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By *ursevamps OP Woman over a year ago

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just saw this and had to have agiggle thought others might like to giggle along with me ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite -confused.com !

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the one with the meerkat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

brilliant

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By *ursevamps OP Woman over a year ago

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ooo they dont cover sex insurance aarently sergee didnt believe it was safe

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By *he Reliability FactorMan over a year ago

near oxford

"ooo they dont cover sex insurance aarently sergee didnt believe it was safe

But you do get a free toy!!!

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By *ursevamps OP Woman over a year ago

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no sergee thought it was remoting the devils work what woith him loveing hos master too much to give away profits was not good hence why they refrained from making the nsurance for sex

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By *he Reliability FactorMan over a year ago

near oxford

"no sergee thought it was remoting the devils work what woith him loveing hos master too much to give away profits was not good hence why they refrained from making the nsurance for sex

But a free meerRabbit toy might be good for profits??

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By *ursevamps OP Woman over a year ago

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it might be ood for profits but rabbits apparently are under rated according to surgee he reckons no challenge chasing a toy rabbit you know these meercats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the one with the meerkat?

Illegal