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"I'd pick it up and keep my 'eyes peeled' for its owner. Hopefully i'll reunite them by Fryday.
Feel free to chip in if you have any other ideas. "
I have a few suggestions but none of them are particularly crisp. In fact, they'd just be a load of waffle. |
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"I'd pick it up and keep my 'eyes peeled' for its owner. Hopefully i'll reunite them by Fryday.
Feel free to chip in if you have any other ideas.
I have a few suggestions but none of them are particularly crisp. In fact, they'd just be a load of waffle."
To be fair im not good in these situations, I usually make a hash of it. |
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"Leave it there
Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold
Could be a trap"
Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ? |
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"Leave it there
Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold
Could be a trap
Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?"
Have you never seen Mr Tayto? He seeks revenge for the abuse potatoes endure to become crisps |
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"Leave it there
Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold
Could be a trap
Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?
Have you never seen Mr Tayto? He seeks revenge for the abuse potatoes endure to become crisps"
Hmmmmmmmmm he must be an agi-tater |
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"Leave it there
Isn't that just like modern society. Walk by like you've seen nothing .... a poor defenceless potato all alone ...... in the cold
Could be a trap
Like his mate is waiting to jump out like ?
Have you never seen Mr Tayto? He seeks revenge for the abuse potatoes endure to become crisps
Hmmmmmmmmm he must be an agi-tater"
He’s a bit salty |
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Build it a little bed, take it out for walks regularly and generally make it into the most spoiled spud in history......only if its a pure breed such as a maris piper or king Edward them nasty Mongral white potatoes can do one xxx |
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"Build it a little bed, take it out for walks regularly and generally make it into the most spoiled spud in history......only if its a pure breed such as a maris piper or king Edward them nasty Mongral white potatoes can do one xxx"
Would you teach your spud to play the tuber ? |
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Dribble it up the street before taking a shot at an imaginary goal, all whilst commentating my scoring of a goal in the champions league final to myself! |
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American? 
Are you a troll?"
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort   |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort "
Behave you |
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you "
The queen has spoken |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken "
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
"
Bro |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Bro "
I told you dont do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Bro
I told you dont do that"
You said don't say North pole  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Bro
I told you dont do that
You said don't say North pole "
No dont call me bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Bro
I told you dont do that
You said don't say North pole
No dont call me bro"
Oooooohhh ok my bad |
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken "
Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha
All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha
All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue
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Nah I meant _asmeen lol  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha
All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue
"
Are you a Queen??? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha
All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue
Nah I meant _asmeen lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would keep it. Go on eBay and buy a spud gun and fire it at people who annoy me.
Are you American?
Are you a troll?
He’s giving it a good bash god love him ? Failing desperately but I commend his effort
Behave you
The queen has spoken
Do you mean me yeah ? Thanks ha
All fun and games Yasmeen glad you can join us on this hot topic issue
Are you a Queen???"
Yep !
Your demoted
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"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?
No"
There’s definitely someone on this thread that has a fetish for bum popping potatoes?
He won’t admit it tho |
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"Would any of you shove it up your arse ?
No
There’s definitely someone on this thread that has a fetish for bum popping potatoes?
He won’t admit it tho "
. LOL
I snorted laughing then |
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"This reminds me of the time I bought a cauliflower home d*unk. Must’ve stolen it from a farmers field and carried it home like a babe in arms lol "
So how did the cauliflower get d*unk, was it pickled? |
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Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?
I mention no names !
Sparkles what was are conversation again ?
Oh yeah spud guns right ?? |
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"This reminds me of the time I bought a cauliflower home d*unk. Must’ve stolen it from a farmers field and carried it home like a babe in arms lol
So how did the cauliflower get d*unk, was it pickled?"
Hahaahhhaa kids this is why grammar is important! Lesson learnt. I meant I bought it home with me whilst I was d*unk. The cauliflower however was completely sober. |
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"Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?
I mention no names !
Sparkles what was are conversation again ?
Oh yeah spud guns right ?? "
Yeahhhh proper 90s ones. Pew pew. |
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"Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?
I mention no names !
Sparkles what was are conversation again ?
Oh yeah spud guns right ??
Yeahhhh proper 90s ones. Pew pew. "
Pew pew
Doing summersaults over garden walls cause getting hit by a spud gun in those days was no joke !!!!
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"Hopefully he’ll jump back on and clarify these vicious rumors!?
I mention no names !
Sparkles what was are conversation again ?
Oh yeah spud guns right ??
Yeahhhh proper 90s ones. Pew pew.
Pew pew
Doing summersaults over garden walls cause getting hit by a spud gun in those days was no joke !!!!
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You know it!! |
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Ask if it's having a mashing day on its way to a football game to be A spectater. After all it could be the powerful potato in the galaxy Darth Tater and you don't want to be decap-potatoed |
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