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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better. "
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion 
Tell me other things that you're good at.  if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better.
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion
Tell me other things that you're good at. if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P )"
I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"I'm really crap at being a bloke.
I've heard that about you.
That's one of the few rumours going round about me that is actually true....  "
Your Sean Connery impression ain't great, either.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better.
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion
Tell me other things that you're good at. if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P )"
Brilliant comment x  |
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better. "
Be sound until you have to defend the family. I’m really bad at cutting the grass though evens out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..
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Me Too! It is impossible to do a stand up we as a woman without peeing on one's foot or in one shoe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better.
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion
Tell me other things that you're good at. if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P )
I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles. "
But that makes me want you more  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better.
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion
Tell me other things that you're good at. if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P )
I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.
But that makes me want you more "
Show some decorum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better.
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion
Tell me other things that you're good at. if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P )
I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.
But that makes me want you more
Show some decorum. "
In my defence Mr P is sat next to me hes also crap at fighting but fab at dad ing, don't doubt yourself old boy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like I'm a bit crap at doing everything just now if that makes you feel any better? Shit human trumps shit bloke! "
Eh, you! Stop it.
I think you're skills. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not into sports, I'm not very good at fighting.
I'm shit-hot dad, though.
What are you crap at? Make me feel better.
Ummmm that makes you a epic bloke in my opinion
Tell me other things that you're good at. if you say, baking, long walks , arts and crafts I may leave my husband right now (sorry Mr P )
I'm not into ending marriages. I'm mostly here for the articles.
But that makes me want you more
Show some decorum.
In my defence Mr P is sat next to me hes also crap at fighting but fab at dad ing, don't doubt yourself old boy"
Maybe me and Mr. P can have a really shit fight. Being a decent dad is rewarding. Who'd've thought it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like football, rugby and most sports other than for gymnastics
I deplore fight sports
Fast cars bore me
I don't drink beer and dislike pubs (unless they serve food)
I am dreadful at DIY and most things technical
I despise laddish or all boys together behaviour
I am in touch with myself
I enjoy the arts and love a good showtune
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-I'm not a sports fan
-Can hold my own in a fight thanks to growing up with brother and cousins who we all play fought
-reasonable at DIY just takes more than 1 attempt most times
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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Dating sites (not including Fab): I can never find ones with anyone genuine, it's always a case of: I join, I get lots of messages and then they're all "We have such a deep connection, I can feel it, please send me $xxxx for my flight, so that we can meet". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really rubbish at not being able to do a stand up wee..
So am I.
Lift the lid
YOU LIFT THE LID
Turn around and face the loo."
That's how you do a stand up wee isn't it as a man?
God help the floor if you stand the other way round ha ha |
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I’m good at practical stuff
Cars, sports, crafts, cooking, cleaning looking after my mum sister dad and others etc etc
( I’m not a dad probs never will be)
I’m really shit at even liking myself or thinking women like me to the point I’ve been single 18 years and not been with anyone since 2012!
I joined here to push myself
And coz im fed up of just wanking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m good at practical stuff
Cars, sports, crafts, cooking, cleaning looking after my mum sister dad and others etc etc
( I’m not a dad probs never will be)
I’m really shit at even liking myself or thinking women like me to the point I’ve been single 18 years and not been with anyone since 2012!
I joined here to push myself
And coz im fed up of just wanking! "
Someone will come along when you least expect it and appreciate you for who you are, and when they do everything will fall into place I promise. Also those are all fabulous traits btw, i wish you could give Mr P a few tips on cooking, cleaning and crafting.xx |
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