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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A Diner at Pizza Hut was disgusted at the Shake Squeeze Squirt instruction on the ketchup bottle. Not suitable in a child friendly restaurant apparently. He said it sounded like an instruction for swingers. Is he right as regards the bottle. ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!
You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!
You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad."
Haha really |
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"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!
You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad."
 . I’d piss myself laughing at that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No different than what you was told as a kid to get ketchup out of a glass bottle…. give it a good shake, if that fails give it a good hard smack on the bottom "
Does that make it squirt?  |
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"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!
You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad."
The Thai prawn crackers we buy in Sainsbury's go down on the receipt as "spicy Thai crack". It tickles us every time we see it and is now the standard parlance. "Do we have any spicy Thai crack or shall I head to Sainsbury's?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Friend of mine used to work as a supermarket manager. A customer once went nuts because he’d bought a Toy Story doll, and it said 6 inch Woody on the receipt!
You couldn’t make it up! Some people are just barking mad.
The Thai prawn crackers we buy in Sainsbury's go down on the receipt as "spicy Thai crack". It tickles us every time we see it and is now the standard parlance. "Do we have any spicy Thai crack or shall I head to Sainsbury's?" "
Love that! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I kind of agree but does he have a point ?
No
I worry about the Newspapers who decided this was a good enough story to print
It's all over the news "
Yes
Shall I change my post to I worry about any News source who thought this worthy to report. |
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