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You find a potato in the street....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It has no name and address on it and no phone number....

What do you do ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It has no name and address on it and no phone number....

What do you do ?"

Make chips

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Take it to the RSPCP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut a bit off the end and plant it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask it it’s name

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Put it in my ‘jacket’ pocket

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Start an a peel .

( I'll get my coat )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start an a peel .

( I'll get my coat )"

Don't you mean your jacket?

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"It has no name and address on it and no phone number....

What do you do ?"

Not sure I’d be able to stop myself booting it

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

I'd take it to the nearest supermarket or restaurant/take away to see if they will scan it incase it is chipped.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd peel it, cook it and mash it. Right there in the street.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insult its Mum. Boom, roasted!

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

King Edward or Jersey Royal?

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

Ask the king of the potato people to take him/her home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd pick it up and keep my 'eyes peeled' for its owner. Hopefully i'll reunite them by Fryday.

Feel free to chip in if you have any other ideas.

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd pick it up and keep my 'eyes peeled' for its owner. Hopefully i'll reunite them by Fryday.

Feel free to chip in if you have any other ideas. "

I have a few suggestions but none of them are particularly crisp. In fact, they'd just be a load of waffle.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Why do potatoes make great detectives?...

They always have their eyes peeled....

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By *tmostakiss1Man over a year ago

Leave it there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

Some might wedge it up there

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

FFS

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Leave it there"

Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold

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By *tmostakiss1Man over a year ago

"Leave it there

Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold"

Could be a trap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd pick it up and keep my 'eyes peeled' for its owner. Hopefully i'll reunite them by Fryday.

Feel free to chip in if you have any other ideas.

I have a few suggestions but none of them are particularly crisp. In fact, they'd just be a load of waffle."

To be fair im not good in these situations, I usually make a hash of it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Leave it there

Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold

Could be a trap"

Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

FFS

Hmph ... A Taters gotta Tate !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

Only with butter and fresh mint.

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By *tmostakiss1Man over a year ago

"Leave it there

Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold

Could be a trap

Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?"

Have you never seen Mr Tayto? He seeks revenge for the abuse potatoes endure to become crisps

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

FFS

Hmph ... A Taters gotta Tate !"

Word

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Leave it there

Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold

Could be a trap

Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?

Have you never seen Mr Tayto? He seeks revenge for the abuse potatoes endure to become crisps"

Hmmmmmmmmm he must be an agi-tater

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By *tmostakiss1Man over a year ago

"Leave it there

Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold

Could be a trap

Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?

Have you never seen Mr Tayto? He seeks revenge for the abuse potatoes endure to become crisps

Hmmmmmmmmm he must be an agi-tater"

He’s a bit salty

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Squash it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It has no name and address on it and no phone number....

What do you do ?"

Take him to the pub and get mashed

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

Would that make it a potato wedgey?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

Would that make it a potato wedgey?"

I've heard of Wedgey Perrin.......

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

Build it a little bed, take it out for walks regularly and generally make it into the most spoiled spud in history......only if its a pure breed such as a maris piper or king Edward them nasty Mongral white potatoes can do one xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Build it a little bed, take it out for walks regularly and generally make it into the most spoiled spud in history......only if its a pure breed such as a maris piper or king Edward them nasty Mongral white potatoes can do one xxx"

Would you teach your spud to play the tuber ?

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

If it was a decent potato I'd get it lessons

Would you teach your spud to play the tuber ?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Leave it a while..then get it a potato clock

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Do a run up and see how far I could launch it from the end of my toe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

I would.

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

Put some glasses and a false nose on it and turn it into a Mr potato head, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dribble it up the street before taking a shot at an imaginary goal, all whilst commentating my scoring of a goal in the champions league final to myself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we in Ireland?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This reminds me of the time I bought a cauliflower home d*unk. Must’ve stolen it from a farmers field and carried it home like a babe in arms lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It has no name and address on it and no phone number....

What do you do ?"

Launch it across the road !!

Sick of potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me. "

Spud gun???

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me. "

Are you American?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Spud gun???

Classic

I had one back in the 90s early 00s. So much fun. Mum was furious as me and my nephew used up a whole bag of spuds meant for Sunday dinner lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

The obvious question no-one else seems to be asking is why would a potato ever have a name and address on it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?"

No, I'm American

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The obvious question no-one else seems to be asking is why would a potato ever have a name and address on it?"

Because it's a pet potato

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?"

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The obvious question no-one else seems to be asking is why would a potato ever have a name and address on it?"

Potatoes have feelings

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you "

The queen has spoken

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Bro

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Bro

I told you dont do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Bro

I told you dont do that"

You said don't say North pole

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Bro

I told you dont do that

You said don't say North pole

No dont call me bro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Bro

I told you dont do that

You said don't say North pole

No dont call me bro"

Oooooohhh ok my bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken "

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Are you a Queen???

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Any where is this

Potato??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Are you a Queen???"

Yep !

Your demoted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any where is this

Potato??"

In the street apparently. We best bring it in it’s getting late out there’s lots of weirdos around

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Any where is this

Potato??

In the street apparently. We best bring it in it’s getting late out there’s lots of weirdos around

Plenty

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

You roasted the potato or _asmeen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

You roasted the potato or _asmeen?"

Stickslad

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

You roasted the potato or _asmeen?"

Ain't nobody

Roasting me

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

You roasted the potato or _asmeen?

Stickslad

Niall

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

Granny!

Your mind has hit the gutter recently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

You roasted the potato or _asmeen?

Ain't nobody

Roasting me"

Only spit roasting hey love hehe

I joke.

Oh now I’m craving roast potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

Haha Mate sarcasm is obviously lost on you go read what I said

actually don’t bother !!!

And if that’s your idea of been roasted stay here a bit longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

Haha Mate sarcasm is obviously lost on you go read what I said

actually don’t bother !!!

And if that’s your idea of been roasted stay here a bit longer

My work is done here.. night night

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.

Are you American?

Are you a troll?

He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort

Behave you

The queen has spoken

Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha

All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue

Nah I meant _asmeen lol

ROASTED

Haha Mate sarcasm is obviously lost on you go read what I said

actually don’t bother !!!

And if that’s your idea of been roasted stay here a bit longer

Why the drama

Over a potato

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

No"

There’s definitely someone on this thread that has a fetish for bum popping potatoes?

He won’t admit it tho

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

There’s definitely someone on this thread that has a fetish for bum popping potatoes?

He won’t admit it tho "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?

There’s definitely someone on this thread that has a fetish for bum popping potatoes?

He won’t admit it tho "

. LOL

I snorted laughing then

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By *anuel ducatiMan over a year ago

leyburn

"This reminds me of the time I bought a cauliflower home d*unk. Must’ve stolen it from a farmers field and carried it home like a babe in arms lol "

So how did the cauliflower get d*unk, was it pickled?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would dig a hole in prepared soil. Plant potato in the hope of growing 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato more...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?

I mention no names !

Sparkles what was are conversation again ?

Oh yeah spud guns right ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This reminds me of the time I bought a cauliflower home d*unk. Must’ve stolen it from a farmers field and carried it home like a babe in arms lol

So how did the cauliflower get d*unk, was it pickled?"

Hahaahhhaa kids this is why grammar is important! Lesson learnt. I meant I bought it home with me whilst I was d*unk. The cauliflower however was completely sober.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?

I mention no names !

Sparkles what was are conversation again ?

Oh yeah spud guns right ??

Yeahhhh proper 90s ones. Pew pew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start a justgiving campaign to reunite it with family. We can all chip in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?

I mention no names !

Sparkles what was are conversation again ?

Oh yeah spud guns right ??

Yeahhhh proper 90s ones. Pew pew. "

Pew pew

Doing summersaults over garden walls cause getting hit by a spud gun in those days was no joke !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?

I mention no names !

Sparkles what was are conversation again ?

Oh yeah spud guns right ??

Yeahhhh proper 90s ones. Pew pew.

Pew pew

Doing summersaults over garden walls cause getting hit by a spud gun in those days was no joke !!!!

You know it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it went to watch a football match would it be a commentator

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By *est Mims LookingCouple over a year ago

Crofton

Put the bottle down & get up out of the street bc I'm totally wasted trying to talk to a potato

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put the bottle down & get up out of the street bc I'm totally wasted trying to talk to a potato"

Real life problems right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start a justgiving campaign to reunite it with family. We can all chip in. "

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By *yes146Man over a year ago

London

Check if it is smashed, if not then roast it for being there on it's own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask if it's having a mashing day on its way to a football game to be A spectater. After all it could be the powerful potato in the galaxy Darth Tater and you don't want to be decap-potatoed

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

Get my kids to plant it in the garden, and watch it grow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I place it on some grass so it can compost or else sow it so it will multiple...actually I'd bring it home & plant it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Put it in an envelope, marked Return To Sender

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Give it the sack

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