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Which way do you cut your toast

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all easy break in thread. Are you a posh triangle cutter or a straight down the middle or just whole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I generally eat whole but if I do cut then it’s triangles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't cut my toast

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Morning all easy break in thread. Are you a posh triangle cutter or a straight down the middle or just whole

Triangles. They're pretty

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

Triangles with crusts off please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all easy break in thread. Are you a posh triangle cutter or a straight down the middle or just whole

Never triangle, how can you put some of your brekkie on that and make a proper bitty without things squeezing out of it? X

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By *melia DominaTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Far to much effort to cut toast.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Triangles for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cut it across its middle.. So top on one bit, bottom on the other bit

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I don't unless it's topped with something which requires cutlery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just fold the toast in half haha

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Triangles with crusts off please

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bet you don't have curly hair

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Depends. Cheese on toast - Triangles. Toast with butter or for a bacon sarnie - Rectangles, if I bother to cut it at all. Toast to dip into soup or have with pâté - Small triangles.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Depends. Cheese on toast - Triangles. Toast with butter or for a bacon sarnie - Rectangles, if I bother to cut it at all. Toast to dip into soup or have with pâté - Small triangles.

"
a professional toast cutter. A cut for all occasions xx

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Depends on the context. Bacon is a bugger to cut diagonally.

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"Morning all easy break in thread. Are you a posh triangle cutter or a straight down the middle or just whole

I just eat it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't, the Cafe does when they serve my sausage bacon egg and beans.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

What's with this cutting malarkey

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Cheam

I stopped cutting it a while ago usually because I’d start eating it before I’ve finished spreading the second slice

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Depends what mood I'm in at the time I don't stick to one option

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strictly triangles, this is a serious issue. Corner to corner ONLY

Claire x

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Strictly triangles, this is a serious issue. Corner to corner ONLY

Claire x"
very posh if I may say so

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Fold it in half and eat it that way for me lol

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Fold it in half and eat it that way for me lol"
No messing down to business

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends what I'm putting on it. Triangles for Jam and straight for beans on toast or if its with a fry up.

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Don't cut it just eat it whole before it gets cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Triangles taste better don't knownhow it works but it's a fact

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Only gets cut for soldiers or if a bacon buttie, then it’s in half. Otherwise it just stays while and I pull chunks away.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Triangles taste better don't knownhow it works but it's a fact"

I agree

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Only gets cut for soldiers or if a bacon buttie, then it’s in half. Otherwise it just stays while and I pull chunks away. "
soldiers always for runny boiled egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is my favourite thread.

I do mine differently each time depending on my mood. Life is more exciting that way

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"This is my favourite thread.

I do mine differently each time depending on my mood. Life is more exciting that way "
a true professional toast cutter

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Corner to corner

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I ain't got time to cut it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the middle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You meant to cut it?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

With my teeth when I bite it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You meant to cut it?"

Exactly! It's in my gob before I've got time for that.

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By *ailingSwagmanMan over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Triangles taste better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It depends on what's on it. If I'm going to be dipping my toast into a mug of beans I go for a triangle. Otherwise, I like rectangles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s some slubbingness going on here

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In half to make two rectangles, that way the kids only take part of my toast when they steal some and I still have something to eat.

I love triangles though. Best served in a toast rack. Reminds me of holidays

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By *ev257Man over a year ago

cardiff

Corner to Corner

Only way it should be cut

Feel like some jam n toast now

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By *mmMandyTV/TS over a year ago

Southampton

mmm, toast

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't bother cutting it but if I’m in a restaurant for brekky I’d expect it cut diagonally and served in a toast rack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Triangles. Anything else is borderline anarchy

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

In half or not at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut it? Why lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut it into 4 squares

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Rather cut the mustard....

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Rather cut the mustard....

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are you here all week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't.....eat it whole

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Straight down the middle

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Manc triangles… so not posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breakfast toast straight but if i am having toast with pate or something then triangles

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Is it wrong to suggest that folding is the way to go and not cutting? Certainly a better was to contain the mess of a sloppy piece of jammy toast!

Clearly down the middle though... diagonally would be like origami!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We don't cut our toast.

NBVN x

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Beans on toast then it’s triangles…. A sausage/ bacon/ fish finger sandwich… straight down the middle

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t even cut it

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Triangles x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Into 2 triangles

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By *abfitnfiftyMan over a year ago

Dorking

Uncut

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Whole.

The kids get rectangles.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

In half.

Triangles if I’m feeling fancy

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Triangles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Triangles

Everytime! no other way is acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all easy break in thread. Are you a posh triangle cutter or a straight down the middle or just whole

I don’t cut my toast. If anything I might fold it.

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