppose it sounds bad but I just remember the fun sex at the time. "
I'm thinking about the damage you guys are going to cause in the forthcoming future |
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years.
Still married?
Oh yes we are. That was on holiday years ago and since broke a bed too again on holiday.
Maybe consider getting a divorce
Ha ha, I suppose it sounds bad but I just remember the fun sex at the time.
I'm thinking about the damage you guys are going to cause in the forthcoming future "
It’s all good fun. Not quite as rough these days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Broke a marble wash hand basin by partially sitting on it and it fell on my husbands big toe..wash hand basin fell in half and hubby’s toe was black for years.
Still married?
Oh yes we are. That was on holiday years ago and since broke a bed too again on holiday.
Maybe consider getting a divorce
Ha ha, I suppose it sounds bad but I just remember the fun sex at the time.
I'm thinking about the damage you guys are going to cause in the forthcoming future
It’s all good fun. Not quite as rough these days "
Thank fuck!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey "
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X |
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey "
Now that’s all sounding very dangerous to me. It makes me sound normal at least. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X"
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard..... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Now that’s all sounding very dangerous to me. It makes me sound normal at least."
You're welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard....."
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X"
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall."
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall.
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x "
We really are! Maybe it is something in the South West air? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall.
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x
We really are! Maybe it is something in the South West air? "
Hahaha all I can smell is silage and cow shit the joys of farm life!
X |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall.
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x
We really are! Maybe it is something in the South West air?
Hahaha all I can smell is silage and cow shit the joys of farm life!
X"
The methane sending us loopy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall.
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x
We really are! Maybe it is something in the South West air?
Hahaha all I can smell is silage and cow shit the joys of farm life!
X
The methane sending us loopy?"
Might well be. Need to get into the city out of the fresh air. Lol. Maybe we will stop being clumsy then lol  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall.
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x
We really are! Maybe it is something in the South West air?
Hahaha all I can smell is silage and cow shit the joys of farm life!
X
The methane sending us loopy?
Might well be. Need to get into the city out of the fresh air. Lol. Maybe we will stop being clumsy then lol "
I came from the city.... it didn't help. They told me the country and coast would help. They lied. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It’s not an injury as such… but I once had to leave Reg and dash to the chemist… after discovering he had a latex allergy ( my new outfit..  )…. His face started to swell… … I was so worried I blurted out that I needed something for a latex allergy infront of a full shop… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Ummm I think you’re doing it wrong lol, hope you’ve not been injured in a while lovely. X
Haven't had sex in a while..... so no sex injuries for some time. But I'm not sure im doing it wrong, just maybe a little too enthusiastically?
Other injuries are a daily hazard.....
You sound as clumsy as me
I can fall up stairs and trip over air. Lol. X
Oh I do. Regularly. Most recently, I fell out of the bath (as in about 20 minutes ago) and am sporting a rather fetching lump on my head and bruised elbows where I hit the wall.
Oh my goodness hun!! I walked into a door last week and have had a bruise on my thigh for the past week. We’re a right pair x
We really are! Maybe it is something in the South West air?
Hahaha all I can smell is silage and cow shit the joys of farm life!
X
The methane sending us loopy?
Might well be. Need to get into the city out of the fresh air. Lol. Maybe we will stop being clumsy then lol
I came from the city.... it didn't help. They told me the country and coast would help. They lied."
We need wrapping up in cotton wool although eww no the stuff is nasty. Bubble wrap will do.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It’s not an injury as such… but I once had to leave Reg and dash to the chemist… after discovering he had a latex allergy ( my new outfit.. )…. His face started to swell… … I was so worried I blurted out that I needed something for a latex allergy infront of a full shop… "
Oh gosh. Poor chap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had a black eye aswell.
I’ve also fell off the bed and hit my head on the corner of the bedside table, blacked out for a few seconds and frightened him.
I am clumsy by nature anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No injury myself...But i have seen more than a few penis fractures, and of course retrieval of 'lost toys'"
Medical ? I worked urology so frenuloplastys and other Willy ops where my Wednesday clinic used to call it Willy Wednesday lol. Worst story I heard was of a chap using a Bic pen for sounding the lid became detached and he needed surgery . It’s enough to make your eyes water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol. "
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol.
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
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Dare I ask? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol.
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
Dare I ask? Lol "
I’ve charges pending so I’m actually not allowed to go in to specifics before the case’s are up in court !
But if I get off I’ll definitely jump on and laugh about them with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol.
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
Dare I ask? Lol
I’ve charges pending so I’m actually not allowed to go in to specifics before the case’s are up in court !
But if I get off I’ll definitely jump on and laugh about them with you "
There’s a list for people like you lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol.
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
Dare I ask? Lol
I’ve charges pending so I’m actually not allowed to go in to specifics before the case’s are up in court !
But if I get off I’ll definitely jump on and laugh about them with you
There’s a list for people like you lol
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Not yet I haven’t been convicted!!!
But it’s likely!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol.
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
Dare I ask? Lol
I’ve charges pending so I’m actually not allowed to go in to specifics before the case’s are up in court !
But if I get off I’ll definitely jump on and laugh about them with you
There’s a list for people like you lol
Not yet I haven’t been convicted!!!
But it’s likely!!!"
Fab really need to sort that facepalm emoji out hahaha.
Well that’ll teach me for asking.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol.
I’m pretty agile so no not personally but I’ve inflicted some grim and down right nasty injuries on others !!
Dare I ask? Lol
I’ve charges pending so I’m actually not allowed to go in to specifics before the case’s are up in court !
But if I get off I’ll definitely jump on and laugh about them with you
There’s a list for people like you lol
Not yet I haven’t been convicted!!!
But it’s likely!!!
Fab really need to sort that facepalm emoji out hahaha.
Well that’ll teach me for asking.
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Think your genuinely interested?
Some sick puppy’s on here
Anyway You might be on the receiving end some day if you keep these shenanigans up |
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"I was slapped during intercourse
I mean that’s pretty standard in my world haha I meant like fallen over broken a bed or a limb or something.
Apparently I wasn't hitting the spot so she decided to slap me, like that was going to resolve the issue "
Sounds pretty hot to me. |
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I have had a plethora of minor injuries. I've caused a few, too.
The worst one was when I was tied too tightly and I dislocated my shoulder, but I've also pulled my ACL, given myself concussion, strained a variety of muscles, given myself a wide range of grazes and bruises.
I once stayed in a lovely old hotel in Stamford where the bed had an elaborately carved wooden headboard. During orgasm I twisted round and scraped my face right across the carving, gave myself a huge graze across my cheek and a hell of a black eye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another banjo string snapped here, fucked for too long, forgot to lube and she went dry until I thrust she clenched and my string went pop. Blood everywhere, too embarrassed to go to the hospital so sat over the bath with a towel wrapped around it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had meet this guy a few times in his camper van at his house and out and about. Then one day he invites me into the house he has a thing for getting fucked by cds.
Anyway we are getting carried away in his kitchen when he says fuck me over the table where he bends over grabs the table and i enter him. Well hes shouting harder and faster and i am doing my best to when there is almighty cracking sound and the table breaks he ends up on floor with a huge splinter more like a log in his arm i get the most awful bruised sensation on my cock and pelvic area was very painful.
God knows what he told his wife about the splintered table.
We went back to meeting in his camper after that |
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"Another banjo string snapped here, fucked for too long, forgot to lube and she went dry until I thrust she clenched and my string went pop. Blood everywhere, too embarrassed to go to the hospital so sat over the bath with a towel wrapped around it "
We were in the car, awkward angle and..... Snap! He did eventually go to the hospital because at the time, we didn't have a clue what he'd done! He had to sit with cum/blood stained undies on for ages, poor Mr KC  I believe the doctors had to suppress their giggles |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
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Not me but years ago me and a friend went with two girls to a hay barn.
We were both at it when he let out an almighty scream. His elbow slipped through the stacks of hay bales and he dislocated his shoulder.
I was in stitches and the poor girls just didn't now what to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel out a hot tub at an Airbnb and ended up with my foot through decking. For some reason my ex called the places owner who lived nearby. Not awkward at all when he arrives to me trying to get my bloody leg out in the nude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only ever injured my heart and my feelings during sex.
That’s what you get for having feelings amd a heart!"
Haha So true imagine having a heart of all the useless organs to have !!!
Good point mate
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"Been injured during sex if so how? I call it a sexident, I once got concussion and a black eye from face planting the floor while bent over grabbing my ankles and loosing balance lol. "
My worst sex-based injury, which I still have to this day, is a deviated septum...
I went on a boozy date with a very randy lady who bought us loads of champagne on her work card. Went back to her hotel, collapsed in a horny heap on the floor and had a roll around on the floor, then picked her up and chucked her on the bed. As she landed I dived on top of her for a smooch, but she instinctly lerched forwards and my nose cracked against her forehead. I have a distinct memory of the "crunch" sound as we collided, but being d*unk and very aroused, I powered on and we had a ridiculously fun night.
Next day I felt my nose throbbing, put my finger up there and could feel the disparity between left and right nostril. Have been to the doc's but there's not much that can be done about deviated septums... especially now, over 15 years later.
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey "
Fuck me, what were you having sex with? An angry bull? I thought ice climbing was a risky sport, it doesn't come close to your sex life though...
I hope there was no lasting damage and your bath injury heals. Also, be grateful you don't live with her ladyship, she would be constantly laughing at your misfortune. She can still be brought to tears of mouth thinking about her ex husband taking down the stairs a few decades ago.
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"Not exactly injured, but Jo did put one of her dildo’s with the sucker, on my head so she could ride it during a 69  left me with a massive round love bite on my forehead!! Lasted about 3 days!! 
D."
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"Not exactly injured, but Jo did put one of her dildo’s with the sucker, on my head so she could ride it during a 69 left me with a massive round love bite on my forehead!! Lasted about 3 days!!
D."
What did you tell people how you did it?!! |
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"Only ever injured my heart and my feelings during sex.
That’s what you get for having feelings amd a heart!
Haha So true imagine having a heart of all the useless organs to have !!!
Good point mate
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I know!! What a waste of internal space. Could have another appendix!
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off a number of beds, settees and other surfaces. In my youth I cracked my head open on a keg of beer, sliced my hands to pieces on a barbed wire fence and took a header over the back of a bench.
Have also torn ligaments in various places, dislocated my shoulder and broken 2 toes.
It's an adventure, this sex malarkey
Fuck me, what were you having sex with? An angry bull? I thought ice climbing was a risky sport, it doesn't come close to your sex life though...
I hope there was no lasting damage and your bath injury heals. Also, be grateful you don't live with her ladyship, she would be constantly laughing at your misfortune. She can still be brought to tears of mouth thinking about her ex husband taking down the stairs a few decades ago.
Mr"
This wasn't even just with one person.... so I quickly came to the conclusion I was the common denominator. And they all came out of it unscathed.....
I've had a lot of very successful, non injury sex as well though!
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By *otSoPoshWoman
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"Not exactly injured, but Jo did put one of her dildo’s with the sucker, on my head so she could ride it during a 69 left me with a massive round love bite on my forehead!! Lasted about 3 days!!
D."
That's utterly brilliant!!
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hilarious now... bloodbath and hospital treatment at the time was not fun.
Px 
