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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The fucking gym!

I'm being told I'm going back to the gym this coming week and I'd really appreciate any excuses going.

I'm considering, somehow, damaging my pancreas, in order to get out of it.

Any ideas welcome.

Cheers in advance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put on 30st then you're too large to fit through your house door.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The fucking gym!

I'm being told I'm going back to the gym this coming week and I'd really appreciate any excuses going.

I'm considering, somehow, damaging my pancreas, in order to get out of it.

Any ideas welcome.

Cheers in advance. "

You don't have to go to the gym. You're a grown up, one of the benefits of that is YOU get to decide what, if any, exercise to do.

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

Give it a try, it might not be as bad as you think. And if it is you can just not go back.

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By *tmostakiss1Man over a year ago

Your health is your wealth they say..

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The fucking gym!

I'm being told I'm going back to the gym this coming week and I'd really appreciate any excuses going.

I'm considering, somehow, damaging my pancreas, in order to get out of it.

Any ideas welcome.

Cheers in advance. "

Being told???

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Tell them you were kidn*pped and had your pancreas harvested. That’s the excuse I’m thinking of not going to work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell them you have staph

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By *tine84Man over a year ago

Ayr

Just get totally tanked on vodka find a gym with a jacuzzi and your welcome haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s a Russian game of chance that’s all the range on Tik Tok. If you win there’s not chance you’ll ever need to go to the gym again.

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

Man up and get to the gym!

(Jokes, before any snowflake starts whining)

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