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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

I learnt the more code in the Royal Navy

Left R N 1984 never used it since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chemistry and Biology at school

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Chemistry and Biology at school "
good one

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

... --- -- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ..-. .. -. -.. / .. - / ..- ... . ..-. ..- .-.. .-.-.-

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"... --- -- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ..-. .. -. -.. / .. - / ..- ... . ..-. ..- .-.. .-.-.-"
you bugger working it out

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"... --- -- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ..-. .. -. -.. / .. - / ..- ... . ..-. ..- .-.. .-.-.-you bugger working it out "
I'm up to some people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pythagorus

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


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-- --- ... - / -.. --- -. # - / - .... --- ..- --. .... -.-.--

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By *moothCriminal_xMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"Pythagorus "

I learned that pythagoras led a cult that believed beans and humans were related and he was chased into a field of beans and killed for being a heretic

Useless until now

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"... --- -- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ..-. .. -. -.. / .. - / ..- ... . ..-. ..- .-.. .-.-.-you bugger working it out "

What did you think was going to happen? I'm just surprised I was the first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythagorus

I learned that pythagoras led a cult that believed beans and humans were related and he was chased into a field of beans and killed for being a heretic

Useless until now"

And now I’ve learned something else useless in all but one scenario

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I find you can make use of anything if you're creative

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything in college and uni.

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By *weetandHungMan  over a year ago

liverpool

Me bleaming car bugger keeps breaking down god dam it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Topography , architecture & design and anything to do with my degree.

Erased from my mind as soon as I got my piece of paper never to be revisited

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... --- -- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ..-. .. -. -.. / .. - / ..- ... . ..-. ..- .-.. .-.-.-"

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

Logarithms, served no purpose at all

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

w

Sub 2 min rubix cube

Pointless

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Henge (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Plate tectonics and ox bow lakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything maths related that isn’t arithmetic.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dry stone walling, can't say I've done that since I was taught how.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knowledge is power!

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Pretty much all of the scripts and theatrical theorem that I learnt.

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

To be honest I use most learnt things in my job.

Engineering uses a lot of knowledge.

And Geography for navigating

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By *ougie321Man  over a year ago

Milford Haven

Divorce

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

The area of a circle is pi r squared, the circumference is 2 pi r.

The formula to solve quadratic equations is still in my head, as is the German for 1974 and the fact that Xerxes' mother was Atossa. I can recite Jenny Kissed Me by Leigh Hunt and I can play the recorder.

I can't navigate daily life but by God I can play you a shrill version of Annie's Song.

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Fencing, riding and sailing all spring to mind.

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Pythagorus

I learned that pythagoras led a cult that believed beans and humans were related and he was chased into a field of beans and killed for being a heretic

Useless until now"

Cicero's name came from cicer, meaning chickpea, because an ancestor had a nose with a dent that looked like a chickpea.

Why were the ancients so obsessed with pulses?

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Henge (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Fencing, riding and sailing all spring to mind. "

...ahhh no, come on ...we all need to know how to ride surely?!

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple  over a year ago

London


"Topography , architecture & design and anything to do with my degree.

Erased from my mind as soon as I got my piece of paper never to be revisited "

You don't make your own Christmas cards even?

KM

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple  over a year ago

London

I cannot think of anything not useful.

I do crosswords

KM

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Fencing, riding and sailing all spring to mind.

...ahhh no, come on ...we all need to know how to ride surely?! "

Given how few places have horses anything like large enough to carry someone the size of me, it's not really a skill I get to exercise much.

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Marching..

Ironing uniform to the size of my Naval Ratings handbook.

Saluting.

Learning how to shoot someone…

Oh and school… British education is archaic nonsense that prepares no one for life…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Why were the ancients so obsessed with pulses?"

Beats me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ONE+TWELVE=TWO+ELEVEN

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"Pythagorus "

Actually very helpful for squaring corners in the construction industry and no doubt plenty of other stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PS Cryptic crosswords. Totally Excellent

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Most of my A-levels

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Pythagorus

Actually very helpful for squaring corners in the construction industry and no doubt plenty of other stuff "

3,4,5 triangle...perfect right angle.

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"Pythagorus

Actually very helpful for squaring corners in the construction industry and no doubt plenty of other stuff

3,4,5 triangle...perfect right angle."

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By *implynaughty1Couple  over a year ago

stockport

Wood work French

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

Pretty much all of my media studies A-level and the fact that koala’s fingerprints are virtually indistinguishable from human fingerprints.

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Pretty much all of my media studies A-level and the fact that koala’s fingerprints are virtually indistinguishable from human fingerprints. "

Useful if you're trying to frame a koala for murder.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Oh, and tongue prints are as individual as fingerprints

LvM

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

I learnt to play the recorder.

When has that ever helped me in life.

And algebra, I've never used that ever in my life either.

Both pointless.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London

Archery. But I love it despite its uselessness in the ‘real world’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Archery. But I love it despite its uselessness in the ‘real world’ "

When the zombie take over it might come in handy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Chemistry and Biology at school "

I use both of these all the time. Literally my bread 'n' butter.

I bet you use a basic knowledge of all the sciences all the time. Anyone who makes a conscious decision to stick a condom on their penis (or asks a partner to do so) is making use of their knowledge of conception and how to prevent it (biology).

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Most of my A-levels

LvM"

What did you study? Knitting with fog?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Climbing up a rope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4 years film history totally waist of time

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"Knowledge is power!"

Money is much more powerful, and knowledge is useless if you neither have nor create the opportunities in which to use it, to your advantage.

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By *eservesherCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

We both know all the words to Ebeneezer Goode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knowledge is power!

Money is much more powerful, and knowledge is useless if you neither have nor create the opportunities in which to use it, to your advantage.

"

Karate kid 3

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Drama.. being told to be a seed then grow like a tree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Latin, I got an A and can't remember a bit of it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We both know all the words to Ebeneezer Goode"

There's a guy in the place

With a bittersweet face

And he goes by the name

Of Ebeneezer Goode....

Bloody marvellous....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythagorus

Actually very helpful for squaring corners in the construction industry and no doubt plenty of other stuff "

They don’t use that in construction. It’s trigonometry based algorithms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ox Bow Lakes

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Henge (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Dissecting a frog

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Proportionally barnacles have the longest penis on the planet

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"Archery. But I love it despite its uselessness in the ‘real world’

When the zombie take over it might come in handy "

If I had a bow and arrows and not just the knowledge, I’d agree…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Dissecting a frog "

I always managed to avoid these lessons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Archery. But I love it despite its uselessness in the ‘real world’

When the zombie take over it might come in handy

If I had a bow and arrows and not just the knowledge, I’d agree… "

Sports direct

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

French.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enthalpy of atomisation of bromine,

Ive never used it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most of school.

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Quadratic equations

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By *iBBWLondonWoman  over a year ago

London


"Archery. But I love it despite its uselessness in the ‘real world’

When the zombie take over it might come in handy

If I had a bow and arrows and not just the knowledge, I’d agree…

Sports direct "

I’d rather die than give my money to Ashley…

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By *uddy laneMan  over a year ago

dudley

BBC basic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quadratic equations "

Ohh i battle these daily & the Born-Haber Cycle to calculate the lattice energy of ionic solids

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple  over a year ago

Swansea


"The area of a circle is pi r squared, the circumference is 2 pi r.

The formula to solve quadratic equations is still in my head, as is the German for 1974 and the fact that Xerxes' mother was Atossa. I can recite Jenny Kissed Me by Leigh Hunt and I can play the recorder.

I can't navigate daily life but by God I can play you a shrill version of Annie's Song."

X = -b +/- sqrt of something something something all over 2a?

The circle stuff I use regularly

Mr

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Parallel parking

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By *uddy laneMan  over a year ago

dudley


"Quadratic equations

Ohh i battle these daily & the Born-Haber Cycle to calculate the lattice energy of ionic solids "

I hardly get a floater I just make sure I give it a good flush for the vectoring effect and quick evacuation of the idontwant2c solids.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quadratic equations

Ohh i battle these daily & the Born-Haber Cycle to calculate the lattice energy of ionic solids

I hardly get a floater I just make sure I give it a good flush for the vectoring effect and quick evacuation of the idontwant2c solids.

"

Bahahhahaa i read that and thought whats he on about... ahhhhhhh the 'turdis theorem'

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By *uddy laneMan  over a year ago

dudley


"Quadratic equations

Ohh i battle these daily & the Born-Haber Cycle to calculate the lattice energy of ionic solids

I hardly get a floater I just make sure I give it a good flush for the vectoring effect and quick evacuation of the idontwant2c solids.

Bahahhahaa i read that and thought whats he on about... ahhhhhhh the 'turdis theorem' "

All good buddy

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I would have said algebra and trigonometry..... But I ended up needing them in some of my courses for work

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Latin, I got an A and can't remember a bit of it now"

I bet you have good grammar and spelling though? I loved Latin!

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

A programming language at school called Cesil. We also learnt Basic which was much more useful.

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By *irminghamlady08Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Playing the recorder!!

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By *lovisMan  over a year ago

Twickenham

Logarithmic Tables

Its not like I was ever going to work for NASA

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple  over a year ago

London


"I learnt to play the recorder.

When has that ever helped me in life"

But surely that taught you never to listen to a recorder again?

KM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of the words to House of Pain - Jump Around

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